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Syntax'greatest moments: Funny quotes thread

I wanted to open this for a while now but today the perfect opportunity jacked in. This thread is for everyone to post their favorite funny quotes. Please do not use this thread to flame. It's only to have a good laugh. I'll begin:

World Discussion - Syntax · 12/09/2006 11:57

What’s your favorite bug?

d00mninja wrote: Ability timers breaking, so after I do Pistol Aerial and go to DPE, it stops flashing and then nothing works. Yay! That's my "favorite" too.

General Discussion · 12/07/2006 09:19:40

Time between The Matrix and Matrix Reloaded

FlaminMathew1 wrote: Reeverb wrote: Six months sounds about right. Morpheus: "Consider what we have seen, Councillor. Consider that in the past 6 months we have freed more minds than in 6 years. This attack is an act of desperation. I beli...

Matrix Universe · 12/06/2006 15:35:53

Time between The Matrix and Matrix Reloaded

Six months sounds about right. Morpheus: "Consider what we have seen, Councillor. Consider that in the past 6 months we have freed more minds than in 6 years. This attack is an act of desperation. I believe very soon the prophecy will be f...

Matrix Universe · 12/03/2006 09:58:57

The Other Side of the Looking Glass - Friday, December 1, 2006

Zampano1981 wrote: Yeti? hmm...better not be a snow corrupter...that'd be awful. I'd prefer Christmas to about snow ball fights and fun frolicks (not killing npc spawns ad nasuem, no matter what they are) Agreed. Zampano1981 wrote: And yes...

Broadcast Depth · 12/02/2006 10:47:31

Die Übermenschen

Someone pinch me. Absolutely freakin' amazing Pyraci. The whole picture has so much detail it made my jaw drop on the floor.

Residual Self-Image · 11/27/2006 16:52:57

How to become a true 1337 pvp god in 5 simple steps

1: Forget about the whole story and the game. It's you against the rest of the world. Make sure you not only think you're better but act like you're the best! Doesn't matter if it's true or not. Your primary goal is to make everyone believ...

World Discussion - Syntax · 11/27/2006 16:44

Mx0 ·· The balance of "options.cfg" and "useropts.cfg"

MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote: Joakim wrote: I think this thread speeks for itself: Monolith are geniouses That is ofcourse if you don't take into account the fact that they made the game near impossible to change. =P Sweet irony. Players bein...

Residual Self-Image · 11/27/2006 13:45:44

WTB: Effectuator outfit - pants and shirt

Green-ish pants. I have grass green barrelheads and those are too green. Purplish, shiny shirt. Will buy them for any reasonable price. Contact me here or in game.

Marketplace - Syntax · 11/27/2006 10:05

Mx0 ·· The balance of "options.cfg" and "useropts.cfg"

You could always back up your original useropts and options files and try the settings. But, I have 1.5 GB of RAM and a 512MB graphics card and I can tell the settings did slow down my pc.

Residual Self-Image · 11/27/2006 08:25:10

Please, merge all servers...

pack-hunter wrote: Reeverb wrote: mitez wrote: A merge would be good but only to 2 servers. However the problem is that its Vector that needs the people and not the non hostile servers so the merge would only work if Recursion/syntax and V...

General Discussion · 11/27/2006 08:12:17

Please, merge all servers...

mitez wrote: A merge would be good but only to 2 servers. However the problem is that its Vector that needs the people and not the non hostile servers so the merge would only work if Recursion/syntax and Vector merged to a hostile server,...

General Discussion · 11/27/2006 05:02:06

Please, merge all servers...

Remag_Div wrote: Even though this won't be an option, I still would vote for it. Seconded.

General Discussion · 11/26/2006 07:58:35

Digital Reality - MACHINES

DR: Specialized in anything and everything. If you're looking for a Machine faction that does it all then look no further. DRFTW!

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 11/24/2006 04:32:58

Others? How many? I don't believe anything! 5 `One's before me?

