DarthLezel was destroying some opposistion when a random somebody just started asking her questions....here's how a peice of it went.
Diced whispers: Well I guess I'm a little confused about who you are.
DarthLezel: Call me Lezel.
Diced:Okay, Lezel.
Diced: I'd assure you I'm not a stalker, but that's probably what they all say.
DarthLezel: Whats your questions?
Diced: You work for the Merv?
DarthLezel: Yes.
Diced: How's that working out for you?
DarthLezel: Well, this half does. It's awesome working for the Merovingian. I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Diced: That's what they all say...
Diced: The Mervs...
DarthLezel: Yep.
DarthLezel: It's more fun this way.
Diced: So why are you pursuing that career path?
DarthLezel: Cause' it's well suited..for someone of my nature.
Diced: What's your nature?
DaerthLezel: *Laughs* To be like a sith. Evil is good.
Diced: So what does it mean to be evil in a place like this?
DarthLezel: To not give a *CENSORED* about a single soul except for yourself, your faction and boss. If you decide you want a boss.
Diced: You might just be the most interesting person I've met.
DarthLezel: Well, thank you.
Diced: Well this Vanil guy is sure giving you a run for your money.
DarthLezel: I really don't get along with him. I kill people. He writes stories about killing people. He's too good to get blood on his hands. Or at least I have yet to see him in combat.
Diced: Do you say you are the best at killing people around here?
DarthLezel: Not the best, but not the worst. I work on it alot. If the Frenchman say's a machine must die I'll ask "Where is he now" or anyone for that matter. Agent Gray will use you like a pawn. He conceals evidence from his own operatives.
Diced: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the whole "agent" thing.
DarthLezel: Zion follows Neo...not like it's a bad thing..but he is overrated...
Diced: Amen. You're preachin' to the choir, sister!
DarthLezel: I like where I am here. Now, my other half may think...differently, but i'm a Gemini in the real.
Diced: Half and half?
DarthLezel: Good and evil.
Diced: Like the creamer?
DarthLezel: *Laughs* yes...so I totally know the balance. Which is why I'm here and in this faction.
Diced: What faction's that?
DarthLezel: Balance.
Diced: What do you guys...balance?
DarthLezel: The Matrix when is comes to battle, and the Merovingian as an organization.
Diced: You wouldn't slash me would ya?
DarthLezel: It's not like I go around killing people because I need to ...it's because I want to. If you are my opposistion I will try my hardest to kill you.
Diced: Well, I'll do my best to stay friends then...
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