ZippyTheSquirrel

They could shut down one of the servers. Without merging it into another. That would be worse.

This thread makes me sad. The community is literally tearing itself apart, especially against the younger members trying to keep a positive outlook. You disappoint me the most, Villemar. Out of all the louder vets that have become negative...

Neoteny wrote: Seriously? What do you really expect out of Walrus that he hasn't already put out there? You really want a formal announcement of "Yeah, we've got nothin'?" I'll bet you a year's subscription pay that it would be far more va...

Matthew Perry.

I'm fairly certain the android was Carlyne. Thus, plot hole! One of many, many, many.

letsrock wrote: Zippy, don't tell me you work for those crooks at Allstate. 1 accident and your rates go through the roof. Okay, fine, hit the animals on the road. I mean, if insurance is so important you'd rather murder "innocent" woodlan...

I lead a group that works for various car insurance companies that helps increase the rates on several of their clients. <.< >.> <.< >.> *: Also, college student.

"The Man" is a Walrus. How could you be so insensitive?! I know it doesn't rhyme, but maybe he should change his name to Dalrus Myers. Oh, hey, look at that, it is getting close to the ol' Anniversary. I swear, if that man walrus forgets a...

So you'll die earlier, but in a fairly dramatic way?

So I heard there's a lot of flapping blue willy goin' on. Is this true, cuz I don't wanna have to stare at a glowing fun stick for too long.

[lack of interest from myself and others] [also im lazy]

You may be gone, but nothing lasts forever.

I'm guessing things didn't go over very well, heh?

Fen wrote: We are literally tearing ourselves apart. Uhh, excuse me? Are you aware of just how delicious you are with some BBQ sauce and pickle juice?

http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/n..._ISS/index.html Before Colbert launched his campaign, the top optional candidate was Xenu. So now the choices are between him and Serenity. Judging by the contest rules, it'll probably be Serenity, but...

MatrixRefugee wrote: There's been a lot of sitting there and cussing the darkness, instead of lighting a candle... Phrack, you just kindled a bonfire. Now, it's up to the rest of us to light the signal fires in response... I'm in. I, for o...

I wish I had Walrus's magic ability to completly turn around negative feelings and attitudes with just one post.

Phluff wrote: Leaving in Style Wheeeeeeeeee...

A thread that originally tells people to stop complaining and lighten up ultimately turns into a thread for people to complain in. Hmm.. yup, that's a Fail Thread, alright.

Serious threads? Oh, you mean those ones crying over a game? I can't take those serious, sorry.

No job = no money. No money = no subscription. No subscription = I'm outta here! I'm outta here = I won't be here any more. I won't be here any more = Someone else will have to carry the beacon of hope and light through the darkness and de...

In a world of friggin' "Simpson's Did It," who gives a rip about total originality. If it's good and fun, I'll play it, even if it's called Shmalf Strife 2 and features Grodram Cheapdude. And if it's actually original, bonus!

Foxxdie wrote: Dystopia is awesome, if it was an MMO I'd be in nerd heaven. What's your steam name Zippy? I'm a good hacker. Oh, er, I haven't really tried it yet, but a bunch of my friends have gone gaga over it. Hmm... I guess I'll have...

Oh, cool, I thought you were gonna link to Dystopia or something. Aww, but this one isn't out, either! Why do you gotta do this to me, maaan? Eh, anyswuck, I'd be the Roboticist. Defending with things that fight for me is my bag.

Nine?! He's a regular old 'Q', he is. ..ah, now I'm all angry at John Cleese. Bugger.

Yarr, hoist that plank, ye scurvy squirrels! Manhandle that mast, move the anchor from the staboard side to the port side! Someone gimme a sammich, arr, I be a-hungerin' for some broiled cheese on toast.

Bye, God, we'll miss you. (Somehow I imagined a little girl's voice saying that, and now I'm all freaked out.)

Villemar_MxO wrote: mxomod001 wrote: Thread moved to Off Topic. I'm really glad you did that...I was about to suggest the thread move. This topic has nothing to do whatsoever with MxO and as such belongs in the Off Topic section. Okay, we...

Bring it! BRING IIIIT!

I have it, but I find it really hard to get into it. Everything's the same color, it's all so boring...

What was their standard before?

