Flood: The intruder is an uncultured boor with the manners of a socially deficient macaque... Nevertheless, someone with that kind of power has many uses, particularly if they're on the stupid side of the evolutionary chart.
All we need is some way to compel him to do what we want, but for that, we need information. I'm absolutely certain that the Machines know quite a few things about the fellow that they haven't bothered sharing with their loyal operatives; but where the Machines are too gutless to use their knowledge against the man, we have no such reservations. All we need to do is steal whatever they've got on him--or should I say, all you need to do...
Operator: Okay, you're supposed to access a terminal in there and swipe whatever you can find on the intruder.
I'm reading a few security guards... Looks pretty much like a cake-walk.
[Enemies: Bluepill security forces]
Watchman: What th-?!
Watchman: Hey!
Bluepill: Um...
Bluepill: Omigosh!
Computer: Searching....
Result(s): 1
Printing....
//
Intruder [Engagement Protocol]
Engage: N
Observe: N
Avoid: Y
Report: Y
//
> _
Operator: That's it? Not sure if that's gonna be much help.
[Mission Update]
Flood: What? Nothing but a four-line engagement protocol? Bah!
You'll simply have to look harder, [operative], and that means I'll be sending you somewhere a little more dangerous....to provide you with sufficient motivation.
Operator: Security's tighter there, but on the plus side, it should also mean you can access more sensitive information....assuming all the Machine programs don't get you first.
[Enemies: Megacity Military/Machine Programs]
Machine Captain: Halt!
Machine Captain: Halt!
Agent [To earpiece]: Deadly force. Copy.
Computer: Searching....
Result(s): 1
Printing....
//
Intruder [Engagement Protocol]
Engage: N
Observe: N
Avoid: Y
Report: Y
//
> _
Operator: Uh....oh.
Flood is not gonna be happy.
[Mission Update]
Flood: Hmph! Obviously, they're making a fool out of you....not that that takes much doing.
Very well, we'll go at this from a different direction. Informants tell me that the Network was spotted having a casual chat with the Architect recently. That man controls media feeds across the city, and his meeting with the Crotchety One just after the intruder's Agent-slaughtering debut can hardly be coincidence. He must have compromising footage, or information, or something of that nature. Go get it.
Operator: You can expect to run into the Network's corporate security guards in there if you aren't careful.
[Enemies: Corporate Security]
Corporate Security Aegis: Drop it!
Corporate Security Aegis: Holy--!
Bluepill: Hey! I'm listening to my headphones!
Talk about rude..
Operator: The terminal in that room is locked down. You could try hacking it, or maybe look around for an access code of some kind.
Bluepill: Wh-what? I can't do that!
[Optional: Kill the bluepill for the access code]
Operator: Brutal.
Guess you might as well search the body. You did bring the gloves, right?
Computer: Searching....
Result(s): 145
Printing 1-5....
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
Continue? (Y/N) _
Operator: *CENSORED*!
Okay, this is officially not going well. It's like the Machines don't even let themselves know anything about the guy.
[Mission Update]
Flood: Are you trying to make this difficult, [operative], or are you just naturally inept? No, don't bother answering that....
Wait! I've got it! Agent Pace has always been their weak link, hasn't she? All you have to do is stroll in, act like a Machine-curious operative, swear up and down that you've realized you need to join the Machines to help stop the intruder, and ask her to point you in the right direction!
Don't argue, operative; it's brilliant. Now, march!
Operator: Eh... Okay. Pace is their head liaison officer, which means that she's pretty accesible...as long as you're willing to put yourself at the mercy of a big gang of extremely protective Agents.
Have fun!
[Friendlies: Agents]
[Heroes: Agent Pace]
Agent West: ...
Agent Wong: ...
Agent Brown: ...
Operator: That's...a lot of Agents. They look friendly, right?
Agent North: ...
Agent Norris: ...
Agent Lee: ...
Agent Jones: ...
Agent Stewart: ...
Operator: What are you, collecting scowls?
Agent Pace: Ciao, Mr.... [last name], isn't it?
We are very glad to hear that you are interested in working for the System, [first name]. However, I am afraid that at this time we have no openings for someone with your skill set.
Oh, and Mr. [last name]? Next time, just save yourself the trouble of all that breaking into our computers, and come directly to me, yes? Goodbye.
Operator: $%#&@!
This was pretty much Flood's dumbest idea ever.
Agent Pace: You can see yourself out, I think?
[Mission End]
Flood: Only insecure cretins blame others for their own failures, operative.
You'll just have to suck it up if you expect to get ahead in this business with the intruder.
