Corrupt A Wish.. - MXO Forum Archive

#36300484226 08/01/2008 07:20:03 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Roukan wrote:

eval wrote:
privaron0 wrote:
Ballak wrote:
privaron0 wrote:
Travi wrote:
Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
Granted but than your fired and have to go live with smelly homeless people.

I wish Joe Pesce made Uncle Vinny 2
Granted, but get life in prison for tazing people at Fanfaire and thus you can't watch it.
I wish I had a bodyguard.
Granted but than he got banned and everyone laughed becase bodyguards arn't very good when they cant guard themselves from their own stupid desicions and need for attention from developers.

I wish we could have seen the look on the bodyguards face when he realized at the end of the day he was nothing but a punchline to a joke for half the community and people he attacked.
Granted, but it was not the face you were hoping for.

I wish I had a nice Turkey sammich right about now.
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I wish for Kate Beckinsale.

Granted, but she's already married.

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#36300484307 08/01/2008 13:01:29 Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

eval wrote:

privaron0 wrote:
Granted, but it was not the face you were hoping for.

I wish I had a nice Turkey sammich right about now.

Granted, but that's not mayonase on it.

I wish I could view the world from the stand point of a spectator viewing a movie.

#36300484346 08/01/2008 15:23:31 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but it will be in black and white!

I wish for cheaper gas prices.

#36300484465 08/02/2008 00:14:41 Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Zunion wrote:

Granted, but it will be in black and white!

I wish for cheaper gas prices.

Granted but than all those poor executives from Shell and BP can't afford their second Mercedes.

I wish George Bush got a third term.

#36300484471 08/02/2008 00:44:55 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted But he was caught for voting fraud and sent to jail for 4 years

i wish i wasnt so wide awake

#36300484518 08/02/2008 05:42:52 Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

nubious81 wrote:

Granted But he was caught for voting fraud and sent to jail for 4 years

i wish i wasnt so wide awake

Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish we weren't going back to school.

#36300484674 08/02/2008 17:49:55 Re:Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Proximisio wrote:

nubious81 wrote:
Granted But he was caught for voting fraud and sent to jail for 4 years

i wish i wasnt so wide awake

Granted, but now you're dead.
I wish we weren't going back to school.

Granted but you now have to sell bodily fluids for pennies in the black market just to buy daily bread while you sleep in a cardboard box.

I wish we could get a good President, one that knows what they are doing can actually make a good change.

#36300484748 08/02/2008 23:36:51 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but they end up being the worst in history.

I wish for the Reds to actually win a game -.-

#36300485027 08/03/2008 20:56:29 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but due to steroid testing the win is stricken from history.

I wish for a black suit with a red tie in MxO.

#36300485381 08/05/2008 03:37:44 Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Blackup wrote:

Granted, but due to steroid testing the win is stricken from history.

I wish for a black suit with a red tie in MxO.

Granted, but it's minimum requirement is character level 51 SMILEY

I wish i could be bothered leveling another character.

#36300506798 10/07/2008 04:19:50 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, But he Is a Data Miner with No Attack Abilities.

I wish that My Parents would Get me Station Acess so i can play MxO when my free 30 Days run out AND that The Servers will never crash for 80 years AND i live happily to the age of 106 AND That the wish machine will never break.(HA! BEAT THAT!!!)

#36300506808 10/07/2008 04:40:24 Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

thejedi7 wrote:

Granted, But he Is a Data Miner with No Attack Abilities.
I wish that My Parents would Get me Station Acess so i can play MxO when my free 30 Days run out AND that The Servers will never crash for 80 years AND i live happily to the age of 106 AND That the wish machine will never break.(HA! BEAT THAT!!!)

Your parents will get you station access, however, SOE will dissolve a day later. The servers won't crash, because there's no game to run. You will live happily to the age of 106 blessed with extra long life, however, the world will collapse upon your 106th birthday, despite your fit and healthy state.

I wish for... Hmm.. Lizzy Caplan.

Mmm.

#36300506826 10/07/2008 05:41:30 Re:Re:Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Yasamuu wrote:

I wish for... Hmm.. Lizzy Caplan.

Granted, but she's been dead for at least 15 minutes, horribly mutilated and stinks of rotten cabbage.

I wish for...a Matrix anime TV series.

#36300506828 10/07/2008 05:47:30 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Son of a b!&£%.

Granted but it's just the Animatrix, recycled.

I wish for my place of work to burn down.

#36300506848 10/07/2008 06:29:38 Re:Corrupt A Wish..

Granted, but you are inside while it burns and cannot be rescued or escape from the building.

I wish SOE Hadnt Dissolved following my previous wish