Phrack wrote: Everyone wish Ilea a happy birthday. Between she and I, she's not the one on the verge of unsubbing. Derail AND drama attempt in a birfday thread? Phrack, you embarrass us. Happy birthday, Illz. One year closer to your death!...

OH MY EFFING GOD IT WORKS

Fun fact: Working together, some squirrels have the power to bring down much larger animals for feeding purposes. *evil laugh*

Screw Fox! Canceling them out just as the romantic tension between Fry and Leela was beginning to spill in on itself... Let Comedy Central take it!

I play both Medieval II and Rome passionately, and when I heard that this new game will both have naval battles that can be manually resolved AND multiplayer, my first thought was "Well, great, now I need to change my pants." I've got to g...

Hmm... I wonder if one would be able to contain fires or explosions...

Foxxdie wrote: From: Rarebit To: Foxxdie Date: 02/12/2009 16:55:55 Subject: Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:LESIG-ish request >But isn't LESIG shutting down anyway? No. Y'know for a moment I thought you were referring to yourself and Rarebit as the only me...

And then Uwe Boll was all "Oh, snap!"

MarsNova wrote: Ace Venture 3 is coming soon. Looks so freakin AWESOME I cant wait to preview it for free off the internet. That looks so stupid. I cannot begin to describe my loathing for what I just saw. MarsNova wrote: Call of Duty Hila...

cloudwolf wrote: O.o S***, I f***ed up.

Bonk! energy drink : dodge bullets with great flavor! And the picture in the background is likely a hint for the new map mode.

cloudwolf wrote: Huh? If this is following chapter 14, the removal of the Oligarchs is already explained with both the Trinity kill code (killing any who were using the Trinity program to inhabit human bodies) and the reset of the Matrix f...

Scout update blog Woots.

Okay, now the update is a fail. :3

No way. He's clearly NerfOcelot.

Raijinn wrote: I still <3 you. F.E.A.R. 2 flashback.

I would sooner gouge my eyes out with a plastic spork. Edit: Wait, I think this is the reason why he's here... Virrago wrote: Since I'm going to be out all of next week... I went ahead and published these today. I so badly wanna see how mu...

XElite wrote: Most incoherent, nonsensical quote tree in the history of the Date One. Thus, rendering it the epicest. Epicest : Most epic, out epiccing all other epic things. (First recorded usage in 1876 with the unabbridge version of Huc...

GoDGiVeR wrote: ZippyTheSquirrel wrote: GoDGiVeR wrote: BUT WHERE'S THE SHININESS OF THE WINTER VESTS? OH GOD! THE SHIRT ISN'T APPARENTLY MADE OF PLASTIC! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! Who the effing cares? It's the matricks. What?! I thought...

GoDGiVeR wrote: BUT WHERE'S THE SHININESS OF THE WINTER VESTS? OH GOD! THE SHIRT ISN'T APPARENTLY MADE OF PLASTIC! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

I know there's already a thread about this, but, considering the circumstances, I'm thinking people's ideas on what they'd do would be best kept in a seperate thread. If you were Dev for a month or two, what would you try to do? Me, I'd wo...

Phrack wrote: JEasy wrote: I'm making an assumption that, as of right now, our game will continue to run and be offered for a subscription fee and as part of the SOE station pass. If SOE does decide to put some resources in this game to "s...

Is that the texture on the ties? Huh, that's actually pretty decent.

Vesuveus wrote: Let's just hope it's not a Krypton within a Krypton storyline. At first I was like :| Then I was like :D But then I was like :/ But I got over it and I was like :3

Phrack wrote: ZippyTheSquirrel wrote: "I am Alpha and Omega, I was god of this place for a long while, bwahahaha?" :) To be fair, Phrack, based on your attitude towards Rarebit all these years, you would think that. Heh heh heh. Vesuveus w...

Fen wrote: You know, I don't get you. You complain about people not thinking positively, but when they do, you laugh when their hopes are not met. You are an odd little rodent. This did actually make me lol. There's a difference between th...

Yeah, I wanna see them do something non-comic book. Let's go for a regular book now! Who's up for the Wachowski's take on Winnie the Pooh? I admit, it will definitely be something I willl want to see.

This is the part where the hopes and excessively raised expectations begin falling down. And I sit back and have quite a good chuckle over it all.

Fen wrote: I've personally written off the entire Oligarch story, as it was utter trash in my opinion. Sucks to be you. It's there, deal with it.