ZippyTheSquirrel

If you pay close attention to my signatures, you'll notice that I have no artistic ability whatsoever! So I make up for it by saying silly, random things about the Matrix. But even this well runs dry from time to time, so I'd like help fro...

sgtclunk wrote: umm zippy doesnt this belong in either the OFF TOPIC or NEXT RENNASIANCE threads and not here.... just a friendly comment. Don't look at me, the mods moved it here from the General Boards. Do not question the mods. They are...

darkhaze wrote: i serve the frenchman to serve myself. in the matrix he is byfar the most powerful. but without the matrix he cannot survive while machines and humans can . therefore he is the weakest from that perspective. I say it again....

Ooo, a liasion through to Ookami. Pray tell, what's the Recursion and Vector ones again?

blackvulcan, there was recently an exploit caused by using Master Knife Thrower in conjunction with Master Shadow or something to keep one in a permanent evade mode while being able to attack other players. This is what they fixed. Check t...

Uh oh, a new update with l33t emotes and new missions are out. Time to cancel my subscription. This thread doesn't deserve to live much longer.

Finally, more emotes! I love how this update sneaked up on everyone, too. I wasn't expecting anything like this at all until at least next week. Question: You fixed a typo for Tyndall, but did you fix the Woman in the Red Dress Bluepill's...

/revitilize thread 3.0 Magic cookies are for Neoism! Don't you ever pay attention? Eat a cookie and you can fly. Eat a second and you can own Agents. Eat a third and strange, yet happy things happen in the Real. Eat a fourth and colourful...

Oh, I just realized which one you're talking about. That guy was a bluepill? Daaaaaaaang! Can you say "Ultra Agent Humilitiation 2.0"? I can't remember, did Neo free him at the end, or did they part ways with some sort of weird formal bowi...

<Sean Connery> I am Architect. The Architect. Vis a vis, ergo, shaken, not stirred. Makes you wonder what woulda happened if Red Skelton was chosen to be the Architect.....yes I'm aware he's dead. I'm also aware that about a lot of you hav...

darkhaze wrote: exiles are the least powerful. they are completly dependent on the matrix to survive. You have clearly not met the Effectuator yet. I'd advise you to investiage our means of survival before you open your mouth, cave dweller...

When Henchmen get bored, bad things happen to "good" girls. Message Edited by ZippydaSquirl on 04-17-2006 09:38 PM

Bethlahem wrote: bah, her locks are too tricky for even this spy. i would've liked to sneak into another DE meeting... :p LOL once again, the folly of DE's having meetings in General Chat has been brought up. Shame on you. Take the black p...

digitize wrote: The Leo wrote: A human mind cannot be manipulated. Ummmm... did you actually watch the movies? You have won 1 Forum CQ point for a total of (#SUM)

........ T_T Good job, guys, with the Oracle meeting. And in uniform! I think I only have my pants portion left.... So, did she say ANYTHING of importance, or was it just a romp in the park?

The Machines have been weakened by the Smith virus, and the large number of civilians taking the red pill, AND a large number of Exiles taking to the streets. Their numbers are spread thin... Zion is split in so many different radical fact...

~~#Transmission intercepted: Tracking.......................tracking canceled due to error FILE001 not found. Rerouting to second router. Tracking.......................tracking failure. Possible tampering detected. Rerouting to secure cha...

Neo catches Trinity before she hits the road and carries her to a rooftop. <Trinity> Neo....I'm sorry..... <Trinity has been killed by Agent Johnson!> *pause* <Trinity's Screen> Neo is casting Revitalize RSI on you, do you accept?

Remember, fellas, that Brewko is, deep down inside, one of us. And I have the proof. First off: 14bit gets his arse kicked. See? Brewko can fight. Not convinced of his ability to play this game? I have more! I have undeniable proof that CS...

'course, some people's hotkeys might be different, so don't try anything too hasty before testing it!

The words you're looking for are "You're" and "Welcome". This is a good idea and I simply wish to had thought it up sooner.

You know how long it's been since I've seen a black cat? I totally forgot about them, now I'm wondering, how do you get them to appear again? ~On Topic, as long as a certain animal doesn't comment on this, it won't be considered an exploit...

*stares at tip* *stares at deleted screenshots* *double take* *triple take* /anguish *takes note* Thanks.

Machines-they control and keep And look after the virtual world. Everything must have a purpose or face deletion, Yes, even the Oracle. Whilst they appear to have no emotion No anger, love, or hate. It's evident in the number of Exiles How...

In my opinion, if your character has a mortal wound that's unresolved by the end of the movie, do NOT ask for a raise for the next movie.

Heh heh. I get it.....well, not really. Kid: I believe, Neo. Gankomatic: *CENSORED* n00b n30 is ded

<Smith> Tell, me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if your phone is the Bannanna Phone? <Neo picks up the phone, a familar tune ringing from it> **bleep** you! <Smith> Yes, me...me, me, me. <Neo> Huh? <Smith> Me too. <Keanu Reeves>...

