Corrupt A Wish.. - MXO Forum Archive

#36300328825 09/25/2007 18:04:08 Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but your iphone breaks and you forgot to takeout phone insurance.

I Bloody wish Steam Support would answer my ticket. Seriously.

#36300328913 09/25/2007 21:06:20 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but now SOE owns Steam.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

#36300328922 09/25/2007 21:48:20 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but now you are dead.

I wish I had an xbox 360.

#36300328928 09/25/2007 21:57:47 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Mercio wrote:

Granted, but now you are dead.
I wish I had an xbox 360.

Granted, but it turns into a horrible man eating death machine that could never be stopped and kills you, and only plays games that kill you, aswell.

I wish I had a new Guitar.

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#36300328995 09/26/2007 03:22:51 Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but you never play it.

I wish i had an awesome sandwich..

#36300329024 09/26/2007 04:54:23 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but "Awesome" turns out to be elephant feces.

I wish I didn't have an Art History exam today.

#36300329525 09/26/2007 21:33:06 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but you have a 20 page paper due.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

#36300329531 09/26/2007 21:38:41 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

But no one fell in love with you.

I wish for a time machine.

#36300329545 09/26/2007 22:59:19 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but you accidentally go back in time and kill your Grandfather.

I wish more people used dictionaries.

#36300329558 09/27/2007 00:57:06 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted, but you accidentally go back in time and kill your Grandfather.

I wish more people used dictionaries.

Granted, but instead of reading them, they use them to set fire to your home, burning down all your prized possessions.

I wish I had Superman's powers.

#36300329569 09/27/2007 03:43:26 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Mave wrote:

Granted, but instead of reading them, they use them to set fire to your home, burning down all your prized possessions.

I wish I had Superman's powers.

Granted, but everyone else in the world was issued with Kryptonite.

I wish I will win Saturday's lottery...

#36300329581 09/27/2007 04:16:47 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Croesus wrote:

I wish I will win Saturday's lottery...

Granted. Along with the other 23,000 winners, you can enjoy your divided prize of $371.

I wish Neo was still alive.

#36300329603 09/27/2007 05:15:09 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

Croesus wrote:
I wish I will win Saturday's lottery...

Granted. Along with the other 23,000 winners, you can enjoy your divided prize of $371.
I wish Neo was still alive.

Granted, but he joined the Cypherites.

I wish my computer wasn't a piece of junk.

#36300329793 09/27/2007 13:12:53 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

AFGM1 wrote:

Granted, but he joined the Cypherites.

I wish my computer wasn't a piece of junk.

Granted. Now its a piece of s***.

I wish we had as many players as we did 2 years ago.

#36300329858 09/27/2007 15:50:36 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

I wish we had as many players as we did 2 years ago.

Granted, but they're all illiterate, thirteen-year-old, Korean gold farmers.

#36300329920 09/27/2007 18:22:04 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Chemuel wrote:

CarAudioGuy wrote:
I wish we had as many players as we did 2 years ago.
Granted, but they're all illiterate, thirteen-year-old, Korean gold farmers.

Wheres your wish?
I wish people would read directions.

#36300329946 09/27/2007 20:05:59 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

Chemuel wrote:
CarAudioGuy wrote:
I wish we had as many players as we did 2 years ago.
Granted, but they're all illiterate, thirteen-year-old, Korean gold farmers.
Wheres your wish?
I wish people would read directions.

Granted, but they were only used to look up naughty words.

I wish i was a lobster that could function like a human.

#36300329951 09/27/2007 20:25:46 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Mobyias wrote:

CarAudioGuy wrote:
Chemuel wrote:
CarAudioGuy wrote:
I wish we had as many players as we did 2 years ago.
Granted, but they're all illiterate, thirteen-year-old, Korean gold farmers.
Wheres your wish?
I wish people would read directions.
Granted, but they were only used to look up naughty words.

I wish i was a lobster that could function like a human.

Granted, but then you'd make creating a counter-wish difficult

I wish I could have come up with a better counter-wish

#36300330259 09/28/2007 14:11:00 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted - you wish for a counter. It materializes above you and crushes you.

I wish for the General's black redeye beret to be a reward for the new quest thing.

