ZippyTheSquirrel

Shadow Griever wrote: You're basing that theory on the fact that "The One" is a biological factor and is passed immediately from one person to the other. If that was the case then the machines could get rid of the equation. Indeed. Somethi...

00Zero wrote: ZippydaSquirl wrote: 00Zero wrote: Who came up with the character names Agnes Driscoll. Decius Wadsworth.,If you dont know there history you should check it out,allthough im glad i looked into it after the event would have ki...

00Zero wrote: Who came up with the character names Agnes Driscoll. Decius Wadsworth.,If you dont know there history you should check it out,allthough im glad i looked into it after the event would have kida ruined some of it. The story tea...

As the city-wide battle reached it's climax, the Security Personnel became noticeably more desperate to keep the Lights activated, to the point of ignoring Redpills attacking them and rushing straight to them. Ms. Walls interrupted. Near t...

:o The Architect (or a MMO designer/developer) made a math error! 'tis a sign of MxO's collaspse! Run for your life! ~Oh, and I like how the Architect can kill Agents by looking at them. Message Edited by ZippydaSquirl on 04-03-2006 10:34...

Here's something that's been nagging me: Do the guys at MxO ever experience lag in-game? Do they use the same computers that keep the servers nice and squeaky clean to log in as their characters, or is it some sort of "on your own time" de...

Can I ask a question? I'm going to anyway. When in the midst of using Free-Fire to pepper my enemy with bullets, I suddenly decide to use a hacker attack (that really low level one, like the first one you get), my battle log thing goes ber...

Now, I'm a Diet Coke addict, so the new Pepsi commercial barely affected me anyway, but I'm positive that most people will go, "hmm, this makes me want diet coke instead of pepsi" I don't have the video, so I'll post the script here. [Agen...

Okay, so far this Event was fine with me, but this just pissed me off to no end. With the Account In Use error everyone's having, I thought that any planned parties would be postponed until it was fixed, but, not only was it NOT, but the M...

<--- Level 20. Had a BIG helping hand in defeating Ms. Walls, Ms. Osbourn, and Mr. Meters. Only got ganked once by some *CENSORED* Cypherite, and got to chat with a BluePill Meters after the event ended. Try that. Dakari wrote: If you were...

Actually there was something of a Boss Battle on Vector, when Mr. Meters in Kaede decided to Health Sploit himself repeatedly. You could tell he was getting desperate when he started yelling random Cypherite things at us.

I HAVE NO RUNNING INSTANCE OF THE GAME! AND DURING THE EVENT, TOO?!? WHY, OOKAMI, WHY?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! /suicide /hari kari /slash wrist /slapstick comedy suicide /humours exploding sfx /die

Sooo....you want the Security Personnel all to yourself? Nice try. ~Actually, the thing is, when a dj mentions the area you're in, GET OUT quick.

[All times EST] 1:59 Sleepwalkers stop attacking 2:00 Wadsworth gives a speech. The speech echoes throughout the Rogers Way Concert, silencing all conversation. 2:01 The Lights begin swinging wildly. Suddenly, massive Blue Code Blasts reac...

GUIDE TO OWNING PURPLES WITH SNIPER (Used myself as Lvl 20) 1. Load Soldier Upgrade 2. Load Rifle Skill 3. Conceal 4. Line up your shot 5. Use Concealed Shot. *. Easy ownage of any purple-conned npc. Knocks roughly 2/3 of their HP down, an...

File #4101136778: Commando Smith Intercepted report submitted by radical Merovingian soldiers concerning the capture and attempted hacking of a low ranking Commando, name unknown. *~*s denote unbreakable code. FROM: *~* TO: Zippy the Squir...

I doubt my own sig-making skills, so I will award someone the fabled Golden Acorn should they help me make the best sig out of....these pictures: http://www.freewebs.com/phoenix_generation/SniperSquirrel.JPG http://www.freewebs.com/phoenix...

