Iovai

The Mega City Department of Energy : Who 'you're' going to call.

((I must confess, I may need new e-pants. That's how much larger this has made my e-peen.))

RemagDiv wrote: Though it's kinda tough to auto target.. usually I just tab through targets, but when most of those targets are your own Faction, it gets kinda tough. Territory battles would also work!! It is tough to autotarget, and I'm a...

I'm not really a Machinist, I just play one on the internet. Am I going to get shot? (I'm not really a scientist either. Sin Inc wont let me forget. But let's take one thing at a time... I have my mad scientist laugh down-pat though)

I approve of this message! Great idea, Phrack.

Vanil wrote: a stubborn, introverted megalomaniac. Read: Emo kid Seriously. Join SIN. They've got spunk.

Ebola wrote: Greetings all, The Masked, a Cypherite faction, is based on the tenets of the original Cypherites led by Gemeskreed: The Masked Men. We believe that the Matrix was created for humanity, and belongs ONLY to humans. The Matrix w...

((Why do you 'ALL' wear Agent Suits? It a step up from buffed clothing, but it kinda takes away from the Agent's epic.)) ((Just like the fact that Agents die routinely.)) Well, I really do think Gray has earned his re-assimilation in a big...

Good job Cypherite friends! Great to see that you've got our backs.

Vanil wrote: GoDGiVeR wrote: Darminian wrote: To answer your question, it's something to do with the database. ~Darminian I know that the whole game is rather hard coded, but even the database? If it's in the third normal form, adding a ne...

SolidRevolver wrote: Large out in the open areas to build what they wish, and lots of oil for fuel. The US would be full of half demolished buildings making moving very difficult plus the Machines were basically forced there as they weren'...

((Fail.))

Great job, everyone! Way to stick it to those X-poppin' Agents! ((Yeah... I'm voting for Barack Obama, so I approve of black Agents. But facial hair? Who are we, the Red Sox?))

Gerik wrote: ((Would of been a good event for us if people could keep their *CENSORED* mouths shut about our location.)) Edit: Fixed something. ((There were lots of people who needed to be quiet. Sending tells to LET just makes you look st...

Chemuel wrote: ThePigeonKing wrote: NT is the Intruder. Fixed. I support that. PS: Leave Vanil AlooOOoOOOOoOOOooOOOooOOOOOOne!

Skull101 wrote: Skull086 (TO LONG TO COPY) Fantastic idea, but you're giving the average PVPer way too much credit.

... I sense this will spawn buckets of drama. Much love, Io

((MxO West Side Story = Awesome))

Best part is; I got my 'comic relief' reward.

Queen- Another One Bites the Dust

EndlessVoid wrote: Well, WoW turns friendly flagged players' names green, and WoW's a game where you can tell if someone's on your side or not just based on their race. ... There's all kinds of really horrible photoshop picture opportunity...

Cmdr_Dezreki wrote: Mediumchild wrote: Dragoooooons. Ya know? Whenever I hear Dragoon members spamming "DRAGOONS DRAGOONS DRAGOONS" in /shout...my first thought and response is always the same: Zionists! What is your profession?! "Noobs! N...

((Nifty! =P))

Ballak wrote: Othinn1 wrote: I liked the smoke effect on the Cryptos box. That was a nice touch. Edit: Oh, and something I've been curious about. The original Cryptos had a Jamaican accent. When the Program inside him is speaking out of hi...

((Ugh. They get all the not-abesent forthcoming exiles. >.< ) ((I need to be randomly online more.))

MatrixRefugee wrote: Chemuel wrote: ((This is brilliant, but I really can't stop laughing every time someone's weapon ejaculates.)) ((No better pr0n than gun pr0n, non?)) ((I think that rhymed. *CENSORED*. We should stop spamming this thre...

Phrack wrote: Iovai wrote: It is the very nature of your organization, Mister P. Hope; it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. I don't need you to tell me what...

Fatmop wrote: Iovai wrote: ((B-b-but... the Asimov's EMP sheilding. "> ) How does such a thing work, exactly? ((In simplest terms; Copper. Lots of copper. But it's really not of consequence now that Dr. Foxo's on the Transom. It wouldn't b...

It is the very nature of your organization, Mister P. Hope; it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.

Ballak wrote: (( It's nice to see that those who were picked were able to stay in character and keep up the reputable organization of the Machines on Syntax, unlike that last Zion event. >_> Good Event, just can't believe I was waiting for...

