CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!

109 posts · 2008-09-03 04:08:36 to 2009-01-27 18:36:34

#36300494576 09/03/2008 04:08:36 CERN's LHC: End of the world begins 10 Sep!!!

So CERN's Large Hadron Collider is gonna get turned on on 10th September underground in Switzerland. Some people fear that the experiment will create miniature black holes, in fact two people are so worried that a miniature black hole will expand (disproving Hawkins' theory that a miniature black hole would evaporate in a billionth of a billionth of a second) and swallow the Earth, that they have filed a lawsuit to stop it... in Hawaii. While it's doubtful that that suit will be successful, there are others who are persuing the issue in the European Court of Human Rights.

What do you think, unfounded fear, or doomsday approaching?

#36300494579 09/03/2008 04:21:04 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?

Personally I'm more worried that Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse will get married and produce mutant babies that will enslave humanity with their bizarre sounding voices.
#36300494580 09/03/2008 04:21:15 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?

I think anyone who doesn't listen to a very large number of scientists is a fool.

That is all. I shall try to restrain myself on this issue. SMILEY I went the cosmology route anyway, leaving particle physics in my last year.

#36300494585 09/03/2008 04:58:33 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
My mind harbours a little doubt, but I don't think the earth will be swallowed up.
#36300494589 09/03/2008 05:14:37 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I almost hope it does expand and consume everything, at least in that event, this expletive deleted place can't get any worse.

Gawd sake, forums, just let me say Full Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.  It won't corrupt any young minds, I promise.
#36300494593 09/03/2008 05:36:49 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
GoDGiVeR wrote:
5 Scientific Experiments most likely to end the world.

*Laughs.*

I like their summaries of them. They haven't got a clue, but they put it so nicely. SMILEY

#36300494613 09/03/2008 07:22:13 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I wonder sometimes if we are all Sims running on God's computer. If the LHC swallows up the world, I think that'd be God's version of Cntl-Alt-Del. 
/as
#36300494616 09/03/2008 07:39:09 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
pyro20 wrote:

Personally I'm more worried that Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse will get married and produce mutant babies that will enslave humanity with their bizarre sounding voices.

You made me laugh coffee from my nose SMILEY
#36300494618 09/03/2008 07:43:31 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Procurator wrote:

I think anyone who doesn't listen to a very large number of scientists is a fool.

I do not think humans are the main cause of the current 'global warming' climate. Am I a fool?

But yea, 7 days, they will get to two days before and go "Uh we need to extend the deadline again..." its been delayed like 4 times already aint it?

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#36300494619 09/03/2008 07:54:50 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
LHC doesn't bother me. The Zombie Apocolypse does on the other hand.
#36300494620 09/03/2008 07:56:14 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
odj wrote:
I do not think humans are the main cause of the current 'global warming' climate. Am I a fool?

No. I don't think global warming is entirely our fault either. SMILEY But then, I'm not convinced there are a very large number of scientists saying it is our fault. Or, to be more accurate, there are an equally large number of scientists saying it isn't our fault, so they cancel out.

The issue with CERN is that there are a couple of crackpots up against a load of experts. The global warming debate is two large groups of clever people up against each other.

#36300494622 09/03/2008 08:27:49 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
If it's instantanious I don't care.... If it's drawn out I shall therefore be pissed.

Of course it would be nice if we didn't die at all.
#36300494625 09/03/2008 08:35:23 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Denary wrote:
Of course it would be nice if we didn't die at all.
Out of the three options I would prefer this one. Mind you when applying this option to myself, I'd prefer it to be quite literal.
#36300494644 09/03/2008 10:17:15 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Meh if it happens we will just be blinked out of existence. So it wouldnt matter if it did swallow us up. Its better than getting shot right?
#36300494650 09/03/2008 10:40:25 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
MarsNova wrote:
Meh if it happens we will just be blinked out of existence. So it wouldnt matter if it did swallow us up. Its better than getting shot right?

Ahhh... no more bills, taxes, rent, and I'd finally get a vacation... come on black hole!!
#36300494651 09/03/2008 10:46:09 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I'm probably the only person who will say this, But if it does create a black hole that expands and swallows the earth, I think that would be the coolest way to go out. There was a show about the top 10 ways civiliazation will be wiped out on the History channel a while ago, the black hole one being around #3, and they explained it rather well. First light would begin stretching, then matter would begin to get pulled towards it, would feel kinda cool at first, then we would be instantly particlrized and earth would emplode into the black hole. That just sounds like a fun way to die...
#36300494652 09/03/2008 10:48:56 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Do we get cookies when we get to the other side?
#36300494653 09/03/2008 11:03:40 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Denary wrote:
Do we get cookies when we get to the other side?
The other side of the black hole? sure if you can combine the right particulates.
#36300494654 09/03/2008 11:05:41 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?

