ZippyTheSquirrel

[CHAPTER FOUR: RETRIEVAL] One day, as I was enjoying spending time with my friends, Flood contacted me with an urgent call. Someone had stolen a priceless heirloom from the Merovingian, and I was the only one that could get it back! I set...

Yo, dawgs, wassup my shizzle fizzles? That was me getting hip with the young'uns. I've recently accomplished the one thing keeping me with MxO - that's right, I have the bandanna to end all bandannas. Now I'm here to see if I can't mooch a...

Actually, it sounded like he'd never been in the Matrix at all before.

Vinia wrote: At least give them sparkly noses..... Red Eye effect moved down to bop on their noses, and make it bigger and shinier. XD But we also need big candle thingies and the little spinny thing made of clay that I can't spell. They c...

Going once! (Man, I had hoped such a rare item would have gotten a better price. <_<

At least Flood knows where to look. I don't know about the Machines or Zion, but I'd say, if this were back to the time of the Key Chase, now we would be in the lead. Edit: Wow, that was... actually much much easier than I thought it'd be....

Question: If you don't have eyes, how can they glow? I'm sure the FX has already been decided, but I was hoping for a return of some of the big blue energy bolts from Blue Sky, incorporated somehow into a new tool item. [FredFredburger] Al...

Maybe each seperate clothing item would have one Commando point (like a Ballistic Damage point), and when the Commando Points tally up to a certain number (in this case, 6 commando points), the disguise would automatically be activated, or...

Don't ask... Just... just don't.... For your information, I think it's a fairly accurate depiction of the inside of the Tabor W building. <.<

SEPET wrote: MotorZ wrote: Anyone watched the new video? Maybe it has something to do with it. I'm in the process of watching it. EDIT: Just static. *CENSORED*. CAn anyone find the dialed number? My ears hurt... just... so much...

MotorZ wrote: 5. We have no animator (confirmed several times by current staff members), no modeller, no texturer. And although never confirmed, the fact all content received in patchs has been discussed as direct work resulting from the o...

[CHAPTER THREE: RESCUE] An urgent call came from Flood one day. It seems a precious Exile, his head filled with secrets, had been kidnapped by the evil forces that mean to destroy this world. Understanding the risk, I immediately set out t...

The entire site seems to have gone down.. did something happen? Did somebody do something?

Name your prices! And yes, I'm sure I'm posting on the right forum. ;)

[CHAPTER TWO: ESCORT] It was a bright and sunny day, and, considering how invaluable I was to Flood, I decided to give him a call so he wouldn't have to fret about how he would get things done without me. Because I'm a helpful guy like tha...

The helmet needs a mouthpiece. It's just plain ugly without it. It makes you look like a Crusher. Hey! Idea! Make the mouthpiece/helmet combo available as an Event reward, with double the initial buffs. That, or/and make the mouth piece av...

I don't know, but the video was awesome up until 00:07. Music's good, too.

How did you get that? >_> Edit: Nevermind, I see how you got that. The link is to another picture, though, but I have no idea how to fiddle with it.

I think the numbers are mixed up. 01101000011101000111010 001110000001110100010111 1001011110111001100110001 001110000011001100101110011 1000001101000011011110111010 0011011110110001001110101011 000110110101101100101011101000 0101110011000...

Foxxdie wrote: THE CAKE IS A LIE RENDER UNTO HUMANITY WHAT IS OURS WE DEMAND CAKE He's gone into a loop! Quick, get the ice cream! Hey, I thought it was just me that couldn't get into the elevators. Good to know. Now fix it! =p

[CHAPTER ONE: INFILTRATION] [*Note: Never attempt to translate foreign language. I myself use an online translator, so I'm probably using it fairly poorly. You have been warned.] So, back for more, eh? I don't blame you. I know, you find m...

Orgasmically pwnful. Who are you gonna call? *imitates guitar theme* Da-da da-da da-da, deedle deedle duh, da-da da-da da-da, deedle deedle duh! Edit: A poster hidden on the website will let you sign up for Beta, I think, starting November...

[INTRODUCTION] Ahh.... nothing like a good sip of vodka. I tell ya, the Machines may make all the food taste the same, but the drinks.. oh, my, gawd . I mean, look at the color of this thing! It's actually changing colors! Well, then again...

Action shots! Pwning Agents! What? He had an itchy armpit. I just helped 'im scratch it. And on that note, Bedlam for the win.

((Do you realize just how long I've been waiting for you to post some RP? Needless to say, bookmarked. :3))

Actually, I changed my mind. 25 mil. :3 <3 Roukie It's still 40 for you, Hidden. I kid.

Hey, that's a lot of Agents. Oh, yeah, and HOLY *poop*!

Rarebit wrote: Neoteny wrote: ...But I bet if it did, that the new One would be an alien who Jacks In with the power of love. Ooh Yeah! *takes notes* And is part squirrel.

Lezel wrote: ATTENTION DEVS: *ahem* /SHOUT> WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? They're not kissing.

