Assassin: *CENSORED* noob, learn2play
Message Edited by ScarletAbyss on 04-12-2006 03:01 AM
19 posts · 2006-04-12 01:59:54 to 2006-08-21 08:45:01
Message Edited by ScarletAbyss on 04-12-2006 03:01 AM
Heh heh. I get it.....well, not really.
Kid: I believe, Neo.
Gankomatic: *CENSORED* n00b n30 is ded

Haha, I like this one.
Ecadus wrote:The_Architect says:
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent
to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an
anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to
eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision.
While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected,
and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you,
inexorabably, here.
The_Architect says: inexorably*


Oracle : The choice is simply up to you... cookie?
GoD : Um, no thanks.
Oracle : Cookie?
GoD : I said no.
Oracle : Cookie?
GoD : I said no dammit
Oracle : Cookie?
GoD : I don't want a stinking cookie!
Oracale : I have forseen this, you must take a cookie.
GoD : Shove off, I aint eating a cookie.
Oracle : Cookie?
GoD : How many times do I have to tell you lady I don't want a freaking cookie!
Oracle : Don't make me bring the heat.
GoD : What heat, are you giving empty threats now?
Oracle : Seraph...
GoD : I'll take that cookie now.
Message Edited by Grace of Darkness on 04-12-2006 05:02 AM
Message Edited by Grace of Darkness on 04-12-2006 05:02 AM


First movie
Neo has just killed the agents holding Morpheus. Morpheus remains handcuffed to a chair
Neo: Morpheus, get up. Get up , get up
Morpheus breaks the handcuffs and sprints toward the edge of the building. He is then shot by Agent Smith.
Neo: He is not going to make it
Neo attempts to jump and catch Morpheus
System: Your connection would have been lost if you jumped

Farplane wrote:
Neo attempts to jump and catch Morpheus
System: Your connection would have been lost if you jumped
This post delivered. :smileyvery-happy:
One of the best threads ever, this is cracking me up! :smileyvery-happy:


End of burly brawl scene:
*neo flys off*
neo: *bleep*gankers!!
smith1: lmao
smith2:noob
smith14:zion scum!!
smith12:can I have some info?
Morpheus* : I'm trying to free your mind, Neo...but I can only show you the
door. _You're_ the one that has to walk through it....Tank,
load the jump program. Too many questions...
Neo straightens as the dojo dissolves away like a curtain lifting, leaving the two men now standing on a building rooftop in a city skyline.
Morpheus* : You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear...doubt...and disbelief.
Free your mind...sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
Morpheus spins, running hard at the edge of the rooftop. And jumps. He sails through the air, his coat billowing out behind him like a cape -
He somersaults once and lands on the rooftop across the street.
Neo* : Woah. wth was he sayin'...
Neo looks down at the street twenty floors below, then at Morpheus an impossible fifty feet away.
Neo* : Okies dokie.
Neo takes a deep breath.
Neo* : Free my mind..._no_ problem.
On the main deck, the crew are transfixed.
Mouse* : So what if he makes it?
Tank* : No one's ever made the first jump... not when they don't know teh haxxorz cod3z.
Mouse* : I know, I know...but what if he does?
Apoc* : He won't.
Mouse* : Come on.. b1tch.
Trinity* : Come on.... babee!
Neo takes another deep breath, pshee...
Neo* : All right, no problem...free my mind. Free my mind..All right.
Neo concentrates and /invoke HyperSprint.
Summoning every ounce of strength in his legs, /invoke HyperJump Neo launches himself into the air in a single maniacal shriek - But comes up drastically short.
//system: Your Jump Exceeds The Limits Of The Matrix!!!
His eyes widen as he plummets. Stories fly by, the ground rushing up at him, but as he hits - The ground gives way, stretching like a trapeze net.
He bounces and flips, slowly coming to a rest, flat on his back.
He laughs, a bit unsure, wiping the wind-blown & crap & stuffs & tears from his face.
Morpheus exits the building and helps him to his feet.
Inside the Nebuchadnezzar, the crew are feeling kind of let down by Neo.
Mouse* : Wha...what does this mean?
Switch* : It doesn't _mean_ anything... that nub, lol 
Cypher* : Everybody falls the first time. Right, Trin?
But Trinity has left. Neo's eyes open as Tank eases the plug out. He tries to move and groans, cradling his ribs. While Tank helps Morpheus, Neo spits blood into his hand.
Neo* : I thought it wasn't real.
Morpheus : Your mind makes it real... wha' what?
Neo* : If you're killed in the Matrix...you die here?
Morpheus* : it's de dirtnap forever, brudda, dust 2 dust mon.
Neo goes to his room and goes to sleep, needs 3 goods hours so he can take his SAT's tommorrow. Gonna have a hangover...
