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139 posts · 2008-03-20 09:59:12 to 2008-06-20 12:15:03

#36300430345 03/24/2008 04:07:31 Re:Ask Virrago
Why on earth did she sell seashells on the seashore when you can pick them up yourself anyway?
#36300430358 03/24/2008 05:13:17 Re:Ask Virrago

A loaf is cut into slices 1.5cm each, heel's are cut into slices 2cm each. How many slices can you take from a whole loaf including heels?

#36300430369 03/24/2008 06:23:04 Re:Ask Virrago
What's your favourite kind of pie?
#36300430370 03/24/2008 06:33:44 Re:Ask Virrago
Cyclaws wrote:
What's your favourite kind of pie?


Poontang?

Question: Do you cut your sandwiches in half across or diagonally?

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#36300430375 03/24/2008 07:09:29 Re:Ask Virrago
Whats it like as a mod on the forum to watch arguments and "heated" debates continue between players constantly... i mean im sure at the end of the day you have a board of names with darts to relieve stress >.<
#36300430427 03/24/2008 09:19:12 Re:Ask Virrago
Aquatium. wrote:

hmm funny questions?
Well how about a question Fallen Horizon potentials get asked.

Kate Bekinsale or Jello?

Put those hands together Aquatium.
#36300430433 03/24/2008 09:44:24 Re:Ask Virrago
Mercidos has the right idea.

The correct answer is "Both".
#36300430435 03/24/2008 09:46:54 Re:Ask Virrago

Ginger or Maryanne?

(it had to be asked) SMILEY

#36300430436 03/24/2008 09:48:15 Re:Ask Virrago
Same answer: Both

SMILEY
#36300430442 03/24/2008 09:59:18 Re:Ask Virrago
Gilligan or the Prof.?
#36300430443 03/24/2008 10:00:54 Ask Virrago
odj wrote:
TonicLove wrote:
how many people can you fit in a mini?
I have a mini so I can answer that question...

Legaly: 5
Illegaly: 8.5

I fit 6 people into my 98 Ford Mustang WITHOUT using the trunk.



Virrago, theoretically, could you kill vampires with Sunny Delight based on the company's claim that their beverage is made by harnessing the power of the sun?
#36300430446 03/24/2008 10:06:48 Ask Virrago
Mave wrote:
odj wrote:
TonicLove wrote:
how many people can you fit in a mini?
I have a mini so I can answer that question...

Legaly: 5
Illegaly: 8.5

 I fit 6 people into my 98 Ford Mustang WITHOUT using the trunk.



Virrago, theoretically, could you kill vampires with Sunny Delight based on the company's claim that their beverage is made by harnessing the power of the sun?
Based on mave's question, wouldn't it also kill Albinos?
#36300430681 03/24/2008 15:02:36 Re:Ask Virrago
The answer, unfortunately, is NOT 42. Chuck Norris only approves of Chuck Norris as the answer to the universe, stuff and everything anyways.

Edit: mhm.. maybe some random Roundhousekicks in between, though. Spices up the answer.

Also which Chuck Norris quotes do you like most Virrago?
#36300430693 03/24/2008 15:20:01 Ask Virrago
Mave wrote:
Virrago, theoretically, could you kill vampires with Sunny Delight based on the company's claim that their beverage is made by harnessing the power of the sun?

Awesome question SMILEY


#36300430695 03/24/2008 15:26:07 Ask Virrago
Virrago wrote:
Mave wrote:
Virrago, theoretically, could you kill vampires with Sunny Delight based on the company's claim that their beverage is made by harnessing the power of the sun?

Awesome question SMILEY" />


Can we have a bit of a clue as to what sort of questions your looking for, i seam to have left my mind probe at home today SMILEY SMILEY
Random ones? SMILEY
#36300430700 03/24/2008 15:42:09 Ask Virrago
Danger_Frog1471 wrote:
Virrago wrote:
Mave wrote:
Virrago, theoretically, could you kill vampires with Sunny Delight based on the company's claim that their beverage is made by harnessing the power of the sun?

Awesome question SMILEY<img src=">


Can we have a bit of a clue as to what sort of questions your looking for, i seam to have left my mind probe at home today SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /> SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />
Random ones? SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

Phrom his original post...  SMILEY

"I could respond to crazy, funny, zany, sort of questions."

#36300430713 03/24/2008 16:05:01 Re:Ask Virrago
maybe in a dear abbey sort of way... still nailing down how i'm going to run with this....
#36300430721 03/24/2008 16:22:38 Re:Ask Virrago
Virrago wrote:
maybe in a dear abbey sort of way...

SAY WHA?!?!
#36300431166 03/25/2008 11:42:54 Re:Ask Virrago
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

#36300431173 03/25/2008 11:49:14 Re:Ask Virrago
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42

#36300431183 03/25/2008 11:56:41 Re:Ask Virrago
Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42


J00 shure???

#36300432689 03/27/2008 19:14:56 Re:Ask Virrago
What's the standard snack order for your office parties? In particular pizza topping.

phiAU - The Kings of Never - noblesse oblige
#36300432695 03/27/2008 19:33:06 Ask Virrago
Mave wrote:
odj wrote:
TonicLove wrote:
how many people can you fit in a mini?
I have a mini so I can answer that question...

Legaly: 5
Illegaly: 8.5

I fit 6 people into my 98 Ford Mustang WITHOUT using the trunk.
A 98 Ford Mustang is slightly larger than a 88 mini mayfair. SMILEY

4 8 15 16 23 42
#36300432700 03/27/2008 19:37:26 Re:Ask Virrago
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

I need to ask her some geography questions....
#36300432740 03/27/2008 21:47:20 Re:Ask Virrago
Steelle wrote:
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

I need to ask her some geography questions....

