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The machines totally suck You *CENSORED* The machines totally suck Morpheus was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today The machines would *CENSORED* him up his righteous A!...

I forgot to mention that it was quite awesome And the britishness makes it all the more awesome! Win in a bottle.

BlueCode wrote: You know what would be really cool? Giving some community members a phonecall. Like - we're going to talk to X of Furious Angels or something. That would be awesome. Apart from that, I really enjoyed the podcast! Prank call...

When I was young and just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did. Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pu$$y-cat and bash in it's head. That's when my momma said... (What d...

Oh, What is the butter dripper? What gets you chubby quicker? What comes on tables or on plates? (waffle) Can't get enough of it, (waffle) How we really love it, (waffle) Makes me think I'm 1st rate (waffle) I can kiss and hug it, (waffle)...

deviljonny wrote: bannanaphone wrote: raxe wrote: Sorted. Cheers Zen. Welcome aboard mate, I'd get on and mission but as you can see my internet is not a nice entity. Welcome to the real world! *has lost the pic of "I see what you did ther...

raxe wrote: Sorted. Cheers Zen. Welcome aboard mate, I'd get on and mission but as you can see my internet is not a nice entity.

raxe wrote: Where Are You xS Im At Mara Central My router is being a fanny, im trying to get in, just gimme a sec...

raxe wrote: Yeah Its Raxe, I will be on in a few minuites. Make that 2. On my way. See you on the inside.

raxe wrote: Thanks Very Much Its All Done And Dusted. Where And When Will I Get a Reply? Via E-mail? Sorry For Imposing Lol. I Feel Like a Poon. Is your ingame name raxe? I'll see if I can get in touch with you. EDIT: just checked the trea...

raxe wrote: Erm Yeah Hi I saw This Recruiting Post and I Thought "hmm" Ive Had MxO For a While Now, But Played It On The Odd Ocassion. Im a Lightweight Lvl 16 Martial Initiate Yes I Know ... But Im looking To Get To Grips With This Game Fu...

PBlade wrote: Very well. I bow my head in amazement to you, Zencao. Truly you are councellor amongst men. ....It just doesn't have the same ring to it, but whatever. everything has a nice ring to it with "zencao" there

PBlade wrote: Zencao. I bow my head in amazement to you. Truly, you are a king amongst men. /mood subtle I appreciate that commander, now king is a bit far.. I would settle for captain or counsellor (I would totally zap some dudes with tha...

bannanaphone wrote: COZ FUN FACTS: Zencao can punt you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their groins and yell, "What the fu ck was that!?" PBlade does not dodge bullets...

supersdcurge wrote: bannanaphone wrote: exsuscito wrote: /newfoundrespecteventhoughI'drathergoa$stomouththanrejoinZion *bows* supersdcurge wrote: That post makes me want to grind rep to zion. Just admit you want to sport the CoZ tag... But...

exsuscito wrote: /newfoundrespecteventhoughI'drathergoa$stomouththanrejoinZion *bows* supersdcurge wrote: That post makes me want to grind rep to zion. Just admit you want to sport the CoZ tag... But first ask yourself... Are you pwn enoug...

COZ FUN FACTS: Zencao can punt you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their groins and yell, "What the fu ck was that!?" PBlade does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge PBla...

Me mum works in the dole office Lucky to have a job She spends all day behind fake glass Spat at by the yobs A face that’s full of piercing A girlfriend at the club Sign your name and get your cash And blow it down the pub Is this what we’...

PBlade wrote: It was a Kingdom Hearts fact. should i be ashamed i've never played that game and therefore have NO idea what you're on about?

PBlade wrote: The Children of Zion: Roxas > Sora. =D was that a kingdom hearts joke? uh...

hmm yes shallow and pedantic.

This tale takes us to a day when the great zencao decided to buy a trackball mouse, for little other than the fact it looks F*CKING cool. During the testing of the mouse i found it quite comfortable, and the mouse in question (affectionatl...

SolidRevolver wrote: The best part of the whole trilogy is the fact that John Connor's father is the guy sent back to protect his mother in the origional movie, if the Mach's didn't send the Terminator to kill his mother, the human resista...

WE NEED 10 CCRS OF STICKY! STAT!

AmyLanders wrote: bannanaphone wrote: Waffles are forever, They are all I need to please me, They can stimulate and tease me, They won't burn in the night, I've no fear that they might desert me. Waffles are forever, Hold one up and then c...

