"Final Surprises" Speculation Thread

Ok, so yea, you think your real cool making fun of neo.... Neo would cry if he seen this thread, I think they are gonna make someone teh 1 and give em dev powers to just run around and pwn. And if said person happends to be me, I accept in advance and would like to say that once elected teh 1 on MxO I will revive teh oracle just so she can give everyone a cookie then shoot her in the head. Then, I will pimp slap everyone still jacked in while they attempt to eat said cookies.

After this, most will say this rp sux and jackout, in advance you people are teh lose. And no I don't wanna hear you complain when I am teh 1 doing a barrel roll over and over into the wall at mara c while no one else can do it and laughing teh whole time. Then just for fun I will meatwadd everyone, and play socker with the npcs that I spawn and controll with my 1 powerness.

No I really think the small secret suprize is more cowbell for all teh sneaky noobs, GG guys, you wont be able to sneak up on no one no more! mauahaahahahahhahahahahah!!!!! lolz

GypsyJuggler wrote:

I know what I'm expecting to see, but I'll tell you about it later. 

Will that be after the event drops so you can pretend you were right all along?

Villemar_MxO wrote:

"I personally believe that our Redpill Citizens are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh... people out there in our Mega City don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in International and, uh, the Westview everywhere like, such as and... I believe that they should, our education over here in the Mega city should help the Mega Ciry, err, uh, should help Downtown and should help the Richland and the constructs countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our---"

Quoted for epic lawligagging. Miss America or whatever that poor girl was ftl

Vampy still wants teh katanases, motorcycleses, and blue latex everything

Oh and decompilable enhanced red-code shadeses for levels 50s

Lots of high expectations, left unfulfilled.

....followed by a swift kick in the arse.

Villemar_MxO wrote:

Croesis wrote:

Skull101 becomes Neo but is trapped in Mobil Av with noone to fight for 60 seconds then along comes a lvl 1 Trainman who pwns him. After recon he reverts back to Skull101.

Actually skip the shirt.  Anyone who types /banish at any time on any server sends Skull101 to the Trainman construct as you describe.  (Macros are allowed)

Sounds good to me.

Zeac wrote:

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Heh.  It's a use for a token.  Is that enough detail?

you thinking seraphic feather?

No, something more formal ;)

Geez some of you need a reality check!

I keed I keed......

You do know it's going to be a permanent cake vendor. Then you'll be heart broken and whinning what a crappy ninja scaf you got. LOL

I really hope the Assassin's mask or even, the Assassin's RSI capture

MediatorusMxO wrote:

I really hope the Assassin's mask or even, the Assassin's RSI capture

ME TOO!!!         *we have halloween mask of Assassin

Ew, who would want to look like an unwashed beggar with a toilet seat on their face?

Pass!

Vampyress wrote:

Ew, who would want to look like an unwashed beggar with a toilet seat on their face?

Pass!

There'll be a female version of the Assassin for you. Instead of a toilet seat it's made out of a giant flower vase or something.

Pylat wrote:

Zen Master Tree.

I support this!!!!!

Bayamos wrote:

Lots of high expectations, left unfulfilled.

Agreed. 

Yasamuu wrote:

It's obviously going to be a box full of 1000 year old vampire lesbian spawns.

Duh.

You trade in the drops and you can dress like them!

Who would want to look like madonna?

P4NICAGGRESSION wrote:

Yasamuu wrote:

It's obviously going to be a box full of 1000 year old vampire lesbian spawns.

Duh.

You trade in the drops and you can dress like them!

Who would want to look like madonna?

Good Game.

Yasamuu wrote:

P4NICAGGRESSION wrote:

Yasamuu wrote:

It's obviously going to be a box full of 1000 year old vampire lesbian spawns.

Duh.

You trade in the drops and you can dress like them!

Who would want to look like madonna?

Good Game.

Oddly enough, Yas is a dead ringer for Guy Ritchie.

(Oh, Snap!)

Seriously, it would be nice to have the Sister Magaret 6th neighborhood contact lowbie/into mission in place that was alluded to at the end of the 6th Chessman intro mission.

One final one for the lowbies!  Plus, <3 Sr. Margaret

An audio code file of Rarebit singing "Never Going to Give You Up".

I think most of us can agree... the assassin mask is in great demand. The amount of players with this in their inventory can be counted on one hand. A chance to get this item with a chance to get other extremely rare objects/abils would be highly appreciated. Maybe even some new gear that would be something really worth remembering; Neo coat, Morpheus coat, etc. with lvl 50 enhancements that would make the Architect cream himself.

adapts wrote:

I think most of us can agree... the assassin mask is in great demand. The amount of players with this in their inventory can be counted on one hand. A chance to get this item with a chance to get other extremely rare objects/abils would be highly appreciated. Maybe even some new gear that would be something really worth remembering; Neo coat, Morpheus coat, etc. with lvl 50 enhancements that would make the Architect cream himself.

I issue is, once the Assassin Mask becomes obtainable to all, it loses all interest it currently gets.

Sure, I wish there were more around, and not just hoarded by a few.  But I certainly don't want to see the potential of everyone getting one.

I'm interested in seeing the patch notes although I doubt that any of the "surprises" will be included in them.

