The Collective have an elf on the inside, and leaked to their faction what presents everyone is getting.
Familia Grigori have a half-elf, half-reindeer hybrid exile prototype.
The Trust girls are all in skimpy Santa outfits at my place.
Mave is naked, and asking for people to sit on his lap.
Speaking of Fallen Horizon, they've exploited Santa's List and now have two presents for each person. They've also stacked their presents.
PZ gets coal.
The DoE told Santa to **** off. **** you, Diss.
The Brethern were visited privately by Santa, who provided them with Neo's remains. PS10N also got some phat glow sticks.
Pluribus Neo hacked Santa's files, and learned that his sleigh will be pulled by nine reindeer, led by Rudolph. They have changed their name to Scarlet White Alpha Pluribus Rudolph Omega.
For Christmas, I bring you drama and lulz. Aaaand... GO!
Take this seriously, and you too will get coal. Merry Beefmas!














