Procurator

Were you living in a dream world? Remember how you felt when weird things happened? Bugs and glitches. Distinctly ungroovy. It's our job to make sure things run smoothly. You may not be dreaming, but others are - make sure it works for the...

(( What Cesspool said. I agree that controlling the sim on a regular basis would be next to impossible with the General' infrastructure crumbling around him, but I think the unravelling of the transmission's dubious authenticity (the signa...

phi wrote: To all the I told you so's... Whatever. It's not like everyone said you were wrong. What are you on about? Why can we only say 'we told you so' if everyone said we were wrong? That's why there was an argument. Sensible Machinist...

I never, ever, claimed I was the first to notice the Morpheus Sim-General connexion. The reason we're all saying 'I told you so' isbecause we're pointing out that our reasoning, our well argued speculation turned out to be right. So have m...

*Starts laughing again.* Oh, I forgot about that one. Pure class.

Nathics wrote: ((You're assuming a lot there.)) (( Oh yeah? Show me where anyone else suggested it was the General earlier. Unfortunately Zampano only posted his theory on a private forum which I can't link to, but I nabbed his theory and...

Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! *Pauses for breath.* Ah-hahahahahahahahahah! Oh my, if that isn't the funniest series of events I've ever read about. Hate to have to say it, kids, but: we told you so! However, all credit goes to...

Careful. I wanna keep this thread clear of posts that aren't about the faction or recruitment - or we'll end up like Systematic Chaos. Hence: Join the Glitch Society! We have comfortable hovercraft .

ZippyTheSquirrel wrote: Well, if there's only one guy making the pizzas, and if this "Hut" is actually a Port-a-Potty on the side of a highway, it might be understandable. That's why I don't see much credibility in many of the arguments he...

(( *Falls off his chair laughing again.* Aside from being allied to an evil mob overlord, Effy is my idol. This passage was excellent. I love the looks the Trainman throws at Effy when he says something daft, and the shot at the end is bri...

The Glitch Society - Kicking bottom since 2004 MCT. Believe .

Quintupled? Bah, whatever. Get the Web Team off their collective arses.

Here's the layout of the HvCFT Aggregator. I haven't figured out its exact external appearance yet, nor its statistics, but at least you can see how comfortably we live. I've written a description of the vessel in my journal .

Yeah, it's a beauty. If you really feel like doing a drawing for me, be warned: I've already got the internal layout of my ship, and I've got some ideas about its external appearance. I don't know how much, uh, maneuverability you like to...

H'mm. That does look a bit ungroovy. Though Syntax was very quiet for Machinists too for a while until this little foray into a Merv construct.

Bosh. See? Maybe it's different on other instances, but the Syntaxian Machinists are a creative bunch.

(( You're *CENSORED* right I'm English. And I'm *CENSORED* proud of-... Urgh, wait, what am I saying? I'm not proud to be English! The very idea... Edit: Censored? The most inoffensive 'expletive' in the world, censored? For pity's sake......

(( Eh? In this case there's someone else to complain to instead of the Machinists. In your example there's no one else. No parallel. ))

(( Dude, I'm living proof that that's not the case. I wasn't even in-game to get my FM-1500. Other rewards have been given out for other... intellectual tasks. I agree that the other orgs should have some equally nifty and appropriate rewa...

That is caption competition gold. 'I've had this dang loose tooth for days now. DROP! OUT!'

(( I hope by 'players of choice' you mean 'players who achieved something to deserve the reward'. If you even suggest there's some sort of favouritism going on... ))

I can't speak for how the new features have been implemented as I can't get in-game, but the update itself rocks my decent excuse for a world. Assuming everything works (which, uh, it looks like it doesn't - but it'll be fixed soon, I'm su...

Yeah, I reckon we were lucky this time. I don't want to work with them, and if I were representing the Glitch Society that day we would have voted against it too (though I do not outright condemn the decision we made - risks were weighed a...

Nicely done, boys and girls! Pill, there will always be threats, and it's through our co-operation that we see them come to their eventual end. A threat like the General and his army, however, will not be repeated: the Machines' forces hav...

I'm right behind all smoking bans. Good thing if you ask me. Sure, smokers might not be pleased (there are always some who new laws affect the worst), but think of the cr*p non-smokers have had to put up with all these years. With any luck...

Bah! Just you wait for Team Fortress 2. On that note... http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.p...id=2841&s=l *Falls off his chair laughing as he watches it again.*

Ooh, there are lots of tools to use. It's fun. I've got no idea how, but people have built vast, functional robots out of debris and you can use scripts to create mini-games. The best sandbox game in history.

I haven't really bothered with any HL2 mods. Except Garry's Mod, of course, which is really fun but I'm no good at it. BM:S, though, I'm really looking forward to. I haven't checked it in a while 'cos I know it's taking ages to develop.

(( I don't blame you. ))

(( Kell, in your case I suggest you just ignore this supposed revelation by Gray. Keep your character going on assuming that he was reinserted - at least until it's absolutely clear that it couldn't have happened. If that is made clear in...