Awesome, i've been waiting for this for a few years. Hope all goes well.

And personally, i'd be more worried about HAARP than the collider.


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#36300494667 09/03/2008 12:04:24 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Denary wrote:
Do we get cookies when we get to the other side?
Think of it more like that "server crunch" effect.
/as
#36300494675 09/03/2008 12:33:53 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
MxO_Neopill wrote:

Awesome, i've been waiting for this for a few years. Hope all goes well.

And personally, i'd be more worried about HAARP than the collider.

Just thought I'd tell ya, 404 not found.
#36300494676 09/03/2008 12:36:20 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
If it does spawn a black hole, what can you do, anyway? I'd just be interested in seeing what's on the other side.
#36300494682 09/03/2008 12:58:14 Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
ReProgrammed wrote:
MxO_Neopill wrote:

Awesome, i've been waiting for this for a few years. Hope all goes well.

And personally, i'd be more worried about HAARP than the collider.

Just thought I'd tell ya, 404 not found.
Try now.
#36300494686 09/03/2008 13:06:59 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
This is a topic fairly near and dear to me, as I designed the web site for the LHC through my company in Chicago. The amount of wacko emails we get via the accompanying blog, or in general, has been steadily increasing as the "first beam" date for the LHC draws closer. One guy even claimed he was sent back through time via our government to warn physicists that turning the machine on will cause a tear in the space/time contiuum. 
#36300494689 09/03/2008 13:14:22 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I have only done this once before.


#36300494690 09/03/2008 13:14:43 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
shinpseudo wrote:
One guy even claimed he was sent back through time via our government to warn physicists that turning the machine on will cause a tear in the space/time contiuum. 
Tell him "pics or it didn't happen."
#36300494691 09/03/2008 13:16:03 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
shinpseudo wrote:
This is a topic fairly near and dear to me, as I designed the web site for the LHC through my company in Chicago. The amount of wacko emails we get via the accompanying blog, or in general, has been steadily increasing as the "first beam" date for the LHC draws closer. One guy even claimed he was sent back through time via our government to warn physicists that turning the machine on will cause a tear in the space/time contiuum. 


Nice site.

If they wink us out of existence, I blame you.

#36300494698 09/03/2008 13:49:23 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
shinpseudo wrote:
This is a topic fairly near and dear to me, as I designed the web site for the LHC through my company in Chicago.
Good stuff! Although technically this is the site for the LHC. Yours is for a particular (no pun intended) research group as far as I can tell. SMILEY
#36300494700 09/03/2008 13:52:38 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Rarebit wrote:
I have only done this once before.



BYOW?
#36300494703 09/03/2008 14:01:21 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I don't belive a tiny black hole will be created, and I dont think if one was created it would swallow up the earth. Why do I not belive it?

I'm simply not that lucky
#36300494710 09/03/2008 14:23:49 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I'm just not too sure on what exactly to expect (then again, who is sure?). I definitely agree that some experts probably know more than the general public, but I could be idealistic.
#36300494714 09/03/2008 14:47:42 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Rarebit wrote:
I have only done this once before.


What? time travelled or sucked into a black hole? IS THERE COOKIES!!!
#36300494722 09/03/2008 15:01:46 Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Denary wrote:
Rarebit wrote:
I have only done this once before.

What? time travelled or sucked into a black hole? IS THERE COOKIES!!!

I am here to warn your government...I am from the future...don't activate the Large Hadron Collider....All will be lost...
#36300494727 09/03/2008 15:26:46 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?

I wouldn't mind if the world ended anyway. My checklist is already complete:

Play the greatest game ever: Check

Drink 20 sodas in one night: Check

Play Mercenaries 2: Check

SMILEY

You just never know if you're RP wife is a psychologically insane IC axe murderer. :/
#36300494730 09/03/2008 15:30:37 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I find it funny that he's come to warn us about our impending doom when; if he knows about our impending doom, it would mean.... he would already be dead.
#36300494735 09/03/2008 15:39:56 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Denary wrote:
I find it funny that he's come to warn us about our impending doom when; if he knows about our impending doom, it would mean.... he would already be dead.

