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Oh boy! Now we can be just like EverQuest! Exuses to the kiddies, but I can't get excited over an idea like this. (And even calling it an "idea" is like calling Gallagher a "comedian:" only technically correct.) My guess for the seventh ma...
Since I can't sign into the game yet, a rare non-story post from Yr most Hmbl & Ob'dt Srvnt. * The Precise Blow job and Hyperspeed animation: Eh. I was always neutral on that, though I kinda liked the effects. Frankly I'd suggest something...
--- EPILOG to PART 1 --- Crikey. Sony's even more of a bluenose than Warner Brothers. Looks like you're going to have to use your imaginations here, kids: it's pretty clear what "son of a bleep" means, and "press 2 to suck my bleep" doesn'...
--- CHAPTER FIVE: Very likely but there's no time --- "Eat something, Bill. You've been on the drip for four days." Nutrient IVs sustain corporeal life but too long without something to digest and your intestines adhere, all the way to the...
--- CHAPTER FOUR: Tuesdays And Fridays --- Green-tinged dawn came, and with it coffee made by Burton, who I had forgotten to turn off. I was already dressed, which saved time. Some roll-on deodorant, don't even have to take the shirt off,...
--- CHAPTER THREE: All Three Died --- The doctor unfortunately didn't know much. I had to snap his neck to keep him from being more trouble in the future. No pangs of guilt. He was a program, not a real person. Besides, I just didn't like...
--- CHAPTER TWO: Whispered To My Captive --- The elevator opened right into her living room. Great for convenience, lousy for security. I hit the L button and listened to the elevator music for a minute, then walked past the glaring concie...
NOIR AS ALL HELL Part One --- CHAPTER ONE: Wrong With Reality --- The rain came down like machine gun fire on the roof. A bucket stood on top of the file cabinet, catching what came through the leak that the landlord swore he'd fix three y...
--- PREFACE --- Noir as All Hell is pretty much straightforward RPG fanfic, my chara ClemSnide in adventures that the designers aren't clever enough writers or talented enough programmers to come up with. If you're reading this board at al...