Corrupt A Wish..

217 posts · 2007-09-08 01:46:39 to 2008-10-07 06:29:38

#36300333090 10/04/2007 11:31:16 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Mobyias wrote:
Mave wrote:
kou_urake wrote:
CarAudioGuy wrote:
GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to. 

I wish there were more hours in the day. 


Granted, there are now 40, and you work 35 of them.....straight.

I wish my 35 hour work day didnt start in 30 min


Granted, but it starts in 30 seconds.

 I wish that the patch comes out on schedule and everything in it works as intended.


Granted, but the authentication servers blow up and everyone starts at level 2 again.

I wish Corky And The Juice Pigs were still together.

Granted, but now they suck.

I wish I wasn't bugged =(
Granted, because your character is deleted now.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
#36300333711 10/05/2007 14:01:21 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Mave wrote:
Mobyias wrote:
Mave wrote:
kou_urake wrote:
CarAudioGuy wrote:
GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to. 

I wish there were more hours in the day. 


Granted, there are now 40, and you work 35 of them.....straight.

I wish my 35 hour work day didnt start in 30 min


Granted, but it starts in 30 seconds.

 I wish that the patch comes out on schedule and everything in it works as intended.


Granted, but the authentication servers blow up and everyone starts at level 2 again.

I wish Corky And The Juice Pigs were still together.

Granted, but now they suck.

I wish I wasn't bugged =(
Granted, because your character is deleted now.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted. You killed the other one instead.

I wish I knew where the overall MxO story is going to end.

#36300333749 10/05/2007 16:01:26 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
CarAudioGuy wrote:
Mave wrote:

Granted. You killed the other one instead.

I wish I knew where the overall MxO story is going to end.


Granted, but now the ending sucks.

I wish that I never made this wish.  (lol)

#36300333852 10/05/2007 22:07:21 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Eyes0nly wrote:
CarAudioGuy wrote:
Mave wrote:

Granted. You killed the other one instead.

I wish I knew where the overall MxO story is going to end.


Granted, but now the ending sucks.

I wish that I never made this wish.  (lol)

Granted, but now you kill the thread.

I wish there was a /laydown emote

#36300333880 10/05/2007 22:57:52 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
granted but you can never get up again

i wish i wasnt so tired
#36300335873 10/10/2007 18:38 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted.  But for your wish to be granted the thread had to be started up again.

I wish that last wish wasn't so paradoxical.

#36300340922 10/21/2007 22:17 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted.

(see what I did there?)

I wish I could function perfectly without sleep.

#36300349745 11/08/2007 05:32 Corrupt A Wish..
granted, but it makes your boobs look small

I wish I had a better internet connection to reduce the lag in game.
#36300360668 11/28/2007 16:55:43 Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but now its so hot that it is unsafe to be outdoors.

I wish every Cypherite would suddenly combust.
#36300360740 11/28/2007 19:17:20 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but you do as well and they all got rezzed.

I wish it isn't to laggy right now >_>
#36300361548 11/29/2007 18:55:45 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Goligoth wrote:
Granted but you do as well and they all got rezzed.

I wish it isn't to laggy right now >_>
Granted, the server crashes instead. 

I wish I suddenly found my stolen cellphone. 
#36300361757 11/30/2007 02:57:52 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but somebody already took all your personal info and made a fake ID....

I wish my forum rank had bold black letters...

#36300364364 12/03/2007 16:43:10 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Lezel wrote:

Granted, but somebody already took all your personal info and made a fake ID....

I wish my forum rank had bold black letters...


Granted, it would read Noob

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

#36300364442 12/03/2007 18:33:34 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Scolirk wrote:
Granted, it would read Noob

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

Granted but you have to do yard work. 

I wish this cough would go away. 
#36300364486 12/03/2007 19:27:37 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but now you have perpetual hiccups.

I wish it weren't raining.
#36300364497 12/03/2007 19:57:04 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but the flowers in your garden wilt. 

I wish these hiccups would go away. 
#36300364515 12/03/2007 20:30:19 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
GypsyJuggler wrote:
Granted but the flowers in your garden wilt. 

I wish these hiccups would go away. 

Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish that I had a life sized teddy lion (like a teddy bear but a lion).
#36300364520 12/03/2007 20:39:28 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Mitrios wrote:
Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish that I had a life sized teddy lion (like a teddy bear but a lion).
Granted but it soon falls apart because the artisan didn't understand you meant a giant 'plush' lion. 

I wish these sneezes would stop. 
#36300364525 12/03/2007 20:44:32 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
GypsyJuggler wrote:
Mitrios wrote:
Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish that I had a life sized teddy lion (like a teddy bear but a lion).
Granted but it soon falls apart because the artisan didn't understand you meant a giant 'plush' lion. 

I wish these sneezes would stop. 

*crys and pets perpetual war sword*

Your sneezes stop but your nose will not stop running.

I wish that my lion hadn't fallen apart. SMILEY
#36300364534 12/03/2007 20:56:19 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Mitrios wrote:
*crys and pets perpetual war sword*

Your sneezes stop but your nose will not stop running.

I wish that my lion hadn't fallen apart. SMILEY" />
Granted but it gets fleas from the neighbour's dog. 

I wish my nose would stop running. 
#36300364535 12/03/2007 20:57:17 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
GypsyJuggler wrote:
Mitrios wrote:
*crys and pets perpetual war sword*

Your sneezes stop but your nose will not stop running.

I wish that my lion hadn't fallen apart. SMILEY<img mce_tsrc=" />
Granted but it gets fleas from the neighbour's dog. 

I wish my nose would stop running. 

Your nose has stopped running but now its actually fallen off of your face.

God I wish I wasn't so itchy.
#36300364537 12/03/2007 21:01:11 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but now all itches have turned boils on your skin.


I wish I could sleep more.
#36300364562 12/03/2007 21:44:49 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Snipe_104 wrote:
Granted, but now all itches have turned boils on your skin.


I wish I could sleep more.

Granted but when you sleep you have nothing but the worst nightmares possible.

I wish I didn't have boils.


#36300364563 12/03/2007 21:45:52 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
granted, but they are ridden of you by exploding all simultainiously.

i wish i had an At the Drive-In album...

Edit: forgot to make a wish XD

Edit... again: you beat me by a minute, dang you!
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#36300364668 12/04/2007 02:27:27 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Mobyias wrote:
granted, but they are ridden of you by exploding all simultainiously.

i wish i had an At the Drive-In album...
Granted but it's from a time in the future when music is made by chinese gold farmers. 

I wish I could find my nose. 
#36300364746 12/04/2007 05:59:14 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but it's fallen through a sewer grate, and your arms are JUST BARELY too short to reach it.
I wish I could sleep right now.
- Void
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#36300364768 12/04/2007 07:13:14 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
EndlessVoid wrote:
I wish I could sleep right now.
- Void
No, you can't.

I wish there was world peace.
#36300364883 12/04/2007 10:54:40 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Reeverb wrote:
EndlessVoid wrote:
I wish I could sleep right now.
- Void
No, you can't.

I wish there was world peace.
Sorry, the world has 'sploded.

I wish for a wish.
#36300364924 12/04/2007 12:01:56 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
ID-Cystil wrote:
Reeverb wrote:
EndlessVoid wrote:
I wish I could sleep right now.
- Void
No, you can't.

I wish there was world peace.
Sorry, the world has 'sploded.

I wish for a wish.

Which Granted, You wish you were better looking.

I wish I my friends would stop calling me!
#36300364993 12/04/2007 14:22:39 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Your wish was granted, but you retract your last wish (making me good looking - although i don't really need help with that)

I wish for world peace, now.
#36300364995 12/04/2007 14:23:39 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
ID-Cystil wrote:
Your wish was granted, but you retract your last wish (making me good looking - although i don't really need help with that)

I wish for world peace, now.
granted but it requires you carry a Real ID

I wish I had more time for MxO

#36300364997 12/04/2007 14:30:22 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted. SOE closes MXO servers tomorrow though.

I wish I will be the richest man on earth before tomorrow and live for at least another 60 years well and healthy without ever becoming any poorer than the second richest man in the world.
#36300365053 12/04/2007 16:07:25 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Reeverb wrote:
Granted. SOE closes MXO servers tomorrow though.

I wish I will be the richest man on earth before tomorrow and live for at least another 60 years well and healthy without ever becoming any poorer than the second richest man in the world.
That made me laugh so much Reeverb.

