Hello folks, I'm here today to tell you about this new petition to make Uwe Boll, director of such cinematic gems as BloodRayne, BloodRayne 2, Alone in the Dark and In the Name of the King, retire from directing.
Dr. Boll, ever the man to take up a challenge, and a director willing to box out as many geeky reviewers to make himself feel like a big shot director, has agreed that he will retire if, and only if. The petition has 1 million signatures.
Hell, that's reason enough right there.
So if you want this hack forever banished from film making, or if you just want to see if he'll actually go through with it, then add your name to this petition:
"The End is Near, the Time is Now." | W4rbl4de | Reviled Restoration-CYPHERITES
