19 posts · 2008-12-01 11:04:26 to 2008-12-02 17:17:00
For year's we've been given database related excuses as to why content couldn't be implemented or changed or added - reasons why changes that were seemingly simple weren't so easily accomplished, but after weeks of searching i've discovered the truth, the secret your not supposed to know about.
Why are there so many problems with the mainframe in mxo?
It's simple - mainframe goblins!
So remember that next time something can't happen in game, it's the goblins fault!
~Darminian
Haha! My, how such complicated dilemmas are shadowed in simplicity.
Goblins? That's the traditional role of Gremlins. Is SOE outsourcing?
Yeah, the gremlins got jobs in EQ2 and demanded higher wages.
And all this time I thought it was the danged gnomes. 
Syna wrote:
Garu wrote:
/facepalm
Some poasts magically disappeared :o
Ebola wrote:
Some poasts magically disappeared :o
yes... some did.
Virrago wrote:
Ebola wrote:
Some poasts magically disappeared :o
yes... some did.
Forum Spolits!x!
Whoa. That rope belt made me think of other (dirtier) things.
My mind is soo warped.
GodTier wrote:
Virrago wrote:
Ebola wrote:
Some poasts magically disappeared :o
yes... some did.
Which is hilarious considering this whole entire thread is spam and there's even a (PHALLIC PART OF THE MALE HUMAN ANATOMY) on the goblin. Yet the thread and picture still remain.
S'plain?
Goblin anatomy is green... it's a badly drawn belt.
I found it humorous so I left it.
GodTier wrote:
Virrago wrote:
Ebola wrote:
Some poasts magically disappeared :o
yes... some did.
Which is hilarious considering this whole entire thread is spam and there's even a (PHALLIC PART OF THE MALE HUMAN ANATOMY) on the goblin. Yet the thread and picture still remain.
S'plain?
You all have twisted minds just like me. Virrago must be untainted by such thoughts.
really now... I thoguht it was the hamsters all die of exhuastion and it would take more hamsters then SOE can currently purchase to do something right.
