It's dark in here

15 posts · 2007-11-07 00:30:15 to 2007-11-09 10:41:52

#36300348995 11/07/2007 00:30:15 It's dark in here
A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That 's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove. The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy: "$1,000." The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession".

In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that *poop* again; you're in my closet now."
#36300349052 11/07/2007 03:09:22 Re:It's dark in here
Heheh. Made me laugh. SMILEY
#36300349084 11/07/2007 04:50:28 Re:It's dark in here
hahahaha....

>_>


Its too early for this *poop*.
#36300349088 11/07/2007 04:55:01 Re:It's dark in here
I /giggle'd
#36300349129 11/07/2007 06:54:37 Re:It's dark in here
I lol'd
#36300349134 11/07/2007 07:24:22 Re:It's dark in here
Lmao
#36300349145 11/07/2007 08:18:07 Re:It's dark in here
=D

GF, nice 1 v 1, all me son!
#36300349181 11/07/2007 09:37:55 Re:It's dark in here
HA!    catholics
#36300349885 11/08/2007 09:50:52 Re:It's dark in here
Kybutra wrote:
I lol'd

^^ What they saidSMILEY

#36300350005 11/08/2007 13:55:11 Re:It's dark in here
imax wrote:
HA!    catholics
HA! Atheists?
#36300350069 11/08/2007 16:15:24 Re:It's dark in here
Kybutra wrote:
I lol'd
QFE
#36300350104 11/08/2007 18:05:40 Re:It's dark in here
SMILEYSMILEY
#36300350171 11/08/2007 19:30:47 Re:It's dark in here
I needed that laugh.
Soldiers: Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel; who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate; only the unloved hate, the unloved and the unnatural.

Soldiers: Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
#36300350197 11/08/2007 20:13:58 Re:It's dark in here
that's a good one.
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#36300350489 11/09/2007 10:41:52 Re:It's dark in here
lol mmmm money...