Collectable Rare Code Bit 9.

Croesis wrote:

I'm interested in seeing the patch notes although I doubt that any of the "surprises" will be included in them.

Agree.  I wonder what will be on the patch notes besides Area K/Headgear color trades and RSI Captures?  A mild hope that I stated upthread is for the last intro/Neighborhood contact mission for Sr. Margaret alluded to at the end of the Chessman one.

Oh also I hope the Patcher's Bandana will be available to trade from white to black as well, (might as well throw in the fedora too to complete the set).

<3 boxerz are all well and good, but I want Tighty Whities, maybe with a skidmark.

Also I think we've earned eye patches, a hook for our RSI's right hand, and /mood pirate

YARG!

Just dreaming, but... a two person dance has always been my wish.

GreyMountain wrote:

adapts wrote:

I think most of us can agree... the assassin mask is in great demand. The amount of players with this in their inventory can be counted on one hand. A chance to get this item with a chance to get other extremely rare objects/abils would be highly appreciated. Maybe even some new gear that would be something really worth remembering; Neo coat, Morpheus coat, etc. with lvl 50 enhancements that would make the Architect cream himself.

I issue is, once the Assassin Mask becomes obtainable to all, it loses all interest it currently gets.

Sure, I wish there were more around, and not just hoarded by a few.  But I certainly don't want to see the potential of everyone getting one.

I've been thinking about this too.  I would love to have one as well, maybe even a slightly weaker version than the originals. 

One thing they could do with the new ones is list the players on each server that originally recieved one in its Details.  That'd be an awesome way to recognize those players (even though most are gone).

Bayamos wrote:

Lots of high expectations, left unfulfilled.

Not this... as it has clerly already been done... unless you are referring to recycled content.

Villemar_MxO wrote:

(might as well throw in the fedora too to complete the set)

Industrial Fedora.

Well we'll have to wait til Friday 13th.. it does not bode well..

No more Assassin's Masks.  What's the point of having legendary items if everyone can get them (no matter how watered down or difficult)?

Has anyone brought up the idea of a server merge (...in this thread)?

Sorry for bringing up a blasphemous topic.

GypsyJuggler wrote:

No more Assassin's Masks.  What's the point of having legendary items if everyone can get them (no matter how watered down or difficult)?

I agree. I'd love to have one of the Assassin Masks, but I'd rather not have one instead of everyone being able to have it.

TheShickle wrote:

Has anyone brought up the idea of a server merge (...in this thread)?

Sorry for bringing up a blasphemous topic.

Oh believe you me the (existing) Merge thread will get a big shot in the arm come Monday.

monkeymanx8 wrote:

Villemar_MxO wrote:

(might as well throw in the fedora too to complete the set)

Industrial Fedora.

Well, if the black on black bando gets in (my biggest wish), might as well have some symmetry and throw that in in as well.  (Although I dont know anyone who farmed patcher's fedora, really). 

TheShickle wrote:

Has anyone brought up the idea of a server merge (...in this thread)?

Sorry for bringing up a blasphemous topic.

Not yet, but as stated in multiple threads (like the 15+ page one in dev corner), it most likely won't happen

GypsyJuggler wrote:

No more Assassin's Masks.  What's the point of having legendary items if everyone can get them (no matter how watered down or difficult)?

I agree. I'd love to have one of the Assassin Masks, but I'd rather not have one instead of everyone being able to have it.

^^ most likely won't happen either We'll get Mave's heart boxers way before this happens lol

An audio code file of Rarebit singing "Never Going to Give You Up".

I lol'd. Had to google the song, but still funny

My newest though is the final surprise could be a massive grammar/spelling overhaul/correction of ever mission past and present. That'd be a "for teh lulz" moment, but I could so see it happening :/

Blackjack-18 wrote:

An audio code file of Rarebit singing "Never Going to Give You Up".

I lol'd. Had to google the song, but still funny

Wait.. you had to google it? Jeez man, have you never been Rick-rolled? The song is legendary!

"Moar Assassins Masks!" = Catastrophic Thread Failure

Maybe it is a youtube video of Rarebit singing "Deep Cover?"

Ooh, a memory increase never really crossed my mind - and I like that idea.

I've been doing my best on Syntax to not conform to a typical load and urge others to experiment as well, and said increase of memory would be a great help.

This has turned from a speculation thread into a wish list...

That said, I think the "final little surprises" aren't going to be legendary or epic or amazing.  No revival of old abilities, no new crazy stuff.

I think it's likely we'll get a few new items, and maybe a few more RSI caps than were listed.  I wouldn't count on too much more than that.

Hmm...

An RP tool item: Broiled cheese on toast.

Well, I could say what I wanted or would like to expect but then it would be pointless. Never come true.

With that said...if it's a very few things being added. Then there isn't anything to be worked up over.

I hope Rarebit leaves us something to remember him by.  (As if we could ever forget.)

He did.

One more delayed patch.

Thanks, Rare!  

Phrack wrote:

He did.

One more delayed patch.

Thanks, Rare!  

When was the last NOT delayed patch? I can't remember xD

I got the Assassin Mask from Rarebit yesterday at the party on Syntax. So I wonder what the real suprise will be for everyone in the new update...hmm