Corrupt A Wish..

Credit goes to Al_Ka_Pwn from the ZM boards for this nifty little game.

The rules are simple, you wish for something, and the following poster grants your wish, but at an ironic and grisly cost. The person that answers the wish then has to make a new wish to continue the topic.

I.E

Poster #1: "I wish i was Superman"

Poster#2: Granted, but you have to wear a chain made from Kryptonite.

Poster#2: I wish i had a girlfriend.

Poster#3: Granted, but she used to be a man.

You get the idea...So I'll start: I wish i had cold beer in for the Scotland game today.

I wish for world peace.

I wish I had the time and money to visit Ireland right now.

I wish this Thread was in the forums Games Section.

I wish it wasn't in the games section.

I wish Scotland were top of the group after today game

Granted.  Scotland may not be on top for too long.

I wish i had my MCSE 2003 Sec + already.

DeadCert wrote:

I wish Scotland were top of the group after today game

Granted.  Scotland may not be on top for too long.

I wish i had my MCSE 2003 Sec + already.

Granted, but no one knows what it is so people you tell will possibly think of you as strange.

I wish I never had to sleep.

MXOMastatec wrote:

DeadCert wrote:

I wish Scotland were top of the group after today game

Granted.  Scotland may not be on top for too long.

I wish i had my MCSE 2003 Sec + already.

Granted, but no one knows what it is so people you tell will possibly think of you as strange.

I wish I never had to sleep.

exsuscito wrote:

MXOMastatec wrote:

DeadCert wrote:

I wish Scotland were top of the group after today game

Granted.  Scotland may not be on top for too long.

I wish i had my MCSE 2003 Sec + already.

Granted, but no one knows what it is so people you tell will possibly think of you as strange.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, but now you become a psychopath due to lack of sleep.

I wish I had an Assassin's Mask.

NEVER!

(Edit: Just realised that my childlike grammar makes Bill Paxton the 'Game over man'

Mave wrote:

exsuscito wrote:

MXOMastatec wrote:

DeadCert wrote:

I wish Scotland were top of the group after today game

Granted.  Scotland may not be on top for too long.

I wish i had my MCSE 2003 Sec + already.

Granted, but no one knows what it is so people you tell will possibly think of you as strange.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, but now you become a psychopath due to lack of sleep.

I wish I had an Assassin's Mask.

NEVER!

granted, but that would allow people to live longer and cause a saturation of population in the world causing world economy inflation and anarchy

i wish people knew what mcse 2003 sec+ was.

granted, but that would allow people to live longer and cause a saturation of population in the world causing world economy inflation and anarchy

i wish people knew what mcse 2003 sec+ was.

Granted, but you'll still never be 'leet' like AcidBurn.

I wish my two-year version of the above madness was over.

MXOMastatec wrote:

granted, but that would allow people to live longer and cause a saturation of population in the world causing world economy inflation and anarchy

i wish people knew what mcse 2003 sec+ was.

Granted, but you'll still never be 'leet' like AcidBurn.

I wish my two-year version of the above madness was over.

Granted, but after 1 hour of flight you will be shot down by flak cannons.

 I wish I can make Pluto a planet again.

Granted, but after 1 hour of flight you will be shot down by flak cannons.

 I wish I can make Pluto a planet again.

Morphesu wrote:

Granted, but after 1 hour of flight you will be shot down by flak cannons.

 I wish I can make Pluto a planet again.

Granted, but it's home to a species that plans to invade Earth in 10 years.

I wish MxO ran properly on Vista.

Trayen1 wrote:

Morphesu wrote:

Granted, but after 1 hour of flight you will be shot down by flak cannons.

 I wish I can make Pluto a planet again.

Granted, but it's home to a species that plans to invade Earth in 10 years.

I wish MxO ran properly on Vista.

Granted, but you get a new BSOD and your computer never runs again.

I wish boxers were in The Matrix Online.

granted, but then csr-brewko would perma ban your account

i wish you knew not to exploit...

granted, but then csr-brewko would perma ban your account

i wish you knew not to exploit...

MXOMastatec wrote:

granted, but then csr-brewko would perma ban your account

i wish you knew not to exploit...

Granted but he becomes the best player alive " />

I wish I could eradicate Hyper jump!

TH

ThHidden01 wrote:


I wish that weapons like the FM-1500 were implemented for other orgs.

Granted, but they can't be obtained by players.

I wish that Hovercraft Battles become popular.

Trayen1 wrote:

ThHidden01 wrote:


I wish that weapons like the FM-1500 were implemented for other orgs.

Granted, but they can't be obtained by players.

I wish that Hovercraft Battles become popular.

Granted, but it doesn't because the wish granter machine broke.

I wish that I were The Merovingian's personal assassin.

Morphesu wrote:

Granted, but after 1 hour of flight you will be shot down by flak cannons.

 I wish I can make Pluto a planet again.

Granted, but it's home to a species that plans to invade Earth in 10 years.

I wish MxO ran properly on Vista.

I wish that I were The Merovingian's personal assassin.

Granted, but then you have to be the Merv's personal dartboard in between jobs.

I wish I could get out of a stupid bargain I made.

867 wrote:

I wish that I were The Merovingian's personal assassin.

Granted, but then you have to be the Merv's personal dartboard in between jobs.

I wish I could get out of a stupid bargain I made.

Trayen1 wrote:

Morphesu wrote:

Granted, but after 1 hour of flight you will be shot down by flak cannons.

 I wish I can make Pluto a planet again.

Granted, but it's home to a species that plans to invade Earth in 10 years.

I wish MxO ran properly on Vista.

Granted, but they release a new version and it breaks every dream again.

I wish I could have three more wishes.

TH

I wish I could read a whole book by only touch it

Granted, but your hands fall off.

 I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to make wishes.

Granted, but everyone and everything on it is relocated to an identical planet beforehand.

 I wish for disarm animations to make it in to the new wallkick pill stuff.

Granted, but then everyone would be using disarm pills (ZOMG SPOILERS!)

I wish they brought all the old CR1 moves back through pills that way any build could use them....

Granted, but they all have a 5 year reuse time.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, but it's a lemon.

I wish for Shinryu's hovercraft rank entry to win!

Granted, but I have no idea who they are

I wish I had a beer and it's only 9am

Granted, but then you would be Mexican

I wish i was already in England!

Granted, you can smash heads in easier

I wish I had a chrome plated Desert Eagle (in realife) that had my initials engraved on it....

Granted But you are the only one online and your favourite server is offline.

I wish the MxO Boards were not over ruled by a mod and were still fun to post on..

ZB wrote:

Granted But you are the only one online and your favourite server is offline.

I wish the MxO Boards were not over ruled by a mod and were still fun to post on..

Granted, but then all the posts would have to be negative, as if there were no moderators, then of course there would be no one to promote positivity.