Agent Brown pushed to the front of the crowd, ignoring cries of anger or annoyance. On a rock to the side of the sidewalk, a lone man stood tall, donning a dark green version of Brown's suit. The crowd included Brown, blue pills, and red p...

krytical wrote: Ookami is teh lose, she should go back to night club stripping. *gasp* Heretic! Thy eyes shalt be clawed out! I started this thread as a basic Mervy thing, but then decided, why not Machines, too? Then I just started wander...

<Ed> What is it, Eddy? <Eddy> It's an invisible potato, in an invisible slingshot. Don't blink. *snap* OW! <Eddy's eye becomes swollen> Dude *CENSORED* hax <Ed> Haha, u were rubbrbanded noob <Edd> *CENSORED* lag! <Kevin> Dorks. Fear the ru...

Skitt les ate my pants I feel a ve ry strong draft Nope , no un der wear . The power of one Far greater than the many You cannot stop me. I felt like dancing I began to dance naked Now I'm committed. And no, this isn't the return of my hid...

I think I know the difference between Jones and Th......*a sound of something clicking into place* You know what? Leave me alone. **froop** MEMORIES! That's it, I'm going to watch Reloaded and Matrix over and over and memorize their faces,...

Okay, that is not a legitimate Matrix site. And lots of people aren't included in the credits.

I just wanted to help those with trouble starting their own crew or faction, 'cuz we all know that sometimes it's all in the name. The following is a list of RP-able names for those without any creative ability in forming their Crew and/or...

The versions of the Matrix aren't counted by the resets. They are counted by the re-emergence of the next systemic anomaly, in which Neo was the sixth, therefore this is the sixth version. Should there be another One, the Matrix would beco...

WARNING. WARNING. Possible Cult Leader detected! Initiating anti-Kool-Ade mechanisms. To Matrix Fanatic: Please don't repeat The Kid's stunts. That would make us very sad, 'cuz you would be dead, and people will sue the Wachowskis, and all...

<Woman walks by Burly Brawl, stops and stares in horror. Agent Jones quickly takes over her body and begins to investigate when he is rudely interrupted by Smith.> <Jones> You. <Smith> Yes, me-- *snakes hand into Jones and begins copying h...

I've heard that everyone will get their shot in no matter what, which begs the question, "Exactly how do the levels percentagize everything out?" What? It's a word! Don't make get my Squirrel on.

http://health.msn.com/menshealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100125753 Fear the news article of pain, death, destruction, doom, and the other one! This is a news article on involuntary things Men do (no, not war). You should especially...

Apparently you're not supposed to keep a computer running for several months at a time and just shut it off without any warning, because it proceeds to explode (I'm okay, thanks for asking). This has led to my search for quote unquote "a c...

It's called Wingdings font. It's already been translated. Ah, who sent the transmission anyway? I wasn't really paying attention to the translation.

Believe it or not, this IS somehow an RSI question: I've SOMEHOW lost Microsoft Paint on my computer. I have....NO idea how, but now I need to find something to download off da intrawebber to plop a pic in my sig. Preferably not MsPaint, b...

I'm so Off-Topic, I'm actually on it! Anyone know where I can find the complete Miles Vorkorsigan novel series? Considering this to be a sci-fi forums, there's got to be SOMEONE who's read at least one of these books I've never been able t...

There were four Agents in Reloaded. What? You forget about teh uber 1337 Jones ?!? Shame on youse! How can you call yourselves Matrix fans? Viva Agente Jones!

What kind of sick, twisted society are we in as to scare little children with the prospect of a FUNGUS named RINGWORM! It's an outrage! Scaring ignorant people all over the world with the notion that a worm is buried just under the skin of...

That staying Concealed after shooting doesn't make sense. You SHOULD be viewable to the world after using an ability, after all, you just SHOT AT SOMEONE. It doesn't take a professional gunman to know when they're shot at, so their eyes wi...

Yeah, about that loud-mouthed Exile...what's the deal? I thought I was supposed to defend her or something, but then she dies during the battle, nothing happens, and I proceed to lay waste to Ms. PsychoMerv. Was there some sort of secret t...