Unless aliens with time travel capibility rescued him and sent him back SMILEY
#36300494766 09/03/2008 17:19:41 Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Procurator wrote:
shinpseudo wrote:
This is a topic fairly near and dear to me, as I designed the web site for the LHC through my company in Chicago.
Good stuff! Although technically this is the site for the LHC. Yours is for a particular (no pun intended) research group as far as I can tell. SMILEY
Thanks. The site I had done is considered the central site for information on the LHC project as requested by Fermilab; the link you posted is CERN-specific with a page on the LHC. The uslhc.us site has been there for about a year, and the spin-off design requests in the past month+ preceding the first beam...posters, t-shirts, mini-sites, etc. are carrying the logo/identity from uslhc.us. I really can't wait for them to turn the Collider on. Please turn it on.
#36300494770 09/03/2008 17:41:17 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Bring it on.

If the LHC is successful, we'll most probably learn some really cool stuff, and we'll most likely run it again to learn more really cool stuff.

If the LHC creates a world-ending black hole, we'll soon be dead and thus unable to care.

Can't lose!
#36300494772 09/03/2008 17:56:50 Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
Virrago wrote:
pyro20 wrote:

Personally I'm more worried that Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse will get married and produce mutant babies that will enslave humanity with their bizarre sounding voices.

You made me laugh coffee from my nose SMILEY
Ironically pyro20's fear is far more likely to happen... I predict their offspring would bring about Mave's Zombie Apocalypse.

the only thing the LHC does is let us create these particle impacts in a known location so they can be measured. Collisions like this happen in our atmosphere every day.

Clearly the folks that think the moon landing was faked are behind this lawsuit. More proof of the government putting crack in the water supply.
phiAU - The Kings of Never - noblesse oblige
#36300494782 09/03/2008 18:45:16 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
If you are familiar with the concept of multiple universes the most likely outcome of time travel is that the time traveller ends up in a different universe.

Think of it like this:
- you invent a time travel device
- you travel to yesterday and go and visit yourself
- as you didn't visit yourself yesterday, you end up in a universe where you DID visit yourself yesterday. (this is the commonly agreed upon solution to the grandfather paradox. Travel back in time and kill your grandfather and you would never have been born. So if you weren't born how did you travel back in time and kill your grandfather? The answer: by being born in one universe and killing your crandfather in a near identical universe. Current dimentional theory predicts that there is a universe for every possible eventuality, and even the impossible eventualities. Like ones that could only happen in a universe where physics is different).

Time, like space, is distortable but not changeable. A bit like an orange... you can squash it (change the arrangement of it's particles) but can't change it into a planet, the total energy of the system is different. (simplified for illustrative purposes)
phiAU - The Kings of Never - noblesse oblige
#36300494794 09/03/2008 19:29:42 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
phi wrote:
If you are familiar with the concept of multiple universes the most likely outcome of time travel is that the time traveller ends up in a different universe.

Think of it like this:
- you invent a time travel device
- you travel to yesterday and go and visit yourself
- as you didn't visit yourself yesterday, you end up in a universe where you DID visit yourself yesterday. (this is the commonly agreed upon solution to the grandfather paradox. Travel back in time and kill your grandfather and you would never have been born. So if you weren't born how did you travel back in time and kill your grandfather? The answer: by being born in one universe and killing your crandfather in a near identical universe. Current dimentional theory predicts that there is a universe for every possible eventuality, and even the impossible eventualities. Like ones that could only happen in a universe where physics is different).

Time, like space, is distortable but not changeable. A bit like an orange... you can squash it (change the arrangement of it's particles) but can't change it into a planet, the total energy of the system is different. (simplified for illustrative purposes)
If I remember correctly your talking about the super string theory, or something along that line.
#36300494808 09/03/2008 20:09:00 Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
phi wrote:
If you are familiar with the concept of multiple universes the most likely outcome of time travel is that the time traveller ends up in a different universe.

Think of it like this:
- you invent a time travel device
- you travel to yesterday and go and visit yourself
- as you didn't visit yourself yesterday, you end up in a universe where you DID visit yourself yesterday. (this is the commonly agreed upon solution to the grandfather paradox. Travel back in time and kill your grandfather and you would never have been born. So if you weren't born how did you travel back in time and kill your grandfather? The answer: by being born in one universe and killing your crandfather in a near identical universe. Current dimentional theory predicts that there is a universe for every possible eventuality, and even the impossible eventualities. Like ones that could only happen in a universe where physics is different).

