CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!

109 posts · 2008-09-03 04:08:36 to 2009-01-27 18:36:34

#36300512629 10/21/2008 10:47:55 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
I just read on Wikipedia that there was some accident, so the official world ender won't be til Spring. Yay, I can play RA3 and watch my friends waste their lives away on Fable 2 before I die!
#36300512634 10/21/2008 10:59:53 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
For some reason this reminds me of Half Life.  Maybe they'll open a black hole to another dimension and these creatures will slip into our world and.....well, you get the idea.
#36300512646 10/21/2008 11:37:58 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
I'll go along with that, as long as I get to be Dr Breen.
#36300512648 10/21/2008 11:48:51 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
Procurator wrote:
I'll go along with that, as long as I get to be Dr Breen.
For some reason, I don't find this surprising. SMILEY
#36300512662 10/21/2008 12:20:49 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
Procurator wrote:
I'll go along with that, as long as I get to be Dr Breen.
you know, he got all blowed up and stuff, so he ded.


I wanna be alyx  ^_^  *puts on a tutu*  *spins around
#36300512674 10/21/2008 12:50:57 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
Procurator wrote:
I'll go along with that, as long as I get to be Dr Breen.
I hear Dr. Breen is selling used cars these days.
/as
#36300512681 10/21/2008 12:58:39 Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!
imax wrote:
you know, he got all blowed up and stuff, so he ded.
Oh, he's not dead.

Granted, he now looks like a giant tick, but at least he's not dead. >_>

Asna wrote:
I hear Dr. Breen is selling used cars these days.
As the BIP would say: oh god.
#36300538621 01/27/2009 18:03:10 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!

Still worried that the Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole that will destroy the Earth when it's finally switched on this summer?

Um, well, you may have a point.

[LINK TO STORY]

Three physicists have reexamined the math surrounding the creation of microscopic black holes in the Switzerland-based LHC, the world's largest particle collider, and determined that they won't simply evaporate in a millisecond as had previously been predicted.

Rather, Roberto Casadio of the University of Bologna in Italy and Sergio Fabi and Benjamin Harms of the University of Alabama say mini black holes could exist for much longer — perhaps even more than a second, a relative eternity in particle colliders, where most objects decay much faster.

Under such long-lived conditions, it becomes a race between how fast a black hole can decay — and how fast it can gobble up matter to grow bigger and prevent itself from decaying.

Casadio, Fabi and Harms think the black hole would lose out, and pass through the Earth or out of the atmosphere before it got to be a problem.

"We conclude that ... the growth of black holes to catastrophic size does not seem possible. Nonetheless, it remains true that the expected decay times are much longer (and possibly >> 1 second) than is typically predicted by other models," the three state in a brief paper posted at the scientific discussion Web site ArXiv.org.

FoxNews.com can think of a few other things that didn't seem possible once — the theory of continental drift, the fact that rocks fall from the sky, the notion that the Earth revolves around the sun, the idea that scientists could be horribly wrong.

We're also wondering how often the LHC might create individual black holes, since longer-lived ones have a greater chance of merging with each other, and, um, well, see ya.

If the worst comes to pass, and there's now a slightly greater chance that it might, at least it might explain why we've never heard from extraterrestrial civilizations: Maybe they built Large Hadron Colliders of their own.

#36300538633 01/27/2009 18:36:34 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!

GoDGiVeR wrote:

5 Scientific Experiments most likely to end the world. 3 of which could be caused by yours truley, the Haldron Collider, in 8 days time.

Meet the Large Goddamn Hadron *CENSORED* Collider.

The was not only a great read, but I laughed my @$$ off!

"Imagine you meet a magical leprechaun. For a bargain price, he offers to fix up the your house and add an extra room. So you take him home, and he proceeds to eat your house and $h1T out a hundred and forty more leprechans, which promptly murder you."