[Mission Accomplished]
-----------------
((Edit: Agents don't smile. <_<))
All we need is some way to compel him to do what we want, but for that, we need information. I'm absolutely certain that the Machines know quite a few things about the fellow that they haven't bothered sharing with their loyal operatives; but where the Machines are too gutless to use their knowledge against the man, we have no such reservations. All we need to do is steal whatever they've got on him--or should I say, all you need to do...
Operator: Okay, you're supposed to access a terminal in there and swipe whatever you can find on the intruder.
I'm reading a few security guards... Looks pretty much like a cake-walk.
[Enemies: Bluepill security forces]
Watchman: What th-?!
Watchman: Hey!
Bluepill: Um...
Bluepill: Omigosh!
Computer: Searching....
Result(s): 1
Printing....
//
Intruder [Engagement Protocol]
Engage: N
Observe: N
Avoid: Y
Report: Y
//
> _
Operator: That's it? Not sure if that's gonna be much help.
[Mission Update]
Flood: What? Nothing but a four-line engagement protocol? Bah!
You'll simply have to look harder, [operative], and that means I'll be sending you somewhere a little more dangerous....to provide you with sufficient motivation.
Operator: Security's tighter there, but on the plus side, it should also mean you can access more sensitive information....assuming all the Machine programs don't get you first.
[Enemies: Megacity Military/Machine Programs]
Machine Captain: Halt!
Machine Captain: Halt!
Agent [To earpiece]: Deadly force. Copy.
Computer: Searching....
Result(s): 1
Printing....
//
Intruder [Engagement Protocol]
Engage: N
Observe: N
Avoid: Y
Report: Y
//
> _
Operator: Uh....oh.
Flood is not gonna be happy.
[Mission Update]
Flood: Hmph! Obviously, they're making a fool out of you....not that that takes much doing.
Very well, we'll go at this from a different direction. Informants tell me that the Network was spotted having a casual chat with the Architect recently. That man controls media feeds across the city, and his meeting with the Crotchety One just after the intruder's Agent-slaughtering debut can hardly be coincidence. He must have compromising footage, or information, or something of that nature. Go get it.
Operator: You can expect to run into the Network's corporate security guards in there if you aren't careful.
[Enemies: Corporate Security]
Corporate Security Aegis: Drop it!
Corporate Security Aegis: Holy--!
Bluepill: Hey! I'm listening to my headphones!
Talk about rude..
Operator: The terminal in that room is locked down. You could try hacking it, or maybe look around for an access code of some kind.
Bluepill: Wh-what? I can't do that!
[Optional: Kill the bluepill for the access code]
Operator: Brutal.
Guess you might as well search the body. You did bring the gloves, right?
Computer: Searching....
Result(s): 145
Printing 1-5....
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
CENSORED
//
Continue? (Y/N) _
Operator: *CENSORED*!
Okay, this is officially not going well. It's like the Machines don't even let themselves know anything about the guy.
[Mission Update]
Flood: Are you trying to make this difficult, [operative], or are you just naturally inept? No, don't bother answering that....
Wait! I've got it! Agent Pace has always been their weak link, hasn't she? All you have to do is stroll in, act like a Machine-curious operative, swear up and down that you've realized you need to join the Machines to help stop the intruder, and ask her to point you in the right direction!
Don't argue, operative; it's brilliant. Now, march!
Operator: Eh... Okay. Pace is their head liaison officer, which means that she's pretty accesible...as long as you're willing to put yourself at the mercy of a big gang of extremely protective Agents.
Have fun!
[Friendlies: Agents]
[Heroes: Agent Pace]
Agent West: ...
Agent Wong: ...
Agent Brown: ...
Operator: That's...a lot of Agents. They look friendly, right?
Agent North: ...
Agent Norris: ...
Agent Lee: ...
Agent Jones: ...
Agent Stewart: ...
Operator: What are you, collecting scowls?
Agent Pace: Ciao, Mr.... [last name], isn't it?
We are very glad to hear that you are interested in working for the System, [first name]. However, I am afraid that at this time we have no openings for someone with your skill set.
Oh, and Mr. [last name]? Next time, just save yourself the trouble of all that breaking into our computers, and come directly to me, yes? Goodbye.
Operator: $%#&@!
This was pretty much Flood's dumbest idea ever.
Agent Pace: You can see yourself out, I think?
[Mission End]
Flood: Only insecure cretins blame others for their own failures, operative.
You'll just have to suck it up if you expect to get ahead in this business with the intruder.
[Mission Accomplished]
-----------------
((Edit: Agents don't smile. <_<))















Maybe an expat?

Now to teach you the secret handshake...