First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players. Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once. Group Health: Work with 2 other medics to deploy 3 simultaneous uber-charges. Surgical Prep: Have an uber-charge ready before the setup phase ends. Trauma Queen: Deploy 3 uber-charges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time. Double Blind Trial: Deploy an uber-charge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his. Play Doctor: In a team with no medics, be first to switch to medic after a teammate calls "Medic!" and then heal 500 health. Triage: Deploy an uber-charge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive. Preventive Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an uber-charged teammate. Consultation: Assist a fellow medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life. Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill 50 scouts with your syringe gun. Peer Review: Kill 50 medics with your bone saw. Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing 30 enemies where neither of you die. You'll Feel A Little *CENSORED*: Assist in killing 4 enemies with single uber-charge on a scout. Autoclave: Assist in burning 8 enemies with a single uber-charge on a pyro. Blast Assist: Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single uber-charge on a soldier. Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out 4 enemies with a single uber-charge on a heavy. Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying 8 enemy engineer buildings with a single uber-charge on a Demoman. Midwife Crisis: Heal an engineer as he repairs his sentry while it's under enemy fire. Ubi Concordia, IBI Victoria: Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life. Grand Rounds: Heal 200 teammates after they've called for "Medic!" Infernal Medicine: Extinguish 100 burning teammates. Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing 20 nemesis. Placebo Effect: Kill 5 enemies in a single life while having your uber-charge ready, but undeployed. Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in arrow without dying or missing. Intern: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life. Specialist: Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life. Chief of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points. Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing. Medical Prevention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact. Second Opinion: Uber-Charge 2 teammates at once. Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll. FYI I Am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy spies who have been calling for "Medic!" Family Practice: Uber-charge ten of your steam community friends. House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy and uber-charge on him. Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.What happend to the other achievements that took like a day to get? Holy *poop*.