Procurator

*Laughs.* Just realised: anyone with access to hidden forums is on their own. Don't post links to them here, or you'll get us all in trouble. You'll have to bookmark them yourselves separately.

As the forums have been going down a lot recently, I thought I'd create this thread. When the forum crashes, threads and forums are still viewable, but pages that list forums (i.e. the front page and individual server pages) don't load at...

Rarebit wrote: Someone quiet, who secretly hates everyone and wants to take over so he can slaughter the slackers and tighten up the ship. Yes! Do it! Take over SOE from the inside! Bwua-hah, bwua-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Hey! Welcome to this wonderful game. You can check out the Glitch Society, a faction whose goal is to maitain the Matrix's stability while an alternative source of power can be developed. We're protectors of the Truce and hold the idea of...

(( http://www.glitchsociety.com/journa.../procurator/41/ )) The harsh terrain flew past under the Aggregator’s prow, the former dimpled and pitted by innumerable explosions from innumerable battles that had taken place on its surface befor...

Very sorry to hear you're stepping down from this vital role, Walrus. I know you'll still be with MxO, but the fact is you're being drawn towards this other MMO by the powers that be, so however much time you can still dedicate to MxO, we'...

r3spon5e wrote: Very effective namecalling and condescension. You join the ranks of inflammatory condescendors. Did you actually have a point to make? Try again. I'm patient. I've been here since the Truce. I've seen it all. I'm not going...

r3spon5e wrote: Oh, but somehow everyone else is supposed to absorb your condescending propaganda and follow along like Lemmas themselves. You're getting funnier. Well done! You have the cheek to call a Machinist's arguments propaganda, th...

(( http://www.glitchsociety.com/journa.../procurator/39/ )) The co-ordinates glowed there, in the middle of the screen. How many times had he looked at them now? He shifted in his seat when he noticed his face grinning back at him from the...

If you go to War again, the Machines will be disappointed, but not harmed. And humanity won't get another chance. Anyway, they can do whatever they want to Bluepills (the Matrix is out of bounds, technically, apart from awakenings). And Re...

Indeed, this sadly appears to be true. However, I stand by my statement that the General seemed a far more likely candidate as puppet master. What's more, as has been argued to death here already, the fact that the Machines controlled Cryp...

(( The Devs aren't comparing a party to story revelations. This was a player event, which was lucky enough to get Dev presence and even luckier to afterwards get mentioned in the Live Events forum. Syntax hasn't been shortchanged when it c...

*Laughs.* I wondered if we'd get a thread about this. Though I did think it'd be sans chapter tag. But hey - I'm not complaining. Thanks to everyone who attended! Especially Rare, for gracing us with the presence of one of the coolest char...

It's all going down at the party, kids! The Effectuator himself is there, and he's turning people into dancing spotlights! (I'm not kidding.)

It's all going down at the party, kids! The Effectuator himself is there, and he's turning people into dancing spotlights! (I'm not kidding.)

That's right kids! We've bagged an exclusive interview with one of the Matrix's most prominent figures: the Effectuator. We sat him down for a few minutes (it was difficult, let me tell you), and gave him the works. By which I mean we aske...

I agree. - Procurator Captain of the HvCFT Aggregator Chief Archivist and Second-in-Command of the Glitch Society

(( Yeah, man, that looked awesome! Very creative. ))

Ah-hahahahahahahahahahah! *Glances at the people staring at him in the library where he's typing.*

(( Ah-hahahahahah! Effy cracks me up every time. ))

I can confirm that the Glitch Society is a primarily RP-oriented faction.

What was wrong with the Agent voice? I thought that cinematic was excellent. The best out of the new style.

A big welcome to our newest member, Siphae! Siph did the right thing - will you do it too? http://www.glitchsociety.com/join/

Siph's joined the Glitch Society. And very welcome he is too!

Heheh, ta.

As I've said elsewhere Gookerz, very sexy. HostileIntention wrote: Very nice, I'm loving that logo. Ah-thankyou. Wait... damnit. Which one do you mean?

Shadow-SK wrote: Systematica and the Machines will pay dearly for this. Expect a full assault against the system. The Matrix will be shaken. Why, you ignorant little b*sta-... The Machines are defending their territory. Get the hell out, a...

Oops. I forgot that the formatter only outputs for forums, which automatically add line breaks. I've updated it. If you try again and tick the box marked 'Add line breaks', it'll add the HTML to break the logs into lines, so they'll look p...

