Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys. - MXO Forum Archive

#23700000305 01/30/2006 06:28:22 Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Ok new RP!

Since people think that a Zion/Merv wedding party makes sense with respect to RP, and Machinists Ops attacking the gathering of terrorists and criminals doesn't, maybe we should just make up our own stories.

Lets go wild...

From now on Machines are Elves, but like 7 ft, 250 lbs elves that teach astro physics at UMC. Mervs are now Gnomes who like to sell pirated cheese to bluepills and their good buddies the Donkeys (Zion) are the Army the Gnomes use to secure thier cheese trade.

RP!!!

Message Edited by Freiheit on 01-30-200609:29 AM

#23700000306 01/30/2006 06:44:37 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

I'm scared:smileysad:

#23700000311 01/30/2006 13:54:08 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Note to self:

Never even attempt to confront Freiheit about the classifications of RP. ever.

#23700000312 01/30/2006 14:25:29 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

*starts pwning donkeys in the face with elf-magic*

#23700000313 01/30/2006 14:49:39 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Transmissioner wrote:
Note to self:

Never even attempt to confront Freiheit about the classifications of RP. ever.

LOL!

To the donkey pen with you Sir. Maynard! Tere we have s&m gnomes who haven't been fed in weeks!

#23700000314 01/30/2006 16:23:05 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Freiheit wrote:

Transmissioner wrote:
Note to self:

Never even attempt to confront Freiheit about the classifications of RP. ever.

LOL!
To the donkey pen with you Sir. Maynard! Tere we have s&m gnomes who haven't been fed in weeks!

Here ye here ye in the court of Jenkins!

#23700000315 01/30/2006 16:52:41 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

As Gnomes, Elves and Donkeys enter Court Jenkins for the S&M ritual Black Market Radio can be heard on the background blasting through the speakers (its and hi-tec advanced world btw).

Black Market Radio! Prendelo!
/radio play http://www.tbmmxo.com/bmr.asx

Message Edited by Mastatec on 01-30-200604:53 PM

#23700000316 01/31/2006 08:28:02 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Meh you miss the point entirely, and I certainly didnt see any real complaints about the post wedding entertainment provided by you machines....fact is we Merovs do what we want when we want...it includes choosing when where and what we kill. Not that I'd anticipate a blinkered, inflexible machine op to be able to grasp that concept.... but live with it you must cus we own this place now! SMILEY

#23700000334 02/03/2006 17:37:50 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

I r a unicawn ridin faireh for zion and i kil u!111

#23700000429 02/28/2006 19:58:49 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

they have high speed internet acess at mental hospitals?? hmm intresting.

what kind of cheese by the way..hope its american.

#23700000431 03/01/2006 06:10:50 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

All kinds of delicious cheese! If you want it the gnomes got it, but first you must pass the test. And don't **bleep** of the Donkey Zerg.

#23700000434 03/01/2006 14:54:16 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Freiheit wrote:
All kinds of delicious cheese! If you want it the gnomes got it, but first you must pass the test. And don't **bleep** of the Donkey Zerg.

Getting an naisa to help on that test will justify you to a blorg-time in myspace, the epitomy of hell!

If you are easily offended, don't look at the next sentence.

Naisa is spelled backwards so I'm not in twubble.

#23700000450 03/02/2006 17:24:53 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

*Begins selling Old Cheese to Donkeys*

"HEEEEEEHAWWWWW" says a donkey named Tr*****

"*CENSORED* NOOB I WONT GIVE U ANY MORE OF MEH CHEESE" Says the sexy Kidthatbelieves

"CALL TEH ZERG WE WANT OUR CHEEZ!!!! HEEEEHAWWWWWW" says a Donkey named SICKFACE

"Blasted donkeys, time to get out me bolt rifle"

#23700000489 03/13/2006 11:54:46 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

There will be a Gnome/Donkey meeting tonight at 7pm et at the Mara C hardline. Bring your best cheese.

#23700000490 03/13/2006 12:39:14 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Can I be a vampire?

Or like a dark and evil emo kid?

#23700000491 03/13/2006 12:39:25 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Please?

#23700000492 03/13/2006 17:21:41 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

You can be a Dark Unicorn Krytical, I heard that's quite the popular class. Your special powers is self cutting and depression.

#23700000493 03/14/2006 07:12:02 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

krytical wrote:
Can I be a vampire?

Or like a dark and evil emo kid?

You can be both!

#23700000511 03/15/2006 20:08:00 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

ooc:

Gnomes/midgets are awsome. That's all I have to say.

#23700000512 03/16/2006 06:19:29 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

My Tauren eats Gnomes like buffalo wings.

#23700000582 03/16/2006 15:39:41 Re: Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Freiheit wrote:
My Tauren eats Gnomes like buffalo wings.

My gnome cuts the ankles and steals the luggage of Tauren.