Things matrix characters would never say!(spoilers)

Why, Mr. Anderson, why, WHY?!? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!?

Because.........I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by--*pwnt in da face*

~Pwning you with 700 posts. Man I talk too much.

Message Edited by ZippydaSquirl on 04-04-200611:12 AM

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<Morpheus> Come on, stop trying to kiss me and kiss me!

My personal favorite:

You must instead realize the truth:

There is no spooning.

Then you will see it is not your wife that you are spooning

But only yourself.

Message Edited by Ecadus on 04-04-200604:44 PM

<Smith> Ah, the great Morpheus.....on top of me....

<Morpheus> Oh, you like that, don't you?

<Smith> Get the hell off me! I need an adult! I need an adult!

<Oracle> See that? *points to a Yield sign* It means, slow down and stop if there's cars coming.

<Neo> What does that have to do with me?

<Oracle> It means that playing stupid will get you places.

<Neo> Huh?

<Oracle> There ya go. Want a cookie?

---

Ecadus wrote:

The Oracle: Candy? No thankyou, I am diabetic.

...... You DO realize that the orginal Oracle died because of complications of diabeties?

2 am captain obvous post.

Neo: Im dreaming, and in my dream Trinity is falling.

Oracle: Thats some jacked up S***!

XD I loved Hacker Network.com a funny spoof on the Matrix XP

You're no fun. You took all the good stuff. LOL ROFLOL

<Jones (YEAH I THINK JONES WAS IN THE 2ND MOVIE YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? HUH?!?)> You.

<Smith> Yes, me. *copy-mode* Me, me, me.

<Jones> Augh! I need an adult! I need an adult! *is copied over*

<Jones/Smith> Me too....pervert.

<Smith> Just shut up and strip.

<Jones> What? You can't *fo shizzle* yourself!

<Smith> Why not?

<Jones> Interesting.....

<incredibily censored scene>

<Jones> IT IS INEVITABLE!!!!!

<Smith> Tell, me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if your phone is the Bannanna Phone?

<Neo picks up the phone, a familar tune ringing from it> **bleep** you!

<Smith> Yes, me...me, me, me.

<Neo> Huh?

<Smith> Me too.

<Keanu Reeves>  Uhhh, dude? Do you have the right script?

<Hugo Weaving> No, Gandalf, you musn't!

*Tumbleweed*

<Any character> "So........whatever happened to Jazzy Jeff?"

<Any character> "Didn't he rob a Wal-Mart?"

<Any character> "No he WORKED at one right before he graduated from beauty school after Will Smith did   Independence Day"

<Any character> "Oh that's right"

*Tumbleweed*

I'm bored and can't be bothered to think right now.  Ignore this post at all costs.

Morpheus: Yes. Focus Trinity. There's an exit at Wells and Lake. You can make it.
Trinity: Are there any agents?
Morpheus: Maybe. I'm not tellin'!

_______

Trinity: I don't know. But I do know why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer.
Neo: (under breath) please don't say porn, please don't say porn.
_______

Morpheus: Outside there is a scaffolding.
Neo: How do you know all this?
Morpheus: Look on the scaffolding.
(Morpheus waves to Neo from scaffolding)

Neo: This is creepy.

________

Morpheus: The matrix is everywhere. It is here in this very room. You can see it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes.
Neo: What is it with people in this movie and taxes?
Morpheus: What movie?
Neo: The movie we're making.
(Morpheus looks at the screen)
(Morpheus looks around as if looking at all the people in a theater)
(Morpheus waves)

<Neo> lol, i am neo

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<Ne0> ur both wrong im neo lol

<N30> Both of you are incorrect. I am the true Neo.

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<N30> ((omg spam, ccr))

<Ne0 is banned>

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