Time, like space, is distortable but not changeable. A bit like an orange... you can squash it (change the arrangement of it's particles) but can't change it into a planet, the total energy of the system is different. (simplified for illustrative purposes)
There is also the theory where it would correct itself if you infact did that and it would not make another timeline.  They talked about it in futurama so it must be true. They have robots aliens AND flying cars.
#36300494821 09/03/2008 20:54:59 Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
ReProgrammed wrote:
phi wrote:
If you are familiar with the concept of multiple universes the most likely outcome of time travel is that the time traveller ends up in a different universe.

Think of it like this:
- you invent a time travel device
- you travel to yesterday and go and visit yourself
- as you didn't visit yourself yesterday, you end up in a universe where you DID visit yourself yesterday. (this is the commonly agreed upon solution to the grandfather paradox. Travel back in time and kill your grandfather and you would never have been born. So if you weren't born how did you travel back in time and kill your grandfather? The answer: by being born in one universe and killing your crandfather in a near identical universe. Current dimentional theory predicts that there is a universe for every possible eventuality, and even the impossible eventualities. Like ones that could only happen in a universe where physics is different).

Time, like space, is distortable but not changeable. A bit like an orange... you can squash it (change the arrangement of it's particles) but can't change it into a planet, the total energy of the system is different. (simplified for illustrative purposes)
If I remember correctly your talking about the super string theory, or something along that line.
Super String theory is based off that 10/11 dimentional structure, yes.

Time travel is folding through the 5th dimention in that model. Paradox-free time travel involves folding through the 6th or higher dimention.

Quick explination of 10 dimentional structure (It's not quite accurate but a very good illustrative explination)...
PART 1: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA
PART 2: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBaYMESb8o
phiAU - The Kings of Never - noblesse oblige
#36300494854 09/04/2008 00:38:21 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
I think it'll cause a rift in time and space and funk up our past. By that I mean we'll all change into either highly evolved beings or primates.
#36300494918 09/04/2008 05:49:11 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 6 days?

Blackhole on earth...whoah... 

That surely won't be good for Mxo's subscriptions

SMILEY 

*Now playing : REM - It's the end of the world as we know it.*

#36300494967 09/04/2008 08:56:19 Re:Re:Re:Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 8 days?
phi wrote:
ReProgrammed wrote:
phi wrote:
If you are familiar with the concept of multiple universes the most likely outcome of time travel is that the time traveller ends up in a different universe.

Think of it like this:
- you invent a time travel device
- you travel to yesterday and go and visit yourself
- as you didn't visit yourself yesterday, you end up in a universe where you DID visit yourself yesterday. (this is the commonly agreed upon solution to the grandfather paradox. Travel back in time and kill your grandfather and you would never have been born. So if you weren't born how did you travel back in time and kill your grandfather? The answer: by being born in one universe and killing your crandfather in a near identical universe. Current dimentional theory predicts that there is a universe for every possible eventuality, and even the impossible eventualities. Like ones that could only happen in a universe where physics is different).

Time, like space, is distortable but not changeable. A bit like an orange... you can squash it (change the arrangement of it's particles) but can't change it into a planet, the total energy of the system is different. (simplified for illustrative purposes)
If I remember correctly your talking about the super string theory, or something along that line.
Super String theory is based off that 10/11 dimentional structure, yes.

Time travel is folding through the 5th dimention in that model. Paradox-free time travel involves folding through the 6th or higher dimention.

Quick explination of 10 dimentional structure (It's not quite accurate but a very good illustrative explination)...
PART 1: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA
PART 2: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBaYMESb8o
Interesting little vidoe you got there, I remember covering most of it in Geometry class but good none the less. Like how they incoperated the book flatlanders. And how they describe the 10th dimension of being a single point. Though a point, and a line, are actually impossible to draw dimension wise, since a point doesn't have length width or hieght it wouldn't be visable, and since a line only contains one of the three it is also not visable. It needs atleast two dimensions to be of true dimensional standards. With out length there can be no width or height, with out width there can be on length or height, but with out height there can still be length and width as long as both are present.
#36300494973 09/04/2008 09:08:14 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 6 days?
Anyone hear about that interstellar highway bypass that was due through here in about . . . 7 days?
#36300495020 09/04/2008 11:15:33 Re:CERN's LHC: End of the world in 6 days?
I did, but I refuse to panic. 
/as