Ah-hah! Aren't your transcripts taken from actual log files (chat.log in your installation's profile directory)? My log formatter only accepts text from the proper log files.

Fair enough. But I'm not sure what you mean by 'raw data' - the log formatter doesn't lose anything unless you tell it to get rid of certain chat channels. Oh, and although all names are made bold in the log formatter, you can assign colou...

H'mm, nice idea. You might want to try using this .

Blast. And I should have asked if this {#} tag has permanently replaced all those funny character names like ORACLE12121212. 'Cos this is a lot nicer.

Just out of interest, what are all the types of characters that get a {#} tag in front of their names in chat logs? So far I count LE characters and Devs.

Join the faction with the best programmers! After all, we're the ones that found the General's base in the Real. The Glitch Society - the keyboard is mightier than the katana.

HostileIntention wrote: 'Ah-hahahah! You ate all the pies!'

(( Effy - what a legend. Ah-hahahahahahahahahahah! ))

The log formatter : for all your ugly forum needs. ( Disclaimer: Procurator's log formatting tool will not make the DN1 forums look nice. That's a physical impossibility.)

Awesome stuff, kids! The special effects were very good, and I loved the perfectly synchronised salute near the start. And yet, the usual issues I have with MxO videos: an unnecessarily large filesize (I've seen many videos of the same res...

Join the faction that created the log formatter ! Well, actually, I'm the one who made the log formatter. In either case, you should respect my authoritah! Sign up now !

I recall you originally stated your interested in joining the Glitch Society, but that you couldn't find the application page. It's to be found here: http://www.glitchsociety.com/join/ Have you contacted any of our members since?

Heh. I forgot to update the starting post when we got the ability to edit posts. Here's the page: http://www.glitchsociety.com/join/ Good luck!

If Joakim and AltDimension are uneasy for the same reason as me, I'll explain: I've got issues with anything like that. It's got nothing to do with people's sexual orientation, but rather the fact that they draw attention to it. The same g...

Yeah, awesome stuff, kids. Thanks to everyone who turned up!

Competitions Over the course of the evening I'll be doing my very best to give away $50million info! Courtesy of the Glitch Society . We'll be going back to the classic MxO party style with a couple of competitions, ridiculous ping tests a...

It's Procurator's Split Infinity Anniversary Party ! One year since the madness began, and we've finally come full circle. Get ready to welcome Split Infinity Radio 's DJ Procurator back to the airwaves for the Christmas period and give pr...

I can't quite get in-game yet, but I was wondering... Did anyone have to buy the new Data Miner tree if they had the old one, or was it already filled in, new abilities an' all? I don't have any cash and want to start hunting luggables.

Good grief. It's bad enough that they keep mentioning random stuff in the DN1 news, but this... come on, guys.

This event is going to rock our worlds.

We won't be working together, whatever anybody says. The vast majority of Machinists patrolling the Syntax instance are in fact disappointed (and in my case angered) by the events of that meeting, and by our leaders' choice to hold it at a...

Yeah, but from the sounds of it, MxO's code is riddled with all sorts of ridiculous problems, which is why adding things and changing things is so tricky. I mean, adding an extra page to our inventory, for example: in theory you'd just nee...

Rarebit wrote: Apparently the UI ids were hardcoded in a fixed array for the tutorial, so updating UI anywhere else in the game could break the tutorial. =P The original developers really didn't program the game with scalability in mind, d...

/bump /begforsticky

Why yes. Yes it should. /bump

Mercio wrote: Wow this is an example of what really bugs me. MAchine operatives act like they're D*mn machines, themselves. This really bugs me. I almost lost it when i read "I'd prefer dead." That is the most stupidest thing I have ever h...

(( Effy is just brilliant. While Ookami slices and dices, he's dancing away on rooftops. That's my kinda badguy! ))

I know that running an MMORPG would be very complex, but I wouldn't be doing it myself. I'd just be overseeing the project. Does the CEO of SOE (or is it Sony?) have a clue about games design? Doubtful. No, I'd hire assorted experts to dea...

'Our operatives'? 'Warriors'? Oh, I like that. This isn't just Zion's problem, you know - though of course it's your fault.

I don't mean a copy of the game, I mean the whole thing. What if you bought MxO off SOE the way they bought it off Warner Brothers/Monolith? Say you came into a fortune (won the lottery, whatever) and had enough money to buy the whole thin...

(( Hey, if you're a Cypherite having seconds thoughts about your evil ways, give these guys a ring. They luuuurve converts. ))