You are all pathetic and weak.
You are all pathetic and weak.
125 posts · 2008-03-18 22:34:37 to 2008-11-18 05:43:07
I'm NightTrace, who the hell are you?
I'm NightTrace, who the hell are you?

Haha, nice.
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"Go back to Camon C"
"ST*U noob"
How could I have forgotten these oldies but goodies?
Haha, nice.
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Also don't forget NT's fave:
"Could you please point to the spot on the sim where NT touched you?"

Hey HEY HEY!!!....i thought we wouldnt talk about that EVER again!!Also don't forget NT's fave:
"Could you please point to the spot on the sim where NT touched you?"
at every live event:
"Hey, it's Merv!! Gimme some orgy cake!! ROFLMAO!!"
"Hey The_Kid! Nice dress, queer!!"
"Hey Agent Pace, speak English!! This is America U nubcakez!!"
"What's going on? Why are you all talking weird? ZOMG LAME RP'ers!!!!!1111!!!!eleven. PVP me, U nubz!!"
Moron1337 repeatedly attacks Major NPC during vital exposition of plot information

"I never make anyone's list."
"Waah. My beta abilities are no longer special. I'm no longer special. Rarebit, please hold me."

"I never make anyone's list."
"Waah. My beta abilities are no longer special. I'm no longer special. Rarebit, please hold me."
Screw you, Fen. 
"I was in X critical missions. That makes me important."
"red is ded lol"
Whenever there is a major holiday/people are busy with finals/during the playoffs of some major sport (I've also heard it said at three o'clock in the morning, or on a Sunday or Monday night): "Where is everybody? This game is dead."
Thought of a couple more:
"Devs, give us :: Insert item::"
After the next patch: " OMG THEY GAVE US :: insert previously begged-for item::! THIS GAME IS WATERED DOWN!!1111"
Also: ":: Insert concept:: makes this less like the movies."
":: Insert second concept:: makes this less like the movies."
":: Insert third concept:: makes this less like the movies."
"If you want the game to be exactly like the dang movies, go play "Path of Neo"!"
"Would you ever sell your mask?"
"Pill popper!"
"OMG HJ NOOOB"
"Listen to my radio.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Look I has assassin's mask, love me."

"I'm lonely, wont somebody hugz me? *cries*"
"In mother russia clock times you!"
"Do you every stay on the ground?! N00b!"
"Wont someone adopt me?! Please! Anyone? Hello??"
"I carez bout my epeenness now bow down!"
"I iz redpill, I iz free! Now Iz die to free everybodyz! hahahahh!"
"Proxies ftw!"
"Pay me 10 million and I wont sick my proxies on joo."
"I just beat like 50 million npcs now I will beat you! *Gets owned* Sploits!*
"Omg stop trying to punt me it tickles!"
"F@!L!!!!1111!!!!!111!!!!!1111!!!! HAHA You fail at winning! hahaha"
"Why'd you kill me?"
lol
I recently got this:
"Why'd you kill my friend?"
"Cuz he killed me. Eye for an eye."
**Get attacked by friends while interlocked with Datamine NPCs**
"So what's that about?"
"Eye for an eye. Mess with the best, die like the rest, son!"
Are you serious? /shakesHead

"You can't RP an Exile/Machine program/Bluepill!"
"Technically, you can if you ./suicide out of the tutorial or hit Skip the Tutorial. Besides, who's character is this anyway, yours or mine?"
Or:
"I don't like :: Insert canon concept that is almost integral to the way the universe runs::, so I'm just going to say :: something counter to said integral canon concept::"
((This is a pretty cool event. Are you lesig?))
((No.))
Screw this. There is never anything going on. This game is dead


((Hey...HEY..you wanna join my faction?))
"No. Most of us are just better off alone"
/e /leanwallloop

Haven't had this one happen to me in a while, but...
Sieges: :: Hardlines into an area::
Random Zionite kiddie hanging around by said hardline: ./target Sieges ./kiss
Of course I select "No".
Zionite kiddie: huh? dont merv girls kis guyz?
Sieges: Not this one.
Zionite kiddie: r u a lezbean (sic, "lesbian"?)
Sieges: No, I have a boyfriend. Now excuse me, I've got a job to run (I was in an IC relationship with Nucl3ar back then) ./hyperjumps away
Another time, it was a girl, with this added bonus:
Zionite girl: Make me into a vampire!
Sieges: Even if I was, I wouldn't turn you. :: Raspy voice (as I went into Morraeon mode):: You wouldn't what's inside of her inside of you, little monkey-girl.
Fixed. He's almost as pantsless as Mave was back in the NPS days."Fen stop hitting on me."
"James put a shirt on"
"Fen put your pants on"
Jameskaimuki wrote:Fixed. He's almost as pantsless as Mave was back in the NPS days."Fen stop hitting on me."
"James put a shirt on"
"Fen put your pants on"

"Where is the Stamos hideout?"
"The elevators only go up!"

"omg brb need yum yums."
"I smell poo flying at me! *hides*"
"LOL"
"PWNCAKES"
"LOL SORRY CAPS"
"SHIZZLE DIZZLE GIZZENGAR"
(Sadly I have never heard this one, but it owns.)
"it owns."
Middle of an intense RP session in Camon Central:
Random kiddie comes along: "OMG RPEZ!!!!!!1111 OMG GET A LIF!!11111111" (sic -- life?)
"I'll say it again: What part of MMORPG do you *NOT* understand?!"
For the lulz?
Middle of an intense RP session in Camon Central:
Random kiddie comes along: "OMG RPEZ!!!!!!1111 OMG GET A LIF!!11111111" (sic -- life?)
"I'll say it again: What part of MMORPG do you *NOT* understand?!"
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