You know, as I ponder the greater and deeper meaning of things--I do this a lot--I ask myself "What if I'm all wrong about this? What if we're really all meant to become brain-sucking undead? Am I standing in the way of evolution?"
Then I remember that zombies are ugly and smell bad. So to heck with destiny, evolution, or whatever it might be, 'cause that is just plain gross.

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