Now it's not the most original idea I ever had but I always wanted my RSI's face on the Architect's tv's. I thought it was fairly easy to do actually but all in all, I've been cutting and pasting for quite a long time. Even the tiny tv's a...

Residual Self-Image · 11/20/2006 12:20

RPing pregnancy

LtCmdr_Tsusai wrote: or 9 months in mxo time. Several days, up to a week are spanned ingame., find out how long from dusk till dawn, and plan accordinly That'd take like 3 years! We're supposed to be 6 or 7 months further in the story line...

Character Development · 11/17/2006 10:05:16

The Neo Sim

art wrote: talking about debir curt, has this little house always been there? *pic removed* Yes. edit: Because I find out you knew after reading faction chat.

General Discussion · 11/17/2006 05:35:16

(( LE board: Can we use it IC? ))

(( I don't think we can use all information there In Character. Why? - Because my character, first of all, doesn't browse the forum. The only information I get IC is on the NR forums, but it has to be clear that I can use it IC. May it be...

Next Renaissance - Syntax · 11/16/2006 13:23

Digital Reality - MACHINES

/Bumpetydump. Digital Reality has specialized in all the flavours of the game. You're looking for something? They might as well have it already.

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 11/15/2006 01:40:42

Where's the Cyph love? Regarding rep...

Now we all know Cypherites don't have it easy in this game. Content wise we don't have a true org, no missions, no construct spawn point. The only content we're recognized with are our lovely bandanna's. But I have accepted that. Our popul...

General Discussion · 11/13/2006 15:10

Digital Reality - MACHINES

Reality is digital. Believe me when I say I know all about it. I have evidence that hardlines are unbendable and thus, digital hardlines are part of the reality as well. You're going Machine? You're going DR.

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 11/13/2006 14:22:12

where to find health pills

4: Find one appropriate for your level. Load coder/decompile. Decompile the pill and code yourself some.

Redpill Rescue · 11/13/2006 11:36:54

Digital Insomnia

Travi wrote: Excellent, another Machine faction to help even the odds out on Syntax. Congrats on getting it started Shaun, and good luck with establishment and growth. I think I saw them with a Cyph tag on Vector actually. No, I'm quite su...

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 11/05/2006 05:36:55

*bleep* this game looks good

I just love how this game looks. Without the lightpool around my RSI the games light effects surely spice up the graphics. This shot isn't enhanced, I didn't use any useropts exept that I turned off the lightpool around my RSI. Click image...

Residual Self-Image · 11/04/2006 08:54

E Pluribus Neo

Many, from one.

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 11/01/2006 09:49:16

Farting In The Matrix

If I fart in the Matrix, would it smell aboard my hovercraft?

Matrix Universe · 10/30/2006 20:36:09

Serious Roleplaying Crews/Factions

Amen Luca, amen. Seriously, I think we can safely say that too many people have left because of what you said. Too little to do and too many pricks. I've luckily never been part of any drama (I got a thicker skin than Master Shadow in RL)...

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 10/30/2006 14:54:14

Halloween Sigs!

lol @ Pyraci's sig. Here are mine:

Residual Self-Image · 10/30/2006 04:50:21

System freezes when I jack in

TSRDavidK wrote: Hello Reeverb, So... just to clarify, it is working now? If so, great, and let us know if you have further issues. It is working now. Got myself a new graphics card and my system didn't freeze like before. And even though...

General Technical Help and Questions · 10/27/2006 09:34:14

/safechat

We have it in game. Can we have an option to turn it on and off on the forums too?

General Discussion · 10/26/2006 02:28

tripple post FTL

I had a forum and now that forum is gone from me.

General Discussion · 10/26/2006 02:28

tripple post FTL

When are these forums getting fixed? Have to say these suck... My first double, bwah, tripple post in 7 years of using forums. First I see no topic. I submit a brand new one. I see no topic again... I submit a new one and now there are thr...