#36300330304 09/28/2007 16:10:17 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

kou_urake wrote:

Granted - you wish for a counter. It materializes above you and crushes you.
I wish for the General's black redeye beret to be a reward for the new quest thing.

Granted. It comes with a -%98 to all stats.

I wish I MxO was a ranked server.

#36300330381 09/28/2007 20:44:20 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

Granted. It comes with a -%98 to all stats.
I wish I MxO was a ranked server.

Granted, iMxO is ranked but no one has a Mac to play it on.

I wish to be a movie star.

#36300330391 09/28/2007 21:25:43 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

GypsyJuggler wrote:

CarAudioGuy wrote:
Granted. It comes with a -%98 to all stats.
I wish I MxO was a ranked server.
Granted, iMxO is ranked but no one has a Mac to play it on.

I wish to be a movie star.

granted but the only movies hollywood decides to make from now on will be teletubies movies

i wish people didnt start advertising Christmas stuff in the middle of july.

#36300330392 09/28/2007 21:32:31 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

nubious81 wrote:

granted but the only movies hollywood decides to make from now on will be teletubies movies

i wish people didnt start advertising Christmas stuff in the middle of july.

Granted, they start advertising in May now.

I wish the Halloween event would start soon.

#36300330395 09/28/2007 21:39:38 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but it's a remake of Nightfall, and all the fights are now org locked.

I wish I had an Elite Commando Suit.

#36300330419 09/28/2007 23:43:58 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Chemuel wrote:

Granted, but it's a remake of Nightfall, and all the fights are now org locked.

I wish I had an Elite Commando Suit.

Granted but now men will be groping you all the time.

I wish EPN and Cyphs were their own org with their own Controller and missions.

#36300330457 09/29/2007 04:28:31 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

MetaLogic wrote:

Chemuel wrote:
Granted, but it's a remake of Nightfall, and all the fights are now org locked.

I wish I had an Elite Commando Suit.

Granted but now men will be groping you all the time.

I wish EPN and Cyphs were their own org with their own Controller and missions.

Granted, but the Cyphs have a creepy bald guy, and EPN gets The Kid's 16-year-old "depressed, bipolar" girlfriend who's parents "just don't understand" her.

I wish I had gotten some sleep tonight.

#36300330494 09/29/2007 06:45:57 Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, you sleep forever. Never to awaken.

I wish my *CENSORED* ice cream hadn't melted

#36300330548 09/29/2007 08:46:37 Corrupt A Wish..

PascaI wrote:

Granted, you sleep forever. Never to awaken.

I wish my *CENSORED* ice cream hadn't melted

Granted, but it turned it turned into ice as tough as diamond... with no flavor!

i wish i had a hippo for a pet.

#36300330571 09/29/2007 10:01:34 Corrupt A Wish..

Mobyias wrote:

i wish i had a hippo for a pet.

Granted. But all he does is eat marbles with his 3 friends.

I wish I wasnt in a rush all the time.

#36300330599 09/29/2007 11:57:56 Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

Mobyias wrote:

i wish i had a hippo for a pet.

Granted. But all he does is eat marbles with his 3 friends.
I wish I wasnt in a rush all the time.

Granted but now you're late and lazy all the time.

I wish I had an actual life SMILEY

#36300330628 09/29/2007 14:10:01 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted but everyone else now works 24/7

i wish they had more energy drinks that tasted like soda.

#36300330630 09/29/2007 14:18:54 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

nubious81 wrote:

Granted but everyone else now works 24/7

i wish they had more energy drinks that tasted like soda.

Granted, but they now have the same carb levels as Sodas!

I wish MxO had more devs and more fundings.

#36300330674 09/29/2007 16:05:38 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

MetaLogic wrote:

nubious81 wrote:
Granted but everyone else now works 24/7

i wish they had more energy drinks that tasted like soda.

Granted, but they now have the same carb levels as Sodas!

I wish MxO had more devs and more fundings.

Granted, but all the new devs are incompetant.

#36300330699 09/29/2007 16:35:23 Corrupt A Wish..

I wish Kou_Urake got this game...

#36300330812 09/29/2007 21:29:42 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted but the lovely forums that are soe crash and can never be acsses again....

i wish the iphone was on verizon

#36300330838 09/29/2007 22:37:16 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but its on Verizon

I wish The Matrix wasnt burning.

