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Surfel

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Why aren't there any fat people in the matrix?

Tenshi wrote: /b/ much? jesus... No no, RAPTOR jesus. Also, check out trinity's *CENSORED* in reloaded and revolutions and compare it to the first one. Evidence that there ARE people with fat body parts in the matrix (and what's amusing is...

Matrix Universe · 03/12/2008 18:52:50

Why aren't there any fat people in the matrix?

ShiXinFeng wrote: Genetic engineering. Grown people are grooooooown. Why would the Machines create a crop of people that introduced risk factors (obesity causes so many potentially fatal health problems) into the equation? It would be thei...

Matrix Universe · 03/11/2008 23:41:17

Random freezing/crashing

phi wrote: Uninstall any display modifiers and remove your video drivers and replace them with the most up-to-date ones from ATI. Then let us know how that goes. Also one last question... have you tweaked your useropts.cfg or options.cfg M...

General Technical Help and Questions · 01/22/2008 17:06

What is the Matrix?

Vinia wrote: Surfel wrote: That's where Neo comes in. As the Architect pretty obviously stated, although Neo is human, he contains code that the machines designed in order to be the ultimate expression of every single error present in the...

Matrix Universe · 01/21/2008 16:29:50

Random freezing/crashing

Vinia wrote: I'd say that if it was a problem with the game itself then a lot more people would be having similar problems and would have already posted a long established thread on the boards such as the 8000 series indoor lag or the Vist...

General Technical Help and Questions · 01/21/2008 16:24

What is the Matrix?

GypsyJuggler wrote: My last post from the previous thread: GypsyJuggler wrote: I think the key difference between previous versions of the Matrix and our current one is the ratio of success/failure the bluepills experience in their lives....

Matrix Universe · 01/21/2008 15:56:13

Random freezing/crashing

supersdcurge wrote: I have a X1600 Radeon (im guessing that they are a similar card other even thought mines PCI-E) and i have similar issues but it is NOT only when i play MxO and it rarely happens. the screen goes all black but i can sti...

General Technical Help and Questions · 01/21/2008 15:49

/i/ leaks Scientology documents

Proximisio wrote: My god is immortal and shall forever live on in the hearts of the world. As is/will mine. RAPTORJESUS FTW

Off-Topic Discussion · 01/21/2008 07:10

Random freezing/crashing

Yup, just did it twice in a *CENSORED* row while trying to mish with Uzz. I find it ridiculous and somewhat sickening that a graphically inferior game like this is causing way more hassle for my box than games like bioshock, which have bee...

General Technical Help and Questions · 01/21/2008 07:04

What is the Matrix?

Flavius wrote: The next question is, what happens when someone rejects the Oracle's Matrix? The system starts to display errors. Someone rejects one of the rules, all of a sudden that rule may not apply to them anymore. Take the kids in th...

Matrix Universe · 01/20/2008 22:14:34

Random freezing/crashing

God, I am getting so sick of this. It's making the game practically unplayable at certain times. I'm gona post my DxDiag info as requested even though I know for a fact that it's not my pc. Here's how I reached that conclusion. Bioshock -...

General Technical Help and Questions · 01/20/2008 21:55

Post Your Most Recent Screenshot(s)!

Overclocked my video card to see what the best I could get out of it was; it's an X1650, AGP, usually clocked at 600/400 or just below it for stock; pushed it to 650/450 to get this; textures are at maximum, resolution is at maximum (1680x...

Residual Self-Image · 01/20/2008 05:57

Impromptu night of Clubbing

Where: Club Sphinx, Dannah Heights. When: Now Who: Everyone I'm useless at this... Come along, ye, one and all etc etc -EDIT- Yeah, ok, little more info Right now it's just me and a few other members of TN but hoping to be more soon.

Events - Vector · 01/19/2008 01:22:32

[9.2.1] "She was a hacker, he was a telekinetic" - Recursion - 1/11/08

((I'm glad I wasn't there, I would have snapped with PS10N going on and on and on about sati and satori, and the amount of movie quoting and ridiculous answers that had no relevance to the topic at hand let alone the questions they were in...

Live Events · 01/15/2008 17:13:34

Cinematic 9.2 discussion SPOILERS

MotorZ wrote: Okay, because I'm annoyed by people predicting things that have at least been said (things can always change) in a mission to not be true: the Intruder is a FREE-BORN HUMAN. He's not a program. Agent Gray was the one who said...

Missions and Storyline · 01/10/2008 16:50:04

Agents

On what you said though, Gami, vampires, werewolves, aliens, etc etc, are all born from what the machines would view as distasteful and even grotesque ideas and beliefs - the architect did say "the varying grotesqueries", so he wasn't just...

Matrix Universe · 01/10/2008 16:47:38

Events on Vector

GammaRage wrote: Where are these archive missions exactly? I've heard of em, I just REALLY want to play em ^^. In Moriah Projects (north, I think) there's a bookstore, with "Discount Books" on the sign out front. Go in there, talk to the m...

Events - Vector · 01/07/2008 20:50:04

Agents

MetaLogic wrote: Surfel wrote: Don't be a *CENSORED*. The game isn't 100% accurate in view of the movies - obviously someone decided to change the colour scheme of the agents for whatever reason. I still say that you need to go and pay att...