MatrixRefugee wrote: Chemuel wrote: MatrixRefugee wrote: Iovai wrote: ((What she said. In conclusion, some of you should go Machine (OR CYPHERITE) so the orgs can be somewhat balanced, and everyone can have more fun!)) ((Owch. We barely ha...

((What she said. In conclusion, some of you should go Machine (OR CYPHERITE) so the orgs can be somewhat balanced, and everyone can have more fun!))

((Delicious!))

It is 'unethical' to conduct such tests, less so when the control group (despite the fact that there was only one test subject, so this experiment gets the 'invalidity' stamp in my book) is supposed to die. However being a physicist I tend...

((Delicious! I may have scoffed when Phrack popped a "For Neo!". But Walter definitly did.))

((Delicious! More.))

((Delicious))

kou_urake wrote: GirlyGurl84 wrote: i sure would have hoped she would have gone zion, but i guess not... If you at any point actually expected an Agent to join Zion, you're... about par for the course when it comes to Zionite intellegence....

Archangel wrote: *sends forth the Inquisition* ((That made me lollerskate.))

((The DOE has the 'Navy' thing all set. The Transom even has a Science Officer! )) Fantastic! Great to know that I can take leave and not worry about the simulation... let's not even go there. Fantastic job to everyone.

((I love how I've missed that last five recursion Mech Events. =P)) Well, that was quick.

Cmdr_Dezreki wrote: ThePigeonKing wrote: NightTrace wrote: I'm not sure, I think that the commandos represented AI behind sentinals? Indeed they did. With that in mind, is this the one and only storage construct for the Elite Commandos? As...

((B-b-but... the Asimov's EMP sheilding. )) ((Fine. Extremely interesting idea, and it definitly goes on the list of "Reasons Io should play on syntax" )

((Why does Michael always look like he's dancing when he's fighting?)) Peculiar. Very peculiar.

Interesting firefight... I am a little saddened by the loss. But hey, we can afford to lose 'one' battle. ((Now, if we could get this action on Recursion))

((Leave it to the Merv to lose his own event. =P)) Your h-hipocracy is endlessly entertaining. Endlessly.

Osterlind wrote: The greatest good for the greatest number of people. Yes, the death of Mr. Manohar was regrettable, the saving of many more is far from it. Operatives worked very well as a team and you should be proud of yourselves for yo...

I was doing the chapter 6 missions and it hit me: How nifty would it be if Ghost defected to the Machines? Speaking to him he never seemed that sure of himself, and being Niobe's FM can't be exuberantly fun. He's also got a bit of crush on...

Machines. Yeah. They've got questionable methods. But better them than me. =P

NightTrace wrote: MetaLogic wrote: Neoteny wrote: ((And really, shame on the majority of the peanut gallery there... That was just idiocy supreme. Honestly, Dez was the best player involved, followed by those who didn't belong there, and h...

She'll look better with a third nostril. Very good work. I know Recursion could use soem cleaning up. We could use the extra firepower, sir.

I'm pretty sure a few of them are still using Outpost Kami, from the OB days.

Archangel wrote: This sounds like a job for a former Network Media employee... ...as soon as someone rescues me from the Machines, that is. *spins the keys around his index finger*

MetaLogic wrote: Hmm, if Cryptos and Veil aren't pulling the jacks then who is? Hmmm, we'll have to look into this. We don't need fanatics like you warmongering. This war won't be won by murder and barbarism. But it may be won by supperior...

Harkee wrote: I have to give a big round of applause to everyone who helped take Daelyn down. You all did an outstanding job and because of you Veil wasn't able to get her hands on any of our data. One spy down. Slow and steady wins the ra...

Canbus wrote: Foxxdie wrote: hi 2 lesig i want players 2 talk 2 me more kthx. me bored. merrit i want 2 have speshul mishun 2 kill the architect and also give me redpill plz Is this guy for real? What 'is' real?

GamiSB wrote: MetaLogic wrote: GamiSB wrote: MetaLogic wrote: GamiSB wrote: Cryptos wrote: Most can't see them, my friends--the numbers behind the names. It it well that it is so. It lies with us to keep this data--this painful truth--from...

GamiSB wrote: Cryptos wrote: Most can't see them, my friends--the numbers behind the names. It it well that it is so. It lies with us to keep this data--this painful truth--from the delicate eyes of the sleepers, lest their shock of reveal...

ThePigeonKing wrote: ((OOC: Didn't Machines get wind of the operation early too? =PPP I know I did, just by getting my intel from none other than the EPN meeting itself. Also: What in the world is going on with Iovai's jacket there? )) ((I...

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