Bye. ~You're serious? A character deleted?.....ouch. Message Edited by ZippydaSquirl on 04-11-2006 04:36 PM

MidnightFH wrote: Wow, I can't believe how strong squirrels are in missions it's ridiculous.!! Even in interlock there hard to kill. Rebalance that please.. Thanks Kindly! Midnight Thanks!

I just watched the meatwadding video 20 times. I'm going to watch it 20 more. What was the deal with that guy talking? O_O *dives into website*

NPC's need to be able to have a teleporting-agent-type ability that prevents you from simply jumping away when ambushed in a mission. ~Discuss~

Indeed. All the RSI's, be it Program or Bluepill, had coding in it, and once Smith had taken over enough of them, he had enough code to, well, decode the Matrix, giving him the same power as the Architect, only...without looking like Colon...

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's GOTHIC MAN! Superheroes have all the fun and none of the responsibilities, no matter what some famous spider man guy once said...or was that x men? Whatever.

*cough* Watch Ocean's Twelve. *cough*

I really enjoyed the Detective one...and the one with the Racing guy (whoo he outran haxing Agentz). The others I didn't really care for.. Except the Kid one. That one was probably the best, because it looked the most real.

You're no fun. You took all the good stuff. LOL ROFLOL <Jones (YEAH I THINK JONES WAS IN THE 2ND MOVIE YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? HUH?!?)> You. <Smith> Yes, me. *copy-mode* Me, me, me. <Jones> Augh! I need an adult! I need an adult! *...

What makes you think the code isn't hereditary?

Poor choice of words, so sue me. Whatever that thing is, I can't shoot through it and NPCs can!

Aha! I found it! Too bad I'm too late to edit my other post.

If you've played James Bond: Goldeneye on the N 64 (seems like a long time ago), you might remember the fatal glitch that prevent baddies from shooting over simple objects, like rails or boxes, at you. It seems that the role has been rever...

Philter wrote: Err, my evade shield doesn't stop bullets. That's the bonus about being a squirrel. You're so tiny. I think they should completely remove NPC Evade. This might cause NPCs to follow you wherever you go, but at least you can o...

Yes, for some strange reason, Soldier Upgrade does reasonably better than any of the Gunman Tree buffs.

VampTrix wrote: how does that not get a forum ban??? ri-goddamn-diculous Poor little VampTrix. I have the mods in the palm of mah hand. I've said things far worse and they just shrug it off. I"M JUST KIDDING! Seriously though, I was being...

Why is it that when I click Soldier Upgrade while in the middle of a firefight or otherwise and there is no other upgrade, nothing happens and the icon fades darkly and runs a count-down timer like I had just used it as some Ability....? S...

Post removed. If you don't have something constructive to add to a thread, the best course of action is not to post. Message Edited by TheJurymen on 04-06-2006 03:13 PM

Choice By ZippydaSquirl To you and to me, to be slave or free, in all mentality? That is the question. If I were a slave, I'd have to behave. But if I were free, it would be all about me. If you had to choose, whether it's win or lose, whe...

I think this belongs elsewhere. Begone!

vex5 wrote: This stuff is great, have you ever thought about writing professionally? REALLY great. Belongs in one of those fan-fiction sites.

'tis a great faction, however, I do have a thing about having meetings in General chat. You know what I'm talking about. ~And the website kinda freaks me out. It's good though! Little too scary for my poor squirrely heart. Message Edited b...

Got server insurance? Someone told me that opening with a joke makes things easier.....that was probably me. I'm doing this RP story where the two characters are actually me on one server and me on the other, and now I'm trying to get them...

How do we know that they didn't already try to use cows?

Now that raises an interesting question....what would the spawn of The One and The Three ( fah, Trinity, you get it) be like? Would we call him/her/them the Four or the Two? Ow, mah brain hurts. I sense an EPN event...

<Oracle> See that? *points to a Yield sign* It means, slow down and stop if there's cars coming. <Neo> What does that have to do with me? <Oracle> It means that playing stupid will get you places. <Neo> Huh? <Oracle> There ya go. Want a co...

Haelios wrote: Keep in mind that humans have those plugs since "birth". It would be much easier to implant them in a fetus than in an adult. Indeed, although I seem to remember a certain scene from Animatrix which doesn't really confirm th...

(Yes I searched the forums before posting this) Remember that certain scene in Reloaded? I bet you do. Remember how Trinity's body has never been returned? I bet you do. Remember that her corpse was left in a 31st century technology city?...

<Smith> Ah, the great Morpheus.....on top of me.... <Morpheus> Oh, you like that, don't you? <Smith> Get the hell off me! I need an adult! I need an adult!

My personal favorite: You must instead realize the truth: There is no spooning. Then you will see it is not your wife that you are spooning But only yourself.

We already have material unsuitable for children! (Like teh uber hippie avatar) /John Hancock Sign I always wanted to use a VashdaStampede avatar...

: + o = :o <Morpheus> Come on, stop trying to kiss me and kiss me!

Waking from a dream that you don't want wake from is a very bad sign of how you view your life. Waking from a dream to realize that you once were the ruler of the Dream World....well, that's something else. My name is Phoenix, and I rememb...