Pyraci wrote: They are polarized and cause the most debate because of it. (( What can I say? I'm persistent. ))

That's why I need someone to draw a hovercraft for me. Too many people have used the concept sketches and renderings now. *Coughs.* Oh Pyraci...!

(( 1. Creating an entire organisation. Inefficient (lots of resources used to keep it secret, recruit members and program a leader), but with the goal of keeping Redpill levels nominal (ergo keeping power levels efficient). Wrong its more...

(( 1. Creating an entire organisation. Inefficient (lots of resources used to keep it secret, recruit members and program a leader), but with the goal of keeping Redpill levels nominal (ergo keeping power levels efficient). 2. Hiring Redpi...

Gonna necro this thread 'cos it's the only one I could find where hovercraft dimensions are discussed. I'm (finally) drawing the layout for the HvCFT Aggregator , of which I'm the captain, but I'm not sure about the size limitations. At th...

GamiSB wrote: And go back and look at every Machine plan, every step is percise and always logical, and every step only increases there effiecny never decreases it. What your sudgesting contridicts the characteristics of the Machines.)) ((...

GamiSB wrote: 3. as I have already stated what good would pissing off the spies you just hired after they left you the first time for lying to them. It's not logical, something that is the backbone of every Machine scheme.)) (( Oh, come on...

Illyria22 wrote: Also, one of the Syntax Machine liaisons is supposed to be hooked into a pod in the Machine City, is he not? Woah, what?! I don't remember that. The only candidate I can think of is SIMLO, and I'm pretty sure he's 100% pro...

GamiSB wrote: ((Ah so its only makeing assumption to anyone but you. I see.)) (( Oh, do I have to explain myself? Look. At the start, a lot of people assumed that this revelation meant that supposedly reinserted people were killed. Little...

I think of all the options, showing their details makes the most sense. I've wished for this for ages. And it really shouldn't be hard to do. And that blasted Tab issue really ticks me off! Many a time I've had to explain to someone why I...

Just stumbled across an old conversation I had regarding blue pills. Thought it might be relevant here. Procurator : I don't get how you can be 'reinserted' just by taking a blue pill or breathing in blue mist. Don't you actually have to b...

You what? We're not that weird.

Sure, yeah. Hijacking a Zion hovercraft, killing its crew and sending the craft hurtling back towards Zion with a timed EMP detonation... That wasn't a terrorist act at all, was it? You're not just about protecting the Matrix and Bluepills...

That's not what he implied. I take it from his statement that he expects me to not work for Gray and the Machines at all, despite teh arguments we Machinists have made to explain our position. If Gray or the Machines ordered me to work wit...

RetroX wrote: So when Gray turns up, I take it you won't be working for him? So... I take it you didn't read Starschwar's or my posts on this subject?

Zeissman wrote: Procurator wrote: And where else would we go? I have a place in mind. Ah-hahahahahah! That's a classic, man. Cheers! *Falls off his chair laughing.* If I weren't in a Machine hovercraft, with a carpeted floor in my quarters...

RetroX wrote: Then refuse your machine masters, tell them you cannot suport them while they are in suport of group who are far dangerous than hacking the code of the matrix casuing no damage to blue pills or the system. Yes EPN acept the c...

You what? You've skipped Tetra too? Or have I missed something really obvious?

RetroX wrote: Without EPN, you would proberly already have served your worth to machines and be back in your god *CENSORED* pods. Now that's interesting. I think everything was going just swimmingly (apart from the existence of the Masked)...

We don't know what the terms were. People stumbled into the very end of Pace's discussion with Veil, and could only catch the last sentence of it. I know it doesn't look good - you think I'm happy that the Machines are using the Cypherites...

(( Ah! Then welcome to Syntax. ))

(( Pre-beta? Did you just come to Syntax? 'Cos I've never seen The Nemesis before. The Glitch Society's Method/Recursion instance (long since dead) was founded pre-beta. The Syntax instance was created as soon as Output/Syntax was created....

(( Or the Glitch Society . We've got a bunch of people following their own storylines, and a site that helps keep track them. ))

GamiSB wrote: Iovai wrote: The Cypherites do not break the truce *for* the Machines. We just have similar goals sometimes. And just happen to be gettitng paid for every hijack, hack, and murder by the Machines. Oh yeah? And where did you g...

Oh, don't you start with that GG<whatever> nonsense. If I see that even once on the TGS forums...

I don't see MxO picking up. The free trial will give us a boost in numbers, but nothing noticeable over the long term. However, I don't see MxO dying out soon either. We'll continue plodding along like this for a couple of years; enjoying...

(( *Laughs.* That's a point. We should be getting in trouble over that. ))

(( A lot of people saw it on computer screens, and probably felt like discussing it. There's a general problem with how much people know. Missions, cinematics, live events... It's all public OOC, but ends up public IC too. I reckon there a...

Neoteny wrote: The sooner we speak, the better, Machines. It isn't speaking much to your character, or your willingness to maintain peace, for that matter, that you would continue to sponsor those who are killing our operatives, sabotaging...

They're not Cypherites... Yet. There's also us lot, of course: The Glitch Society .