I think some of these guys might know, they've tangled with her in the past..


#36300432768 03/27/2008 23:03:43 Re:Ask Virrago
Can I be Assistant to the Community manager SMILEY  just a title only "wonders who will get this joke heh. ?
#36300432952 03/28/2008 09:18:34 Re:Ask Virrago

Dear Virrago,

   How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?

#36300432956 03/28/2008 09:20:58 Re:Ask Virrago
nubious81 wrote:
Can I be Assistant to the Community manager SMILEY" />  just a title only "wonders who will get this joke heh. ?

Tis it Gareth Keenen by any chance?
#36300433009 03/28/2008 10:31:04 Re:Ask Virrago
Dear Virrago,
How do I become positive? I've tried everything from excessive binge drinking, to killing Exiles, yet still I am grouchy all the *CENSORED* time!
#36300433018 03/28/2008 10:49:27 Re:Ask Virrago
African or European Swallow?

#36300433020 03/28/2008 10:50:56 Re:Ask Virrago
NightTrace wrote:
Dear Virrago,
How do I become positive? I've tried everything from excessive binge drinking, to killing Exiles, yet still I am grouchy all the *CENSORED* time!

They have pills for that NT >.>
#36300433021 03/28/2008 10:52:20 Re:Ask Virrago

For NT i'd suggest a visectimy.

~Darminian

#36300433024 03/28/2008 10:53:46 Re:Ask Virrago
ReProgrammed wrote:

Dear Virrago,

   How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?


lol! ...that's the best one yet.
#36300433025 03/28/2008 10:56:12 Re:Ask Virrago
Phluff wrote:
ReProgrammed wrote:

Dear Virrago,

   How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?


lol! ...that's the best one yet.
Thank you phluff SMILEY
#36300433037 03/28/2008 11:10:05 Re:Ask Virrago
Jurymen wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42


J00 shure???
Ya he's right.... Google has confirmed it!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answ...nd+everything+=
Nice find indeed Jurymen.
#36300433042 03/28/2008 11:17:39 Re:Ask Virrago
Douglas Adams was asked many times during his career why he chose the number forty two. Many theories were proposed, but he rejected them all. On November 3, 1993, he gave an answer...

" The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.' I typed it out. End of story. "


How anticlimactic.
#36300433052 03/28/2008 11:29:24 Re:Ask Virrago
HostileIntention wrote:
Douglas Adams was asked many times during his career why he chose the number forty two. Many theories were proposed, but he rejected them all. On November 3, 1993, he gave an answer...

" The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.' I typed it out. End of story. "


How anticlimactic.

...party pooper. SMILEY
#36300433058 03/28/2008 11:39:34 Re:Ask Virrago
As it can be proven the smith virus doesnt expand at a tree exponential rate (they travel in packs so not every smith is producing another smith, thus not true) he still expands at a near exponential speed, based upon this high rate of smith-growth coupled with the reduced need for travel within the system due to less bluepills, redpills ability to jump rather than drive, add in ample subways and subtract a defunct bus service (The bus, like the cake, is a lie) can you tell me the average gas price for 1 gallon of regular gas within mega city during the final hours of the initial smith virus?
#36300433179 03/28/2008 15:56:50 Re:Ask Virrago
-Mercidos- wrote:
Aquatium. wrote:

hmm funny questions?
Well how about a question Fallen Horizon potentials get asked.

Kate Bekinsale or Jello?

Put those hands together Aquatium.
Well, the real question we ask IS actually, "Yes or no: Kate Beckinsale in Jello?"

"In/and".. eh something like that. SMILEY
#36300433222 03/28/2008 17:49:06 Re:Ask Virrago
Orexis. wrote:
-Mercidos- wrote:
Aquatium. wrote:

hmm funny questions?
Well how about a question Fallen Horizon potentials get asked.

Kate Bekinsale or Jello?

Put those hands together Aquatium.
Well, the real question we ask IS actually, "Yes or no: Kate Beckinsale/Orexis in Jello?"

"In/and".. eh something like that. SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />
Fixed. CHea!!!

#36300433250 03/28/2008 18:20:45 Re:Ask Virrago
Why Virrago, why?  Why do you persist?
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#36300433294 03/28/2008 19:40:15 Re:Ask Virrago
Don't you think I'd look nice with a pink or Magenta sparkly midriff shirt? Procurator would love it!


#36300433349 03/28/2008 22:35:19 Re:Ask Virrago
Dear Virrago...
So I took the road less traveled... Now, where the hell am I?
SMILEY

#36300433355 03/28/2008 23:03:56 Re:Ask Virrago

Dear Virrago,

Can I have ur stuff?

#36300433357 03/28/2008 23:25:08 Re:Ask Virrago
ArchDuke wrote:
Steelle wrote:
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

I need to ask her some geography questions....

I think some of these guys might know, they've tangled with her in the past..



I remember that show!

Virrago:

If a piece of bread with butter on it always land butter side up, and cats always land on their feet.  Could you really tie them together to create an Anti-Gravity machine?
#36300433358 03/28/2008 23:26:41 Re:Ask Virrago
Jurymen wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42


J00 shure???
Ya he's right.... Google has confirmed it!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answ...nd+everything+=
ROFLMAO!  Oh, I needed that laugh, thanks Jurymen!
#36300433365 03/29/2008 01:04:24 Re:Ask Virrago
Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?


































































cuz he felt crummy
#36300433366 03/29/2008 01:16:04 Re:Ask Virrago
WHY did the chicken cross the road??????
#36300433372 03/29/2008 02:12:52 Re:Ask Virrago
If a rooster layed an egg on top of the pyramid, Which side will it land on?