Posted by WGAnubis on devilsadvocates.net
Because some individuals on DN1 just cant keep their darn fingers under their butt's for 24 hours the project is complete.
As promised what the game really is. Please click this link: http://www.destructoid.com/wp-conte...6/07/mario1.jpg
For those of you who clicked on E, congratulations you either knew what I was talking about or took the time to find out what I was depicting. For those of you who actually clicked M and AO, assuming you weren't being an idiot I seriously recommend you look up the meaning of gullible.
The game I depicted is Super Mario bro's from the classic Nintendo system. Ill break down each line that mislead you in terms of the content of the video game.
"Join a rebel faction of a foreign kingdom to rescue their leader, a wealthy and beautiful woman."
The so called rebel faction are the patrons of the mushroom kingdom, the wealthy and beautiful woman, the princess.
"Gain powerful abilities by eating red and green mushrooms and local "flowers". "
This line describes the mushroom to grow in size, the extra life mushroom, and the fireball flower.
"Slaughter and stomp on your enemies without mercy as you single handedly engage in combat in a race to beat the clock as well as pillage town after town."
Anyone who played the classic knows that there is a time limit for each level. Pillaging town after town would simply be collecting the big *CENSORED* coins.
"Destroy the local wildlife for kicks and then use their bodies to add insult to injury by using them as weapons!"
The shelled vultures. An enemy that once stomped on could be used as a projectile.
" Circumvent entire squadrons of enemies by using the kingdoms sewer system to your advantage. "
The famous warp tube system.
"Brutally kill appointed leaders with an axe and by throwing them into a pit of lava with little to no remorse! "
To kill bowser look ah likes you had to hit the axe to make the bridge retract and cause the fire breathing monster to fall into the pit of lava.
"Play with a friend for added enjoyment! Only you can bring the kingdom into a new world order!"
Mario's brother and when you finally beat the game!
Now to my point. What I did is done everyday by people coughjackthompsoncough trying to influence people into siding with their points of views by casting something in a negative light. Its up to you to weed threw the BS and figure out what they are describing, never take what someone is pitching at face value.
For those of you who are interested in the results a majority of you thought the game deserved a rating over T 13, the little red plumber would be offended.