#36300330891 09/30/2007 00:37:29 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

ArkDarker wrote:

Granted, but its on Verizon
I wish The Matrix wasnt burning.

Granted, but now it's a musical.....on ice!

I wish They would re-release The Nightmare Before Christmas into Theatre.

#36300330893 09/30/2007 00:52:28 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

MetaLogic wrote:

ArkDarker wrote:
Granted, but its on Verizon
I wish The Matrix wasnt burning.

Granted, but now it's a musical.....on ice!

I wish They would re-release The Nightmare Before Christmas into Theatre.

Granted, but it burns!

I wish I hadn't spent my time watching banned commercials

#36300331034 09/30/2007 09:02:44 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

ArkDarker wrote:

MetaLogic wrote:
ArkDarker wrote:
Granted, but its on Verizon
I wish The Matrix wasnt burning.

Granted, but now it's a musical.....on ice!

I wish They would re-release The Nightmare Before Christmas into Theatre.

Granted, but it burns!
I wish I hadn't spent my time watching banned commercials

Granted,but now all you watch are infomertials.

i wish i had an eyepatch, so i could pretend i was a pirate at the mall.

#36300331173 09/30/2007 13:58:56 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but a real pirate kills you on accident.

I wish I was a mod/liaison

#36300331247 09/30/2007 17:12:53 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but only few are worthy....

I wish we had tomahawks, axes and machetes.

#36300331262 09/30/2007 17:45:40 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Lezel wrote:

Granted, but only few are worthy....
I wish we had tomahawks, axes and machetes.

Granted.....as you get pwned and slaughtered by all 3.

I wish this forum category counted in POSITIVE numbers.

#36300331357 09/30/2007 22:26:45 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

Lezel wrote:
Granted, but only few are worthy....
I wish we had tomahawks, axes and machetes.

Granted.....as you get pwned and slaughtered by all 3.
I wish this forum category counted in POSITIVE numbers.

granted, but now they are fractions.

i wish my dog didn't get skunked.

#36300331478 10/01/2007 07:15:52 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Mobyias wrote:

granted, but now they are fractions.

i wish my dog didn't get skunked.

Granted. You did instead.

I wish noobs didn't tick me off as much as they do.

#36300331848 10/01/2007 21:15:02 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

Mobyias wrote:
granted, but now they are fractions.

i wish my dog didn't get skunked.

Granted. You did instead.
I wish noobs didn't tick me off as much as they do.

granted. now they Tick you off even more.

I wish I could afford things.

#36300332377 10/03/2007 01:33:53 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Mobyias wrote:

granted. now they Tick you off even more.

I wish I could afford things.

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

#36300332397 10/03/2007 04:30:58 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, there are now 40, and you work 35 of them.....straight.

I wish my 35 hour work day didnt start in 30 min

#36300332602 10/03/2007 14:02:40 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

CarAudioGuy wrote:

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, there are now 40, and you work 35 of them.....straight.
I wish my 35 hour work day didnt start in 30 min

Granted, but it starts in 30 seconds.

I wish that the patch comes out on schedule and everything in it works as intended.

#36300332616 10/03/2007 14:22:30 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

kou_urake wrote:

CarAudioGuy wrote:
GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, there are now 40, and you work 35 of them.....straight.
I wish my 35 hour work day didnt start in 30 min

Granted, but it starts in 30 seconds.
I wish that the patch comes out on schedule and everything in it works as intended.

Granted, but the authentication servers blow up and everyone starts at level 2 again.

I wish Corky And The Juice Pigs were still together.

#36300332814 10/03/2007 20:54:18 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Mave wrote:

kou_urake wrote:
CarAudioGuy wrote:
GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but now they don't make 'em like they used to.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, there are now 40, and you work 35 of them.....straight.
I wish my 35 hour work day didnt start in 30 min

Granted, but it starts in 30 seconds.
I wish that the patch comes out on schedule and everything in it works as intended.

Granted, but the authentication servers blow up and everyone starts at level 2 again.

I wish Corky And The Juice Pigs were still together.

Granted, but now they suck.

I wish I wasn't bugged =(