Matrix Universe · 01/07/2008 04:03:53

For Sale: West's deadly nuclear secrets

USA - land of the free and just. I'm so fricken glad I don't live there. I'm so fricken disappointed that Australia is following the USA like flies follow sh*t.

Off-Topic Discussion · 01/07/2008 00:08

Read any good books lately?

Finished off "House of Leaves" a little while ago, my girlfriend was kind enough to actually get it imported from the US because it's so *CENSORED* hard to get here in australia, for my birthday last year. A must-read for anyone interested...

Off-Topic Discussion · 01/06/2008 23:42

Agents

Don't be a *CENSORED*. The game isn't 100% accurate in view of the movies - obviously someone decided to change the colour scheme of the agents for whatever reason. I still say that you need to go and pay attention to that particular scene...

Matrix Universe · 01/06/2008 23:31:54

Agents

MetaLogic wrote: Surfel wrote: just FYI, "standard" agents wear dark green, not black. The only "Agent" to wear black was Smith, and at that point he was no longer an Agent. To see what I mean, watch Reloaded again - the scene in the Burly...

Matrix Universe · 01/06/2008 23:07:59

Agents

just FYI, "standard" agents wear dark green, not black. The only "Agent" to wear black was Smith, and at that point he was no longer an Agent. To see what I mean, watch Reloaded again - the scene in the Burly Brawl where the azn chick drop...

Matrix Universe · 01/06/2008 22:50:34

Water Supply

Kybutra wrote: Procurator wrote: I know. " /> I was trying to imply that their water is recycled urine. BECAUSE IT'S STERILE AND I LIKE THE TASTE

Matrix Universe · 01/06/2008 22:04:51

What is your PvP theme song?

Powerman 5000 - When World Collide OR Prodigy - Smack My *CENSORED* Up OR Propellerheads - Spybreak (short one) (the song from The Matrix, the lobby scene, before they blow the lift up).

Player Versus Player · 01/06/2008 21:49:48

We're in Capital City not megacity

CrimsonKiller01 wrote: PS10N wrote: Apologies for posting so quickly again, but I think Poison is right as well. One thing I didn't notice until now though was the actual picture of Mega City, it looks like exactly like one of the "kanji"...

Matrix Universe · 01/06/2008 21:45:19

Events on Vector

Alright awesome. I'll just keep my fingers crossed I'm not at work or otherwise indisposed when stuff starts to go down. Additionally, and I know this is somewhat out-of-place here.... do i REALLY have to wait 1 year/300 days and 15 posts...

Events - Vector · 01/06/2008 21:10:56

Events on Vector

When is anything going to happen? I've been playing for a little while hoping to see some new element of plot make itself known but I have yet to see anything other than PvP'ing, group missions from archives and a heap of NPC-bashing. I've...

Events - Vector · 01/06/2008 19:17:27

New Year countdown ~ Vector

uuuaaahhhh! ;_; I'm at work so I can't attend. Being in australia sucks sometimes.

Events - Vector · 12/31/2007 22:38:19

Interesting ruminations on the meanings of the films.

M45T3RM1ND wrote: what they're doing is a command/response authentification process. Seraph is asking for Neo's authentification, and once that has been provided satisfactorily, Seraph grants him access. I believe that the reason Neo sees...

Matrix Universe · 12/31/2007 22:25:00

Filming question. system specs, etc..

it's not just the specs of your pc that need to be examined, its the capture settings and the ingame settings. What you wanna do is investigate all the different levels of quality the game can afford you - resolution, texture quality, etc;...

Residual Self-Image · 12/27/2007 23:52:03

Was Mega City only designed for the sequels?

Grimcleaver wrote: the introduction of Smith to Morpheus as "I'm a Smith." like they're a series. I also thought that until I went back and watched it again. What sounds like "A Smith" is actually Smith grunting because Morpheus HAS HIS HA...

Districts, Neighborhoods, and Constructs · 12/27/2007 00:56:56

Snow/Ice creatures in Apollyon?

I was just there and all of a sudden 3 giant clear bluey-grey things with lightning shooting out of them appeared. I went to Mara central to let someone know, when I went back to Apollyon NW (they were literally right next to the hardline)...

World Discussion - Vector · 12/25/2007 19:25

Rebooting the Simulation

CrimsonKiller01 wrote: Oh and for the record ,I'm not a Merv Lackey . I prefer the term "hired profesional" thank you! " /> Ooh, sorry if I offended Someone mentioned the Zion "teacher" in the archives. I suggest you go back and review it...

Matrix Universe · 12/25/2007 16:18:13

Rebooting the Simulation

CrimsonKiller01 wrote: Despots? Liars? Murderers? You do realize you have basically summed up the greater portion of human history with that sort of accusation. And lets look at the "matrix history" for a moment... Machines were created by...

Matrix Universe · 12/25/2007 07:17:16

RPing pregnancy

EndlessVoid wrote: Just looking at Neo's state when freed from his pod, I doubt that bluepills still in their pods would be able to successfully carry babies, as it would be far less efficient than harvesting eggs and sperm and growing the...

Character Development · 12/22/2007 21:41:49

Random freezing/crashing

So when I'm playing (on Vector) it'll be running along just fine, when all of a sudden the ongame activity will freeze completely - snow won't fall from where it is etc, so no movement of any sort, except the mouse pointer. Nothing is clic...