Present Give Away (Who's on your Xmas list?)

If you could get anyone on the server a gift what would it be? List as many as you like, repost is okay with me.

Mitrios - An electric chair (for his guests)
Misfit1 - A shorter skirt
Spartan - A girlfriend so he can leave me alone
Nighttrace - An army of clones
anime - A better laptop
Olbaid - Photoshop 9000, so he can do everything
Kaaleb - Bananas...
Fenshire - First class ticket to Hawaii to visit me
Lezel - A Flirt attack that does 6000 damage
Wehirio - A warm coat
Digita1Spirit - the perfect hair cut
Sieges - Funerful board games
Roukan - Fruitcake
Phrack - What else? hair...
Emerald - A cooking show

yay!

Jameskaimuki

yay... my croisants can take off with this show

cant wait to get it... *stalks the mailman*

Ooo i forgot some

RstNPce - All his stuff back
Stanislava - A Ultra Data Scrambler
EndlessVoid - Niceness for the Holidays...even Kwansa

Dear Diary,

Today is a funny old to which I find myself ever wonder what I should buy some of the Matrix Online players for Christmas. I have thought and thought, and FINALLY I have decided upon the following:-

Wehirio - Day at a *CENSORED* Men's pride event.
Blane - A tampon
Sparty - Biggest Joint
GQ - Nunchakus
Havocide - Sausages
Vanil - A Razor
Roukan - A Large Taco
Dezreki - A shaving kit (He will be needing it soon!)
Deathwarrant - A Guide to smack talk
FAQ - A lazyboy chair thing
Sattakan - A stress ball, and a diary for his quotes
Nihlis - A polished parachute for those tight situations
Cookie - A cookie made in Milly's Cookies UK
AFH and Travo - A free bath with Blane
AccessCode - A new dog called Rover
Skull - A trip to my house for tea and crumpets
MediumChild - Sex
ChloeAnn - Threesome
Sigh - Perhaps a cudly cat thing
Imax - A cage
Mitrios - A bottle of champaign and a night out with me and Weh
Iappetus - A *CENSORED*
Casul - A special gun for when he's lonely
Jard - A willy weight and warmer
SOE - A kick up the backside
Dragoons - Gang Bang

In all good humour Diary, I hope they like their gifts.

I love you diary no one else understands me like you.

TH

How is G A Y filtered? Isn't that discriminate? Isn't that breaking the rules? Homophobic mother *hamsters*.

TH

Dear Diary,

Diary: A bullet.

"Mmm, what you say?..."

Goli - Bamboo sticks

*CENSORED*,

Hidden - A ticket to Denmark
Riderxx - My body
Jardiniere - A wow account
Goligoth - A shave and a haircut
FAQ and Deathwarrant - A carrot to put in their mouths
James - A lovely kiss on the cheek
Wanat - A bigger sledgehammer
blane - a beer and a one night stand
Blazin - New pair o shoes
illdave - A bigger condom
ratbert - (ratbert doesnt get anything his ben a bad boy)
GhostPimp - my account

ChloeAnn wrote:

Goli - Bamboo sticks

...What?

GQubed: Hair Dye

I felt bad so I am adding our story characters cuz they deserve it

Twins - Tanning Cream
Merv - A American Green Card
Ghost - Nair (for head)
Tyndall - A teddy bear
Sati - Easy bake oven
General - Baggy Clothing
Effectuator - Fen's other ticket to Hawaii
Agent Pace - Non-system legal clothing
Agent Gray - A day off
Oracle - A crystal ball
Niobe - Anti agent spray
Flood - Non-imunable Fly Virus
The Kid - A better handle then "The kid"
Malphas - Year's supply of blood
Persephone - See through dress
Veil - Silver Cowboy hat
Shimada - A boyfriend
Ookami - Nail-clippers

JamesKaimuki-A cardboard cutout of moi

*Looks under his tree, sees nothing*

/emo

Recursion Server: A punt to all the dirty mervs and some of the toasters, and to the zionists a red flag so they stop being blue smurfs that stand around all day.

ThHidden01 wrote:

Goligoth wrote:

GQubed wrote:

Goligoth wrote:

ChloeAnn wrote:

Goli - Bamboo sticks

...What?

GQubed: Hair Dye

... What?



Goligoth - smaller, less fat backside.

... What?

Ya'rly

TH

You stay out of this!

Pentangle: Ohhhh...she'll find out soon enough O_O

Veil is a lesbian?

Atlasts: Female Assassin Mask

Blazinwolf: Dire Lupine RSI Mask

Checksum: Stressball and vacation

Chemuel: Perv Repel Field of 10 meters

ChloeAnn: 300 Million XP Token

Craint: An Assassin Mask for me to wear.

Cypherites/EPN: Your own true org with missions/events/content.

Deathwarrant: Something to cash in those CQs for.

Dracomet: Clones; lots of clones.

Ebola: BETA version of Disrupt Connection skill

EndlessVoid: Ability to blend into shadows and devour souls.

HostileIntention: Dual FM-1500s

Ic3berg: Assassin trenchcoat

Illyria: Level 255 System Agent Personal Simulacrum

Imax: Metal Endoskeleton

Lezel: More web-cams and better lighting. <3

Machines: More of you

Mathalos: An Unlimit Vial.

Mave: Cowboy boots to wear with his boxers.

Merovingians: More Lezbian Vampire RP

Mittens: Perpetual Dual Warswords

NightTrace: A Liaison Officer that never logs off.

Phrack: Live Event MxO Tools (Admin edition)

Rarebit: Live Events Team

Recursion: Max Level increased now 55, More Districts/Construct/Abilities

Roukan: Perpetual Merovingian Cake

Sattakan: A Horde of Lady in Red Simulacra

SOE: Marketing and development budget for MxO 2008

TheHidden01: Life-sized Iappettus cut-out : D

Tsurai: CYPH tag

Vanil: Red version of N30 Agent Aura and fangs

Virrago: A pay raise!!

Voltio: A level 50 Mech on Recursion.

Yasamuu: Elite Commando Super Sniper Rifle

Zion: Less of you

And to everyone not mentioned, you get free hugs!