Before I start, you need some background information...
For those of you who don't know who Chuck Norris is... let me give you some background here... Chuck Norris is the most awesome martial arts master you will ever know. Known for his devistating round house kick, Chuck Norris has landed roles as Walker texas ranger, and in several HIGH profile movies... Proving his awesomeness in the field of Martial arts
Now he comes to the matrix... however the matrix has been unable to contain the power of his /roundhouse. Everytime he encounters an evil doer he delivers a /roundhouse as they so properly deserve, causing instant death. To quote Mr. Norris... "One round house, that's it, your out". The /roundhouse is so powerful it rips through the code of the matrix, causing what us Data miners know as "Data nodes" to appear. To quote Chuck again "Every data node you see represents one round house".
Obviously our data mining jobs are owed to Mr. Norris. Upon speaking to him I discovered some youths from a local karate dojo stole his gi... Mr. Norris seemed saddened by this... He explained that he was disiplining the children for their disrespectful ways in the dojo, when after he was done he found it missing... I searched for the gi and found one sitting outside a dojo in international. Inspecting the name tag, I found the name "Chuck" written in black marker... I immediately sent it to Mr. Norris.
He was very greatful to have his gi back, as a show of my appreciation of his /roundhouse I asked for permission to data mine in a gi similair to his. Mr. Norris seemed very pleased with this.
"I look forward to seeing more people data mine in a gi. That, at least shows they have some gratitude for the roundhouse that opens up the holes in which they extract their precious code."
Hence I have made it my duty to request here, that my fellow data miners, out of respect of Mr. Norris and his round house... to mine in a gi from this point on.
For those of you wishing to show the most respect, like I... Mr. Norris wears a "Red/White Traditional Gi".
For those of you who don't know who Chuck Norris is... let me give you some background here... Chuck Norris is the most awesome martial arts master you will ever know. Known for his devistating round house kick, Chuck Norris has landed roles as Walker texas ranger, and in several HIGH profile movies... Proving his awesomeness in the field of Martial arts
Now he comes to the matrix... however the matrix has been unable to contain the power of his /roundhouse. Everytime he encounters an evil doer he delivers a /roundhouse as they so properly deserve, causing instant death. To quote Mr. Norris... "One round house, that's it, your out". The /roundhouse is so powerful it rips through the code of the matrix, causing what us Data miners know as "Data nodes" to appear. To quote Chuck again "Every data node you see represents one round house".
Obviously our data mining jobs are owed to Mr. Norris. Upon speaking to him I discovered some youths from a local karate dojo stole his gi... Mr. Norris seemed saddened by this... He explained that he was disiplining the children for their disrespectful ways in the dojo, when after he was done he found it missing... I searched for the gi and found one sitting outside a dojo in international. Inspecting the name tag, I found the name "Chuck" written in black marker... I immediately sent it to Mr. Norris.
He was very greatful to have his gi back, as a show of my appreciation of his /roundhouse I asked for permission to data mine in a gi similair to his. Mr. Norris seemed very pleased with this.
"I look forward to seeing more people data mine in a gi. That, at least shows they have some gratitude for the roundhouse that opens up the holes in which they extract their precious code."
Hence I have made it my duty to request here, that my fellow data miners, out of respect of Mr. Norris and his round house... to mine in a gi from this point on.
For those of you wishing to show the most respect, like I... Mr. Norris wears a "Red/White Traditional Gi".
Message Edited by LiquidZ on 01-16-200609:25 PM