Weird Funny Wacky NPC names

This thread I decided to start for all those funny, wacky, weird, ironic, or just plain strange NPC names that randomly come up when you run your missions or activate your archives.  The NPC names are randomely generated from a database of names (right? ... I assume) and some of them come up are really weird or funny.  And some of them might be sort of normal but are out of place on a strange looking NPC.  Some of them are combinations, like 2 NPCs in the same room with with an ironic combo like Jessica & Simpson (just and example) ... heh heh

Display your encounters with strange named NPCs - or list some of the crazy names you have come across. I know I have come across some really weird ones!  And some names may even be hidden, that come up on the very rare occasion if your lucky enough to /randomly encounter them.  Tell a tale or just list names - post some pics if you got them.

To start off - here are my craziest finds so far:

FLAVIO
PONCH
BROOMFONDLE
ROYCE CHAMBERLAIN

Some pics:

Broomfondle! Does he like to fondle his broom? .... gross

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Here is a short story - a tiny tale to tell ... Maybe of a certain MxO developer's long lost cousin? *cough*Ben "Rarebit" Chamberlain*cough*

I rescued Royce.  Be sure not to let Mr. Chamberlain die ... *very evil grin* (omg - TOO FUNNY!!)

Why hello there ... nice cup. -.-

Attack of the archive NPCs. At this point ... it doesn't matter if Mr. Chamberlain Security guy lives or dies.  OH NOs! Busy ... fighting ...

Oh no, Mr. Chamberlain Security guy died! (and his upper 1/2 is stuck in the wall.) Boohoo - so sad!
Okay - who wants some gellato =D ?!

 Be sure not to let Mr. Chamberlain die ... *very evil grin*

Darkhawk wrote:

 Be sure not to let Mr. Chamberlain die ... *very evil grin*

This isn't really a "funny NPC names" thread as it is a "lol Chamberlain NPC dying" thread with a Broomfondle screenshot thrown in as a facade. Seems to be just an obvious jab at the dev you constantly criticize.

Just saying.

Also more of these "WAAACKY NPC NAMES" threads pop up now instead of before they edited out all the funnier names, most of which were created by smashing your fist into the keyboard.

Man, some ppl can't take a joke.

And I wasn't criticizing Rarebit for anything. Jeeze oh pete! Don't get your panties all in such a knot again ppl.  This NPC's name was purely coincidental and I found it really amusing. I actually like it very much and wonder where the origin of the name came from. If it really is related to Ben in some way or is just a silly joke of his he threw in there or not.

And for the record - I said I absolutely love the pants he has put on the Gis (when most ppl bitterly complain about it). And I love the current job he is doing on the Fan Faire jeans.  He has been improving game texture qualities - which is totaly awesome.  I have not said anything bad about Sati's Playground.  All I commented on was an opinion about too much black & white.  And That is an opinion and I do have a right to an opinion as much as the other ppl who made vicious threads yelling about how disappointed they where with the update in general. I look forward to Rarebit's improvements. All I am hoping for is maybe hoping to see some more color other than just black & white stuff, that is all.  Otherwise he does a fantastic job, and I like him very much.
 
So lay off.

Now, anyone have any strange names they would like to share?

Anybody remember Dong?

Poor guy...

More will come to mind, but I remember a factionmate coming to me saying she thought Flood wanted me bumped off, since she got an assassination mission where she was directed to:

"Kill Siege" And I'm Sieges with an S