General Discussion · 10/26/2006 02:28

Digital Reality - MACHINES

Reality is digital. Because it's true! Just like cheesburgers have a lot of calories. /bumps

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 10/25/2006 02:54:32

Serious Roleplaying Crews/Factions

There used to be a club where only RPers came, the Sphinx near Dannah West. And a club is indeed nicer to RP than a hardline, as TPW. Although its harder to attract people to a club than a hardline. But I'm all in favour of moving. TPW is...

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 10/24/2006 02:31:23

Serious Roleplaying Crews/Factions

TheTaxidermist wrote: Reeverb wrote: Veritas Lucis? yes yes yes! or in a pinch TGS's Singularity crew, although they're more writers than live RP'ers, and all these choices are mech. I can't think of any non mech harcore RP'ers. Although I...

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 10/23/2006 15:12:20

System freezes when I jack in

GeoThermal wrote: Hi Reeverb, If this is ocurring on ALL 3D applications, it's probably a directX issue, or a problem with your graphics card. The question about Quake is actually a great way to see what the problem is- see if you can run...

General Technical Help and Questions · 10/17/2006 09:39:46

Forum Frustration

I don't know where that other topic went about this bugged forum, Coer opened it I think and I can't find it in his history of opened topics. Anyway, I have a lot of patience. I don't mind taking my time to do things if I am not working bu...

General Discussion · 10/13/2006 15:40

System freezes when I jack in

Ah *CENSORED* off *CENSORED* *CENSORED*. I had a 6 line post, including a screenshot and it *CENSORED* wont post it. Seriously, this forum gets me more frustrated than my own pc and that means a lot! Now you've ruined my cheerful mood, *CE...

General Technical Help and Questions · 10/13/2006 15:22:28

System freezes when I jack in

Hah, just found this nostalgic riva tnt2 graphics card, with 8 GRAM! Perfect for testing purpose. edit because forum fooks up my post: So, I found this card.

General Technical Help and Questions · 10/13/2006 15:17:44

System freezes when I jack in

Double-checked! And cleaned the copper part of the cards and memory. They can get quite dirty, but they're all nice and shiny now.

General Technical Help and Questions · 10/13/2006 10:16:08

Luggable?

Perhaps the items from the prop vendors can be dropped now? That'd be sweet! I would check it myself if I was able to to get in game.

General Discussion · 10/07/2006 08:05:31

Quick Question

TheJurymen wrote: No, when your subscription expires you will be placed in the "Poster" usergroup and will lose the right to post. How ironic. edit: Just because I can, finally.

General Discussion · 09/25/2006 17:09:40

WTS - Slaps

Got wet dreams due to your slap-fetish but you haven't dared to be actually slapped? Now is your chance! Or because you think you're still dreaming? Perhaps you deserve a slap but no one is willing to punish you? I'll slap you for any and...

Marketplace - Syntax · 09/06/2006 14:56

E Pluribus Neo

(( Compaining for free bumps? woot! let's bump it properly then: OOC: Good faction. Fun to RP with. I don't know most of them but I enjoyed the RP I had with the few of them. If you're going EPN, join Gami's EPN! grts Reeves player. ))

Crew and Faction Recruiting - Syntax · 08/10/2006 05:56:51

Surrender your Yozamaki Sei jackets!

If you have them. Preferably unbuffed or for lower levels give me a tell in game. Or send an e-mail. I will pay a reasonable price for them. Thanks in advance.

Marketplace - Syntax · 08/01/2006 19:27

Your Favorite PvP class

Right now I'm using Duelist with Sniper and some Rifleman abilities. Works terrific in and outside interlock. And I have specials for all the states that can be caused inside interlock.

Player Versus Player · 07/27/2006 19:35:58

Liasons

Yeah, saw Matarax today too. Just when I was afk of course.

World Discussion - Syntax · 07/22/2006 12:36:35