Community Caption Contest Ends: August/28th/2008

Everyone watches in concern, as AccessCode chodifies a bluepill in public

*Mr. Horner with smith voice*

I can't stand this prison, this zoo any longer. Its the smell.

OMG! What did you eat for lunch?!!

After killing a group of peaceful bluepills, the machines find it neccessary and efficient to sit onto the dying or injured.

The annual Machinist leapfrog contest is plagued with controversy as one participant is discovered to have been "tickling" fellow competitors, through a hole in the back of his Direwolf Skin.

/invoke "mobilechair 1.0"

Bonus emote coming to Update 63: /humanbench

I certianly hope those jeans are aborbant.

And after 9 months...the baby is born

Bald guy: Hold on everybody, just stay back and let nature run its course.

Silent, but deadly.

Stand back guys, this won't take long. 

Jack's gonna be pissed when he wakes up,  but that's what happens when you pass out first at the frat party.

Guy With Green Hair and Green Coat: ' ah Excellent, with those two uncouth indivduals causing a scene, nobody has noticed the hand protruding from my buttocks...'

You guys should see what we wrote on his face...."P....."

"For these Siamese Twins joined at the buttocks, going to the bathroom is quite an adventure...."

Sim in the middle:  "Now, while everyone is distracted, to fondle the woman next to me"

"... King me."