What kind of sick, twisted society are we in as to scare little children with the prospect of a FUNGUS named RINGWORM! It's an outrage! Scaring ignorant people all over the world with the notion that a worm is buried just under the skin of their neck because they refused to shave their beard for fear of cutting up their neck and dying from lack of blood all over their sink!
I'll sue everyone who acknowledges RingWorm as the official name for malpractice! I'll be rich! Join me and we will be unstoppable!
How off topic can you be? Post with even more outlandish posts! They have to be true, though! Score previous posts on how bizzare it sounds! I'll give myself a 7/10. -2 for gross facotr, -1 to seem more humble.
