Now, I'm a Diet Coke addict, so the new Pepsi commercial barely affected me anyway, but I'm positive that most people will go, "hmm, this makes me want diet coke instead of pepsi"
I don't have the video, so I'll post the script here.
[Agent, aside to can] Don't worry, I won't make you do stunts. Now, Jackie...
[Jackie Chan] Hmm?
[Agent] You want to do a commercial with my client.
[Chan] Yes.
[Agent] We'll ask for a Stunt Double.
[Chan] Okay.
[fight scene!]
[Jackie, aside to can] Wacha my back, o-kay?
[Jackie begins fighting a huge throng of baddies and jumps up to a fire escape. Baddies take one look at
can and begin walking towards it.]
[Director] Call in the Stunt Double!
[Pepsi can is replaced with Diet Coke can]
[D.C. is crushed.]
[Chan] Ooo!
[Agent, to can] Aren't you glad you didn't do the stunts?
[Zippy] OMGWTFBBQ
