The_Effectuator

Issue resolved! Top marks to all involved. Another triumph in construct management! Just a good thing for the Archivist Society that we were available to help out...

So eh... It seems that due to scheduling conflicts, inter-departmental delays, etc etc, really can't be pinned on any one person...eh... Anyway, if you go into the Zero One archive construct at the moment, you *may* encounter a very slight...

I'm actually a little surprised by how hard it is to run an ugly contest. Not that there's a lack of contestants, really...but sometimes people say "ugly" or "not ugly" when they actually mean...something else. Sure, sure, ugly's probably...

When: ~1 pm-ish, November 8th (that's tomorrow :p) Where: Club Avalon Who: Ugly RSIs level 10 and over! - All-natural! Masks/Disguises/Zombification (nevermind that teaser image...) etc do not count - 1 male and 1 female winner, to be deci...

When: ~3-ish, November 6th (that's tomorrow :p) Where: Club Avalon Who: Ugly RSIs level 10 and over! - All-natural! Masks/Disguises/Zombification (nevermind that teaser image...) etc do not count - 1 male and 1 female winner, to be decided...

All I'm saying is, if there are zombie people , then how do we know there aren't other zombie things? Like pigeons, or...other stuff. Trust me, I know how code works. It could happen. Totally.

Ya know, it's a good thing I don't run into the real Sati that often, 'cause this is starting to get a little weird.

Hey, Depression! Thanks for helping me get that last guy put away. Nice to get that loose end all tied up, you know? Take it easy, and...uh...you might wanna see about hosing off that rooftop once in a while.

Good work keepin' Seraph off those commandos, team! Well, most of them... He may have beat Smith once, but now he's lookin' a little past his prime, if you ask me.

I finally got the key cleaned up, and man, it's a beaut. Now that's craftsmanship. Too bad Morpheus and Neo let the old guy get whacked. Got some figures from Toluca. Here's where the Dog Tags came from that we bought the key from the Land...

Eh... I'm sure he'll let me take a look at it tomorrow...

As a great man once said to me... ... Uh... I forget. Anyhoo, the point is that when you have a party in a public space, you've got to follow certain basic procedures to make sure that it doesn't suck. A lot of careful planning and prepara...

For having such sexy suits, Elite Commandos sure are dull. They just stand around staring silently at me with those weird red scopes of theirs as I transport them hither and yon. Yawn! Man, I'm glad I was never in the military.

People! There's no excuse for being sad today--not when there's a ready supply of dancing, cake, and warm bodies full of Valentine's Day cheer at the following clubs: Syntax: Club Parallaxis (Uriah) Vector: Club Polyvinyl (Mara) Recursion:...

People, I feel the need to warn you about a dire threat to your homes and children--a cruel, icy, lurking menace, yet one harbored in the bosom of the most respected neighborhoods! I'm talking about those twisted spawn of nature's frozen d...

Some people have said that I'm prone to panic attacks. That's totally untrue. Nublets often confuse my evasion and distraction techniques for panic. Well, I'll have you know that those maneuvers keep me in one nice handsome piece during, s...

They say that the holidays are for spending with friends and loved ones; notice how they *don't* mention oh, I don't know, twenty-foot tall snow creatures? Unless you loved them, I guess, but that would be weird... BrrrRrr! I'm shivering j...

So the zombies tried to escape to the freeway. Fortunately, I was around to save the day. Oh, yeah, some operatives helped, I think. It was all like "bang, bang" "brains, brains" and so forth. Pretty nasty scene. Looks like we got 'em all,...

There are no parties like Halloween parties. Tricks, and treats--oops, that reminds me, I forgot the cake at that last one--and all-around malarkey. But I swear the helicopter and taxi weren't mine. =P

UPDATE #2: Pictures! UPDATE: Well peeps, I've got to run. It was a pretty good party, even if it got a little rambunctious from time to time. We laughed, we cried, we sat up to our necks in the pool and pretended we were tiny desert island...

They must'a used a cheat code for that virus. I mean, that's the only way someone could'a got through my construct firewall. Hmph! Anyway, the firewalls are set to block that little loophole now, so they won't be getting in that way again-...

I know, I know; you guys all think that being able to clone myself at will is the coolest thing in the whole world. But it's not easy being in more than one place at a time, even for me! One of me got a little confused in all the excitemen...

You know, maybe I could be Zion's new mission controller. They got a vacancy since Anome went bad, right? And I figure I'm getting a lot of experience at directing operatives around, Zionites included. Dig this... While doing my usual moni...

Whoops! Vowels. Starschwar found me in the Club Avalon ladies' room, so the jig is up. Not that I hang out there on a regular basis, or anything. In fact, I wonder how he thought to look there... Weirdo. It's been fun, kiddos. We laughed,...

Harpalos spotted me on top of the statue in Murasaki park. One more left! Nobody will ever think to look for me here... Muhahaha-- Uh. Not that you should look where you think I wouldn't be. Because then I might be where you'd have thought...

P0ET found me again... Mighty suspicious, if you ask me. I betcha he's got an in with the Architect or something. Darn hackers... I guess the Kaede subway station was too high-traffic. Plus it was dirty, ick. Enough of that. This next spot...

Drat, I knew I shouldn't have given a clue. themarsnova found me on the Maribeau rooftop. No clues for this next one, though! I gotta stop listening to the whiners...

Ugh, today is *such* a Monday. Who's up for a little game to break the routine of construct management? I'll be in six different spots in the city today. Whoever finds me first in each spot wins fame and...well, not exactly fortune, but a...