Waffles are forever, They are all I need to please me, They can stimulate and tease me, They won't burn in the night, I've no fear that they might desert me. Waffles are forever, Hold one up and then caress it, Touch it, stroke it and undr...

up rolls a delivery van, and sparks excitement in the boys, but the waffles look annoyed, perhaps these are ones they should avoid we got a snack last night, from pancakes with butter dressed in mayonaise, we didn't do that much wrong, sti...

iDea! to stop people spamming nades to have a portable AOE tree, why not limit them? i.e only 1, 2, or maybe 3 at once, then you won't have endless crowds spamming nades (we don't want this game turning into BF2 )

PBlade wrote: You put an entire song from Blood Brothers in the thread, just to put 'Waffle' in it?!?!? ...I f*cking love you. <3

Shoes upon the table An' a spider's been killed. Someone broke the lookin' glass. A full moon shinin'. An' the salt's been spilled. You're walking on the pavement cracks. Don't know what's gonna come to pass. Now y'know the devil's got you...

i think a small ability on the awakened tree that does the same damage as a silver bullet/steak/holy water (maybe a little less since it can affect multiple targets) would be perfectly feasible, with the item added also combine with flame...

PBlade wrote: Ah. I might as well usurp zencao with my version of the V speech, which I made heretofore his attempt; "This presence, no mere personification of prissiness, is proper of the popular opinion, now not present, past, as the onc...

beneath this butter there is more than waffle.... there is a recipe mr (fill in at your own leisure) and recipes are... bulletproof!

yuenwoping wrote: "E.T phone premium rate" thats madness!! .... THAT. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

lol internetz

i've got to say, that is 7 different kinds of rainbow coloured flying awesome.

tioneassel wrote: Count with my vectorite alt I'd reply to the thread, but that sig is just making me laugh too FUKKKING MUCH! :d

i wish

trinity had already fallen in love with neo and kissed him, she was just there to understand why.

Bayamo wrote: PBlade wrote: Anyone else here think that a Drunken Monkey would have an excellent sense of humour? Hmm ... well.. yeah. It probably would. I bet it'd sing the Banana song and stuff. the what song?

Right now, alot of new players have trouble finding more players, and assume the game is dead. what im suggesting is that something be implemented to help find players, or atleast players of the same org, many players don't even see mara a...

i would've loved the goggles perhaps... a future clothing reward? or maybe even... the next assasin mask! :O

zdn16 wrote: bannanaphone wrote: are they code-able? Nope. Dungeons only. no decomping? i thought it'd be fair to have them non-tradable but decompable, that way you still have to pwn the dungeon you need, but then you're fine for that one...

i always thought "owning" wasn't just defeating an opponent, it was destroying them, taking all their health in a few seconds while taking no damage, toying around with them and then killing them, fighting at half strengh until they are co...

are they code-able?

PBlade wrote: Trax wrote: supersdcurge wrote: Lets hope it gets contained ASAP and no more cases pop up .. Or it could escalate like foot and mouth did, and destroy our farming industry and cripple the economy. Either way some bumbling idi...

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the pancake - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the waffle - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep t...

his other stories pwn. "Wow, what an elaborate story with such a deep and complex storyline! A scintist (whatever that is) has a machine that can blow up something called the wrold. Some Digimon goes to his lair. He has a hard time getting...

i could've sworn all the sleepwalkers were re-inserted :S

does anyone remember the guy who managed to get the cs1 speed/power/grab/block/retreat bar and the roll showers on the ep server? and does anyone know if it would be possible to reproduce this on the live servers we have now? if anyone rem...

Verq wrote: Othinn1 wrote: MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote: bannanaphone wrote: "sworded out his katana in great attack" Oh my god, that's the best quote ever. Sig it, quick! XD lol... Funny stuff *CENSORED*, beat me to it. *adds to rotator*

thats worse than all your base! and i quote "more matrix is attack us" "sworded out his katana in great attack" i mean JESUS MAN!

i think a part of me just commited suicide

TAG: jimmy the nerd games: splinter cell DA, gears o' war, and ghost recon

zomgzors teh hidden resource O.o

kaosdevil wrote: i suck at fighting mkt give me attentionz!!!!!! hmm...

start a normal mission, then abort but don't leave your team, then begin the archive, that should fix it :S

Yasamuu1 wrote: Roukan wrote: Yasamuu1 wrote: bannanaphone wrote: Roukan wrote: Yasamuu1 wrote: Roukan wrote: Yasamuu1 wrote: .... Owned. Bye Nt. flag up son. Sure, let me find a way to bring Rou to Vector and I'll ownizzle your assizzle....

Roukan wrote: Yasamuu1 wrote: Roukan wrote: Yasamuu1 wrote: .... Owned. Bye Nt. flag up son. Sure, let me find a way to bring Rou to Vector and I'll ownizzle your assizzle. you could alway's use rouken