You know, I'm actually looking forward to Sony dropping the MxO project, because I've played several games where the original company either quit working with it or was forced to, and non-profit fan-based organizations would take up the fl...

Eh heh heh heh....can't find my launcher.exe thingy to start MxO. And my desktop shortcut was deleted a whiles back, so......short story shorter, I can't turn on MxO! Is there a file or something I can download to pop that elusive nugget b...

I can't believe no one's sticking up for Southard! Southard rocks! No one is hardly ever there, there's some really inexperienced (for their level) NPC's, and a wicked Collector, who gives you the lowest-level-required Sniper Rifle I've ev...

Hmmph. It's like Smith says: "Humans are a disease. They multiply , and multiply ..." Humans have a notorious gift for....ah....expotential reproduction.....touchy subject. Hey, what's that over there? What's in a cow litter? What's in a h...

I'm aware that the Combat Revision 2.0 is a radical change in the way you own security guards. Unfortunately, due to other activities, such as mid term exams, 360 playing, and an overall lack of interest, I've not had the chance to go to t...

Ah, you're right. My bad. Anywhooooo... >SetupDLL.cpp (469) pAPP: The Matrix Online (r) PVENDOR: Monolith Productions (r) PGUID: (Hmm, should I put that in here or is that sensitive info?) $10.0.0.159 @Windows Service Pack 2 (2600) IE 60.2...

Thanks for the help by the way. -_-

No offense. Well, maybe a little. But not too much. I'm having a **bleep** of a time uninstalling Mxo. It keeps giving me crap about my Temporary folders and junk. I am angry, da? How do I get the infernal thing off?

If you're a Gunman in interlock without guns, the big thing you're going for is this all important choice: Red(power attack), or Blue(speed)? Red's good for bashing on other Operative-like guys, while Speed is useful for those pesky hacker...

Wha-snap! I got dizzy for a moment, and then, poof! New forums! Woot.

Before you think this a stupid thread, I'd like to say that I'm a level 20, and all the Agents I owned today were level 255. Now, as you drool over that for awhile, I'll support my totally awesome theory with pictures! Owned ~~ Yawn ~~ No...

It says I must be connected to the internet to be able to play. Yeah, so, I'm typing this message now...so, you know. Duh? What to do. I downloaded this installqaworld thingy and did all the stuff it told me to do, but after clicking the s...

Since the above question's kinda....mmfft, Aren't you guys worried that everyone will just play on the QA server and not the others?

T_T I didn't get to it, aw. Anyway, I did mean Sarah Kerrigan, and from now on I'm going to use subtle jokes from Blizzard games and mesh them together with Mxo jokes. ::Stop poking me! I have a white rubber glove you know!

HCFrog wrote: bonopi wrote: why hasn't the website been updated since SOE took over? I don't know, we (the devs) have very little to do with the website. My personal belief is that the website is powered by squirrels on a treadmill, and so...

This is a poem about one of the MAAANNNYYY moral questions in the Matrix. Do you like it? Do you think I should change it a bit to make it work better or take up less space? I need feedback, **tweet* you!!

Actually the dumbest thing posted on the forums was the thread created for the sole purpose of bashing oblivion-knight. Sometimes a few people lose their minds over ONE....TINY....SPAMMER.

Dubois? Why does that sound familiar?.......I think....one of Thom Anderson's friends? Follow the white rabbit ?

Yeah, it has nothing to do with the sudden Cyhperite attacks, nothing at all. Note the sig.

OLD SIG: Zippy's Insanity Guide: Pink-Good, Red-Evil, Yellow-Sarcastic Know it All/Inquistive, Purple-Violence, Dark Blue-"Normal", Light Blue-Insanity (all of the personalities combined), Green-?????, White-None I was just hoping someone...

I touched down, my feet lightly gracing the land where the Matrix politely dumped me after the emergency jack out crash. I looked about. A trio of black cats pranced by me. Suddenly, they all merged into one, spun, and pranced the other wa...

Chahk wrote: Did you know that it's not paranoia if they really are after you? Touche. Did you know that it's not schizophrenia if you only have ONE extra voice in your head?

Did you know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?