Community Caption Contest Ends: December/11th/2008

Not everyone was happy about Kalvin Kleins new "BO" fragrence.

The elite commando was held up after the briefing due to the nonconformity of his uniform.

"You've been playing Super Mario Sunshine, haven't you...?"

- Void

"Those who have uber 1337 gear, I salute you."

Clubbing in heavy leather boots and body-hugging suits meant that the gas mask was less of a fashion accessory, and more a counter-odour necessity.

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"It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it!"

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"The poducers of Dr. Who called.  They want their character back."

"Once the op realised he was infact cemented to the ground he succumbed to his fate and signed off to the world"

Alright... which one of you comedians switched my helmet and boots?

...and guess who ruined casual fridays.

Spaceman man spiff ready for launch.

Hello, my name is Mike Rowe and today on Dirty Jobs...

Durex have now taken Contraception to a whole new level in making the wearer unable to have sex entirely.

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush

"Pyro is so OP."

~V