Finally, an archive item award that doesn't clash with mah hair. :3 Mervies who I know ought to have one of these babies post here or I'll point and laugh at you. I might be able to get others to do it, too.

I only noted the one dead program in the phase where you fought through the Zionites to get to it. Anyway, this mission would be pretty cool and in-depth... ...if the very first Cerulean contact mission wasn't broken, therefore voiding any...

You didn't do the first nine tokens while waiting for the update? Jeez, you need to prioritize. I'll do yours for 40 mil, Roukan. Same for you, Hidden.

This'll be my third comment on the same subject (lulz spam much?), so I'll make it more of a discussion of what the cinematic means. Basically, I dearly hope that this twist is handled with as much delicacy as can be affordable. I seem to...

Oh my God.. ...was that.... ....Neo?!

*spoiler removal*

I want to say it will be discussing the Machines' discovery of the General's remaining Sentinels and their reaction.

Say the Merovingian appoints a pair of operatives to protect a specific point. Normally, these two players would be completely owned without help should an opposing Org be alerted to their presence. Say the Merovingian bestows a specific,...

The Mystery Man is either Smith/Neo (because I'm paranoid like that) or someone completely new like the General was.

Probably something to do with the Machine-awakened bluepills. Let's see.. the General was pretty freaked out at the end of the last mission, due to a sudden huge movement of Machine Sentinels. I can't speak for Zion, as I usually don't pay...

The room shook. Alec woke with a start, half leaping out of bed, sub-machine gun in his real hand faster than he could think to grab it. He looked around his small apartment. Nothing was out of place, nor was anything signaling it had just...

Bayamo wrote: Rosincrantz wrote: EndlessVoid wrote: There's totally an audio file for Flood's voice. It's just that no one ever completes the mission, because it's the easiest way to get into Hel. " /> - Void Yeah, I've done it...I just ca...

Squeaky wrote: And if you're caught cheating then the entire org is disqualified, not just one of the teams. Not fair, someone could help an Org by using an alt to cheat on the other team. Nontheless, I'll be there. ZippyTheSquirrel [Merov...

Mobu wrote: Edgar You haven't changed your head using an RSI pill yet? Massive fail. Paradoxes, Raynor dies, You only kill the Andross bot, et cetera. Here's my random pic for someone everyone knows, and everyone knows why I pick this pict...

Nice catch. I'm sure it was just an honest mistake. After all, if I wanted to keep a new player subscribed, I wouldn't lie to them and get them to play only two weeks or so before they realize they actually can't. That's both a miss on the...

Apparently Morpheus is such an important fictional character he goes on the Council with the talking lion and Jesus. XD

Shi+Xin+Feng wrote: (I, of course, enjoyed 'hacking' the Medical Officer's network). Toooootally unrelated. Like, completely. And apparently that thing just kind of ended, no actual anything happening, which sucked, cuz I was lookin' at it...

Obviously Jason Bourne, Linksish.

I remember us doing this before.. I remember I said I was a cross between Matthew Perry and someone else, but I forget, so here's Matty.

[The Matrix Online Servers will be coming down for a restart on Thursday morning ( time is still pending). After this restart, we will be turning the Halloween event back on for another 5 days till November 13th! On November 13th the serve...

Ballak wrote: Well, the fact that there are people who were willing to give the people from this PE disclosed information is sort of disturbing. To promote that on the internet is sort of riskae, and it's not something I'd want this AB to...

Happy you-survived-another-trip-around-the-sun day!

Still the fifth where I am. <3 So far, I've gotten $~450, the Battlefield Collection (never played BF, can't wait to try it out), and a Sports Illustrated calender (eh, the chicks aren't extremely hot, but it's the thought, I guess). Thank...

So... a wizard did it? Huh.... okay. Tossing magic into the world of electronics... didn't hurt last time.

*shifty eyes*

Bane was erased forever when Smith took him over, so essentially Bane WAS Smith, but with a goatee. Now, suppose Neo's body survived or was revived for whatever reason by the Machines. Because he was overwritten by Smith, the Neo we all kn...

((Normally I wouldn't do this in this thread - I'd make a seperate thread for it - but since Dezreki asked nicely, and xenin's been doing it and hasn't gotten yelled at it, and hasn't done it here yet, I'll make the one exception. NOTE: Du...

/invoke Stereotypical Merovingian Operative Language Okay, get this, get this. Right, so, Smith turned Bane into Smith/Bane, right, so when Bane jacked out, Smith jacked out with him. Now Bane's running around as Smith ... no, wait, switch...

*whining* But they're coooooooooolllllllllddddddd . So, anyway, what's the big deal with Nov. 5th that nobody really gave a *yahoozle* for until V came out? Surely it's nothing to celebrate unless associated with a movie. Or maybe I'm bein...

PS10N wrote: November 5th... Revolutions came out back in '03. Coincidence? Nope. Happy Birthday, Zippy! SCORPIOS RULE! Mine's the 6th... time to PARTY HARD! YARRR! Party hard! *sets fire to a Guy Fawkes mask* ..what? Don't judge me! GIVE...

Must the date of my birth always be associated with this garbage? =_=