Corrupt A Wish..

Granted by they go into my invintory on recursion.


I wish both of you would join my faction " />

Mitrios wrote:

Granted by they go into my invintory on recursion.


I wish both of you would join my faction " />

Granted but then Bunny and Misfit leave.

I wish the Tae Kwon Do baby hadn't stole my banana...

Bunnyfit wrote:

Mitrios wrote:

Granted by they go into my invintory on recursion.


I wish both of you would join my faction " />

Granted but then Bunny and Misfit leave.

I wish the Tae Kwon Do baby hadn't stole my banana...

Granted, but the baby hacks your computer and then kicks in the monitor.

I wish that I had a bunch of little people like in willy wonka to do *CENSORED* for me.

Granted, that even the Oompa Loompas would love your new pew pew brigade.

I wish Archangel could finally get his account unstuck, so we can move onto more topics in teamspeak.

\m/><\m/

Granted, but you lose your hearing so you can't hear Archangel on teamspeak.

I wish that I had more time to do things.

Snipe_104 wrote:

Granted, but you lose your hearing so you can't hear Archangel on teamspeak.

I wish that I had more time to do things.

Granted but you end up squeezing more things in so you're just as rushed as before. 

I wish I wasn't so sick. 

Granted, but it snowed somewhere else.

I wished that it would snow other than somewhere else.

Granted but a flash flood from all the melted snow destroys everything you own.

I wish Luciferschosen had a sig.

Granted, now you have boring pvp and an live event every other month.

I wish I had a new xbox 360.

Granted, but then there would be even something more well wanted and very hard to get.

I wish I had a 3 clasp chain so I could chain my hands and my collar to the same chain.

\m/><\m/

Granted, but all you get is socks and underwear. 

I wish my boss wasn't. 

Granted but sudden snowstorms means no new warmer clothing could be delivered

I wish I could get Tickets for Wrestlemania this year

Granted, but all of your favourite wrestlers are injured and can't attend.

I wish I never had to work again.

Pylat wrote:

Granted, but your moms bitching around so much you wish you would.

I wish I had a flawless wish.

granted, but you went into a coma instead

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but you went into a coma instead

I wish you'd made a wish! " />

Shaylynn wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but you went into a coma instead

I wish you'd made a wish! " />

Granted, but it was made IRL and not on the forums.

I wish that you could actually divide by zero.

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Pylat wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Granted, but the Universe implodes from the incalculable improbability field that was generated by the event.  You're now a lemur who sells life insurance in an alternate Universe version of Chili.

I wish my clients didn't use their Before and After Gallery's to showcase their patients successful labioplasties.

Esoteric_Monk wrote:

Pylat wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Granted, but the Universe implodes from the incalculable improbability field that was generated by the event.  You're now a lemur who sells life insurance in an alternate Universe version of Chili.

I wish my clients didn't use their Before and After Gallery's to showcase their patients successful labioplasties.

Granted, but your clients start taking steroids and PcP instead, and put your head through a wall.

I wish I could be an Agent

I grant your wish, but you are my slave for eternity.

I WISH I COULD HAVE ROBOTIC BODY PARTS LIKE THE SKYWALKER FAMILY

ZETAX101 wrote:

Esoteric_Monk wrote:

Pylat wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Granted, but the Universe implodes from the incalculable improbability field that was generated by the event.  You're now a lemur who sells life insurance in an alternate Universe version of Chili.

I wish my clients didn't use their Before and After Gallery's to showcase their patients successful labioplasties.

Granted, but your clients start taking steroids and PcP instead, and put your head through a wall.

I wish I could be an Agent

I grant your wish, but you are my slave for eternity.

I WISH I COULD HAVE ROBOTIC BODY PARTS LIKE THE SKYWALKER FAMILY

Granted, but they malfunction like Inspector's Gadgets body parts.

I wish my ex and I were together and her boyfriend was with someone else.

Granted but that 'someone else' is you. 

I wish for a Patcher's Headgear. 

Granted, but it has advanced decay

I wish for Thursday to hurry up so I can play Metal gear Solid 4 now! 

Granted, but it has advanced decay

I wish for Thursday to hurry up so I can play Metal gear Solid 4 now!  " width="15" height="15" />

Granted, but it, instead, plays Enter the Matrix.

I wish for Shimada's shirt.

Granted, but the shirt is blood-stained.

I wish I still had my Beta hat.

ZETAX101 wrote:

Granted, but the shirt is blood-stained.

I wish I still had my Beta hat.

Since i'm back, i thought i'd reply to my old thread.

You wish is gratned, Zeta, but your hat is full of bird poop.

I wish i could make new threads.

Granted but when you make a new post you break the forums


I wish it wasnt so darn hot out

Granted, but then the sun burns out.

I wish dogs could talk.

Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Travi wrote:

Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted but than your fired and have to go live with smelly homeless people.

I wish Joe Pesce made Uncle Vinny 2

Granted, but get life in prison for tazing people at Fanfaire and thus you can't watch it.

I wish I had a bodyguard.

privaron0 wrote:

Travi wrote:

Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted but than your fired and have to go live with smelly homeless people.

I wish Joe Pesce made Uncle Vinny 2

Granted, but get life in prison for tazing people at Fanfaire and thus you can't watch it.

I wish I had a bodyguard.

Ballak wrote:

privaron0 wrote:

Travi wrote:

Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted but than your fired and have to go live with smelly homeless people.

I wish Joe Pesce made Uncle Vinny 2

Granted, but get life in prison for tazing people at Fanfaire and thus you can't watch it.

I wish I had a bodyguard.

Granted but than he got banned and everyone laughed becase bodyguards arn't very good when they cant guard themselves from their own stupid desicions and need for attention from developers.

I wish we could have seen the look on the bodyguards face when he realized at the end of the day he was nothing but a punchline to a joke for half the community and people he attacked.