Your wish is granted, but you are blasted into outer space and never return to earth, ever, again, ever.

I wish for a nice night sky to look at.
#36300365123 12/04/2007 18:11:27 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but now your blind and can't see it.

I wish those horrible nightmares would be something happy.
#36300365129 12/04/2007 18:16:14 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but they're all about me.

I wish I could take some things back.

#36300365182 12/04/2007 20:46:35 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but you miss the deadline anyway and are stuck with them. 

I wish I could heal as fast as Wolverine. 
#36300365290 12/05/2007 00:43:30 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
ID-Cystil wrote:
Reeverb wrote:


I wish I will be the richest man on earth before tomorrow and live for at least another 60 years well and healthy without ever becoming any poorer than the second richest man in the world.


Your wish is granted, but you are blasted into outer space and never return to earth, ever, again, ever.



You *CENSORED*. I thought I had the perfect wish! SMILEY
#36300365330 12/05/2007 03:41:10 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Reeverb wrote:
ID-Cystil wrote:
Reeverb wrote:


I wish I will be the richest man on earth before tomorrow and live for at least another 60 years well and healthy without ever becoming any poorer than the second richest man in the world.


Your wish is granted, but you are blasted into outer space and never return to earth, ever, again, ever.



You *CENSORED*. I thought I had the perfect wish! SMILEY" />
Hahahahaaa! SMILEY
#36300366021 12/06/2007 00:07:10 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
GypsyJuggler wrote:
Granted but you miss the deadline anyway and are stuck with them. 

I wish I could heal as fast as Wolverine. 
Granted but you also never age and can't die, and grow to be very depressed and want to kill yourself but can't.


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
#36300366374 12/06/2007 14:01:47 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but it kill and eats you instead.

I wish Mittens would change his avatar :p


#36300366385 12/06/2007 14:22:52 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Goligoth wrote:
Granted but it kill and eats you instead.

I wish Mittens would change his avatar :p


Granted but now it's the same picture and they're both naked.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again.
#36300366405 12/06/2007 14:49:23 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Bunnyfit wrote:
Goligoth wrote:
Granted but it kill and eats you instead.

I wish Mittens would change his avatar :p


Granted but now it's the same picture and they're both naked.

I wish I didn't have to work ever again.

Granted but now you think work is play and play is work.

I wish she didn't think play was work SMILEY

#36300366568 12/06/2007 19:28:32 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Mitrios wrote:
Granted but now you think work is play and play is work.

I wish she didn't think play was work SMILEY" />

Granted but now you're late for your appointment on the merry-go-round. 

I wish I had a 300 style crimson cloak. 
#36300366587 12/06/2007 20:04:24 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
GypsyJuggler wrote:
Mitrios wrote:
Granted but now you think work is play and play is work.

I wish she didn't think play was work SMILEY<img mce_tsrc=" />

Granted but now you're late for your appointment on the merry-go-round. 

I wish I had a 300 style crimson cloak. 

Granted but the cloak is from those times, smells like *CENSORED* and blood, and fits people of the time so its also incredibly short and unable to be worn.

I wish that I had a living pet bunny in good health.
#36300366852 12/07/2007 09:09:36 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but it gets eaten by Misfit

I wish those new winter shirts were for males.
#36300366944 12/07/2007 11:19:57 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but the shirts only fit nicely with a pair of boobs, therefore, you grow big boobs.

I wish I had some good Chinese food
#36300366958 12/07/2007 11:47:07 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
ChloeAnn wrote:
Granted, but the shirts only fit nicely with a pair of boobs, therefore, you grow big boobs.

I wish I had some good Chinese food
Granted, but the chinese food is really bad.

I wish I had amazing boobs like goligoth does.
#36300366970 12/07/2007 12:11:49 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but Goligoth doesn't have any.

I wish Chloe had manboobs.
#36300366972 12/07/2007 12:14:31 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted, but they grow into nice woman boobs!

I wish Goli would farm me soldier parts...
#36300366974 12/07/2007 12:15:14 Re:Corrupt A Wish..
Granted but they all somehow go into his inventory and not yours

I wish Chloe would farm me soldier parts. (On syntax SMILEY)