ZippyTheSquirrel

Regaining conciousness is painful, the man on the table decides. He opens his eyes slowly to find...a woman's chest in front of him. The woman pulls back, notices he's awake, and smiles widely. "Well, you're quite the lucky soldier, Ice ma...

"It's so ******* cold in here..." "Shut up, I'm lining up the shot. Once we get him we can leave." "You better not miss." "I've only ever missed once." "Well hurry up. Agent Gray's not known for his patience." "He isn't? What the hell is h...

ZippydaSquirl wrote: ZaneZavin wrote: That was a garbage barge? I thought it was just a platform that he was set on after the wires were removed. Eh. More theories, ZaneZavin. Here's mine: The Assassin is the stinky hobo you find near the...

Anyone with information about where to buy or obtain this coat, email or /tell ThreeHundredAndThree. Prices to be discussed, but we will not accept it for free, know that.

His stomach churns. Glancing over, he notices that the cup of water he sipped is melting. He looks up and spies the ceiling light, throwing out waves of bizzare colours. The ground begins to shake, then melts under him, like a pit of quick...

The man in the suit regards him closely. "Soldier, you have been closely monitored and your actions closely studied ever since your induction into the local militia. We have documented every instance of your missions, all except the most r...

Xcesss wrote: There was a player who had the RSI name 303 He was first mate of my PG crew. And a friend IRL. Just thhought I'd mention it. ((Techincally mine is named ThreeHundredAndThree, so no confusion, I hope?))

" Of course I'm a redpill. You think I'm a program or something? You should have seen the look on that young lady's face when I pretended to be taken over by Agent Smith. Oh, how fun! An old man is entitled his day in the sun every once in...

"You got the shot?" "No." "Why the hell not? We've been here ****ing forever." "He's moving. I'm waiting for him to stop." "Just take the shot already. These redpills make me uneasy." "Tell me about it." He pulls the trigger. Hesistates. H...

Dead? Already? Tsk. I hope Anome puts up a better fight.

Whoo-hoo hoo hoo, hoo! [/end MatthewPerry] Congratz on forcing your way into Kaplan's position. Come on, we all know how power-hungry Wal..ri are, don't deny it.

When Neo destroyed Smith, he was supposed to return to the Source and be deleted (or re-inserted into a different bluepill shell), but some of his primary programming was accidently edited by Neo (or the Oracle...hmm...cookie?) which...com...

Interesting. Anome's got something planned, eh?

Huzzah for abbreviations! Good one, Gothique. gothique wrote: K : Short for OK. That one made me laugh.

The old pervert from Family Guy. You see how he took on that tree monster?! "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! *whacks tree with his walker*"

ZaneZavin wrote: Smithpill? Never heard that one. ((Have you seen the Source? Anywho...it doesn't look like Rarebit was aiming this at a big crowd, seeing as how nobody in The X caught whiff of it. Where does it say the Zionites lost 10 mi...

What disturbs me the most is how all these non-Merovingians seem to be getting all the good stuff outta this Smithpill business. There's been little-to-no activity on The Frenchman's part during all this. I mean, I know we're supposed to b...

GamiSB wrote: Actully took the pill on her own choice ^^ Yea, sure, I believe ya. ....pfft.

.... Looks like a bit of torture is required. Move out, men!

....ah ha ha ha!! These loonies steal away a civvy from those wanting to shove a bluepill down her throat, and shove a redpill down her throat! ...ahahahahahah!! ...I can't breathe....

Now you're thinking along the lines that Smith was sane during his viral days.

Pfft. I knew some Zionites would still wage war against The Merovingian even after we rescue Niobe for them. You cookie crumbs better behave. Mr. ZitPopper especially.

((Leet speaking LESIG. Nice. -_-)) Good show, Ookami! Can't let the Machines take them all.

Illyria22 wrote: It was only after Smith became a virus that he appeared to know about the cycles ('It's happening just as before.'). Well, you know, he coulda taken over a program that knew. Illyria22 wrote: As for programs returning to t...

There is no spooning. *fears a NoSpoon coming Monday. Oh well.*

The Viral Attack in Doctor does far more damage than I thought I could ever do with a normal MA attack. I think I'll switch to Doctor and leave Kung Fu alone. The ability to heal yourself without pill in the middle of combat helps alot, to...

I wasn't even expecting a Looking Glass, so I'm not nearly as disapointed as the people who will post in the future. And trust me, I predict a hailstorm on the horizon...

Ah, yes, be the spoon. Excellent insight, Gattsuru. If you are the spoon, and the spoon a part of yourself, if you bend the spoon, then you are bending the spoon as if it were another appendage. That's how Neo was able to do all that other...

This is exactly what the Wachowski Brothers had in mind when they made the movies. This thread, right here. This thread is all that is the goal of the Wachowski Bros. Clearly, they have succeeded. This thread.....IS the Matrix.

