The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

21 posts · 2008-12-11 23:47:36 to 2008-12-15 14:27:53

#36300528349 12/11/2008 23:47:36 The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

The end is nigh!

The Cylonv

The Cylon and her creator v

A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

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"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.

"Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future.

But, ahem, is there more than just companionship involved?

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

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#36300528369 12/12/2008 00:41:35 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Judgeing from her face, Aiko either has brain damage, a serious case of lazy eye, or shes stoned.

#36300528409 12/12/2008 01:59:02 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Disguisting.

Replacing a human being that should be right by your side with a robot, because he was apparently unable to find the perfect woman ? People got to have their sanity checked. The technology is quite facinating, but the use is staggeringly wrong and disguisting.

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her,"

Call bs on that too.

#36300528411 12/12/2008 02:01:29 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

$20,000 plastic robot girl or free appendage. 

The choice is yours.

#36300528502 12/12/2008 08:45:22 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

This has "GITS" written all over it. Yet again one more step for AI. Now if the cyber-brain projects would get done then everything would fall into place.

#36300528516 12/12/2008 09:09:55 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

It has begun.

#36300528518 12/12/2008 09:12:50 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Ebola wrote:

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

She's f$#kable, so it WILL happen.

Yes, I said "she."

Edit: Well, I should probably reserve it for now, until they begin to show Independance.

#36300528538 12/12/2008 10:43:49 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Ebola wrote:

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents

I think I have discovered the root of his problem.

If you are reading this my sig didn't work T_T
#36300528540 12/12/2008 11:08:10 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

I must admit the technology and the "original" premise which was to help the elderly is a good cause the fact he's just turned it into a wife and I use the term loosely it's personally quite sickening.

#36300528611 12/12/2008 14:44:10 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Ebola wrote:

The Cylonv

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Guys, guys, did you hear that? Did you hear that!? *Jumps and giggles in glee*

SHE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST!

In all seriousness, though, commence road to culmination of Operation Black Storm, the four horsemen prepare for the day.

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#36300528633 12/12/2008 15:47:57 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

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#36300528641 12/12/2008 16:38:06 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Crazy Asian-Canadians.

Although I wouldn't mind a toast-buttering robot.

You just never know if you're RP wife is a psychologically insane IC axe murderer. :/
#36300528645 12/12/2008 17:04:40 Re:Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Proximisio wrote:

Although I wouldn't mind a toast-buttering robot.

Wouldn't we all, Prox, wouldn't we all?

#36300528766 12/13/2008 04:12:21 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Well, I say what a person does, how he or she leads their life, as long as it's not harming other people, breaking the law or putting other people in that position, let him get on with it.

Bet yes a toast making and buttering robot would be a welcome addition to my kitchen. I wonder if it can handle marmite too?

#36300529072 12/13/2008 23:51:51 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Ebola wrote:

  "Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

Aiko is what happens when loser meets nobody.

#36300529086 12/14/2008 01:56:01 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Female BI66ER?  What??

#36300529090 12/14/2008 02:19:29 Re:Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

Villemar_MxO wrote:

Female BI66ER?  What??

Butterknives can be pretty dangerous.

#36300529298 12/15/2008 00:25:00 Re:Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

DarkRevenantW wrote:

Ebola wrote:

The Cylonv

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Guys, guys, did you hear that? Did you hear that!? *Jumps and giggles in glee*

SHE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST!

I lol'd...

#36300529335 12/15/2008 03:16:51 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

"A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one"

*watches video*

PFFT! If he really wanted to build a perfect woman he wouldn't have given her a voice.

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i keed! i keed!  

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#36300529419 12/15/2008 10:23:22 Re:Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

VAP0R wrote:

"A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one"

*watches video*

PFFT! If he really wanted to build a perfect woman he wouldn't have given her a voice.

>.>

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i keed! i keed!  


I'm cracking up!

#36300529480 12/15/2008 14:27:53 Re:The Cylons were created by Man... a Canadian man it seems.

I just can't get pas how bad the neck is. It's all wrong and needs to be one piece connected to the head rather than the current swivel-ball arangement... *shudders*

This is the sort of robot that would believe it was a real human...

"No! I'm real!"

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