The_Effectuator wrote: You know, maybe I could be Zion Everyone's new mission controller. I second this. "I need to stop watching TV in my head." ~Effectuator. ((Brilliant coverage by The X! Bravo! Even if at some points they were a few ju...

So the Day Dreamers think they can preserve the Dream from Anome's magic tricks...by using their own? Uh...okay. I'm surprised a couple dozen Cryptos sim.s didn't show. ((Us Merovingian guys are getting a little bored, now.))

Maybe if there'd be a fourth server for like, Half-Hostile or something. But no, not for Vector.

We all loves it. Except the OP, of course. ~Rain doesn't cause lag. I know, I experiment with my graphic details. 512MB, Barely enough of a video card to keep my computer from going "pfoof".

Libel is what it is.

Tseng. wrote: theres a gang that sets car bombs i forgot the name though That would be the Choppers. Car Jackers, they are.

I always thought he quit because he was tired of seeing other programs deleted like *snaps fingers* that. He used to have a "heart", although he doesn't outright wear it on his sleeves today.

~You see no post. This post doesn't exist. This is not the post you're looking for.~ Message Edited by ZippydaSquirl on 06.11.2006 06:18 PM

When the neighborhood revamp first came out, I noticed the Choppers would plant something near cars. This something would suddenly explode with a Viral Attack animation and the Choppers would all jump and shout for joy. But nothing compare...

Four Pictures each. For each Joker (TheJokerOfClubs, TheJokerOfDiamonds, etc.). One picture of their front. (Cowboy shot) One picture of their rear. (Same size as front) One picture of their left profile. (only head shot is required) One p...

Seraph has defeated Agents before. In fact, isn't there some theory that he's an old agent program or something? ~Anyway, have you seen Seraph fight Neo? They're evenly matched, meaning Seraph could easily take on the upgraded Agents on hi...

Storing information for larger programs so they have more focus on more important things. Like the ultimate secretary or something.

Othinn1 wrote: A piece of Agent Gray's dialogue from the "Race to Find The One" event. "Around 2:35 PM Metro Standard Time today, the Exile known as the Oracle has infiltrated our broadcast channel and made an announcement regarding the Sh...

Ah, but wouldn't a true redpill or program recognize a poser?

No. ~~She is still fulfilling her purpose and doing her job. Why would they (The Machines) need to delete her, unless they came up with a better version, which is probably impossible for at least...a hundred years. Message Edited by Zippyd...

RIFLES: +Accuracy, -Interlock SUB-MACHINE GUNS: +Speed, -Accuracy HAND GUNS: +Damage, -Speed Oh, wait....I probably mixed one of them up. Oh thee well.

The fact that there are so many off-topic posts in this thread makes Teffnut lose her point. I'm sorry, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Sam Watterson. What? If you don't get this joke you don't deserve to breathe underwater. ~I'm sure there are no poser redpills, you're either red or blue, and most blues tend to avoid reds because of all the gunfights. The only blues that...

So this is why Festaneve was following Merrit today. Hmm! Very well, continue.

Shoot! Soz, man, I'm so silly. See, saying Swords sorta sounds like Swords and not S-words. I'd rather have tacos and flasks in-game first. Then we could talk about the Melee Weapon Expansion Pack. *cough*

Hm. And Mr. Pillsworth is......some guy from the Pandora's Box missions? Um.

Dezreki wrote: You forgot the coolest liaison! TaeCross! EPN! Okay...server? Come on, gotta be a little bit more helpful than that! ^^

~##$Transmission incoming. Begin Trace?$##~ ##No.## ~##$Answer manually or automated?$##~ ##Auto.## "...it, I got the answering machine. Oi, this is Zippy the Squirrel. I got this thing I need for ya to do." ~##$File attachment detected! U...

Ah, I forgot how Sniper needs Rifle loaded, that's what confused me. Yeah, it makes sense now.

Aquatium wrote: How could you forget merrit?? shes the best one Meh, I just took names off the Live Events Boards. Hince the links. If they don't come up with their own backstory I'm gonna have to start digging stuff up... ...oh! And if yo...

Huh. So it's like....a mini-tree inside Aikido?

PBlade wrote: Nice! But it's Pers e phone D'oh. Didn't notice that. Silly typos....wait....ertyuio.....er.....yeah, big typo. Who did I forget? Did I forget Merrit? She's one, isn't she? Merrit - Zion - Recursion

Not only do I prefer this certain style, but I prefer using this certain grammar within the style. *blink* "..." *cough* "..." *sigh* "..." "..." *glance around* "..." "......" *dark grin* "......" I think you get the idea of my in-chat em...

Collbard wrote: I see not much has changed... Blind much? Or wait...when did you leave? Maybe I'm jumping the gun here.

UPDATE: TheJokerOfDiamonds - Machines??? - Syntax Currently the Jokers links point you to discussion threads on that particular Joker. Clubs seems to be mysteriously anonymous, but Diamonds appears to be the center of attention and the sus...

>.< I meant the symbols you put on either side of the emote, but you kinda answered that too. ::doesn't like this style::