The 1-up Game

Mobyias · 10/31/2007 19:25:48

basicaly you just one up the person above you, and give a new staement.

Example: I lift heavy weights.
Response: I lift heavy weights while I run.
I play drums.

get it? feel free to make it as rediculous as you want, just keep it fun.

I play shred metal with only my pinky finger.

Tenshi · 10/31/2007 19:29:47

I play shred metal with only my pinky finger, while baking cookies with my other hand

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

Lezel · 11/01/2007 04:28:45

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, while, doing a 10 minute Frencher..amongst other things..

Marias · 11/01/2007 14:09:19

Lezel wrote:

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, while, doing a 10 minute Frencher..amongst other things..

I think you were supposed to list something else. For the sake of continuing:

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, while, doing a 10 minute Frencher, amongst other things like reciting Shakespeare.

-I can kill three Zionites with my eyes closed.

Proximisio · 11/01/2007 16:00:47

I can kill 3 zionites with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back.

I can farm data nodes without getting ganked by agents.

Mobyias · 11/01/2007 21:58:05

Proximisio wrote:

I can kill 3 zionites with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back.
I can farm data nodes without getting ganked by agents.

I can farm data nodes without getting ganked by agents, and pwn the One at the same time.

Lezel · 11/08/2007 04:58:39

You could pwn the One...then I come out and snipe you..and take over the world! (j/k)

Eyes0nly · 11/08/2007 05:39:27

I could pwn the one, snipe him before you, and take over the world with both hands tied behind my back and wearing a blindfold.

I can juggle 3 pianos.

Tiango · 11/08/2007 15:42:43

I can juggle 4 piano's

I can also Destroy the earth with my lazer beams.

Mobyias · 11/08/2007 17:37:34

Tiango wrote:

I can juggle 4 piano's

I can also Destroy the earth with my lazer beams.

Well, I can destroy the Earth with my lazer beams, AND rebuild it with my thoughts!

Marias · 11/18/2007 14:32:04

Mobyias wrote:

Tiango wrote:
I can juggle 4 piano's

I can also Destroy the earth with my lazer beams.
Well, I can destroy the Earth with my lazer beams, AND rebuild it with my thoughts!

You can do all of that, but you're on my payroll.

Eyes0nly · 11/28/2007 16:57:14

He may be on your payroll, but I own you.

Tiango · 11/30/2007 07:02:35

Eyes0nly wrote:

He may be on your payroll, but I own you.

You may own him, but i own your owner.

GypsyJuggler · 11/30/2007 18:34:43

Tiango wrote:

Eyes0nly wrote:
He may be on your payroll, but I own you.

You may own him, but i own your owner.

You guys can own who you like so long as you pay me royalties for your use of the term 'own'.

I can post with correct grammar and spelling.

Snipe_104 · 12/04/2007 18:20:16

I can post with correct grammar, spelling, and play MxO at the same time.

I can study and PvP at the same time.

TheShickle · 12/04/2007 18:31:05

I can study and PvP at the same time while creating peace.

I can read minds and dig holes. At the same time...

GypsyJuggler · 12/04/2007 20:42:26

I can read minds while digging holes and reading the hole's minds.

I am a black belt in toast - toast isn't a martial art, I'm just that good at it.

TheShickle · 12/06/2007 14:56:47

I'm a Toast Grandmaster - toast isn't martial art, I'm just extraordinary at it.

LucifersChosen · 12/14/2007 15:03:32

(you forgot to put one down)

I can win every single game in the world at the same time while hand-to-hand fighting God, and all his angels.

Snipe_104 · 12/16/2007 21:16:11

I can win every single game in the world at the same time while hand-to-hand fighting God, and all his angels. While sleeping.

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers.

GypsyJuggler · 12/16/2007 23:05:27

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers while playing MxO.
((I won't name a new one because I think this one has some life in it yet.))

LucifersChosen · 12/17/2007 18:01:11

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows!

GypsyJuggler · 12/17/2007 18:26:47

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back.

LucifersChosen · 12/18/2007 04:41:01

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back while drinking a galleon of milk.

GypsyJuggler · 12/18/2007 18:30:41

((You can get a galleon of milk in America? Wow.))

LucifersChosen · 12/20/2007 04:51:51

((Canada, and you can get anything here =D))

GypsyJuggler · 12/21/2007 00:35:10

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back while drinking a galleon of milk which is sailing on a burning sea.

MetaLogic · 12/21/2007 01:46:08

GypsyJuggler wrote:

I can hack into every school in the world and crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back while drinking a galleon of milk which is sailing on a burning sea.

Well I can hack into every school in the world, crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back, while drinking a galleon of milk, whic is sailing on a buring sea, while defeating Neo, Smith, and Seraph in the real, at the same time!

GypsyJuggler · 12/21/2007 02:17:25

MetaLogic wrote:

Well I can hack into every school in the world, crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back, while drinking a galleon of milk, whic is sailing on a buring sea, while defeating Neo, Smith, and Seraph in the real, at the same time!

Lame.

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time.

Mobyias · 12/22/2007 14:34:47

GypsyJuggler wrote:

MetaLogic wrote:
Well I can hack into every school in the world, crash their servers while playing MxO with my elbows tied behind my back, while drinking a galleon of milk, whic is sailing on a buring sea, while defeating Neo, Smith, and Seraph in the real, at the same time!
Lame.

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time.

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time, while simultaniously fighting off an Alien invasion with my left foot.

GypsyJuggler · 12/23/2007 02:55:17

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time, while simultaneously fighting off an Alien invasion with my left foot and playing MxO with my right foot.

Mobyias · 01/06/2008 13:25:26

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time, while simultaneously fighting off an Alien invasion with my left foot and playing MxO with my right foot, and solve the worlds problems with my mind.

I can play guitar and sing at the same time.

Edit: Spelling.

Proximisio · 01/06/2008 14:35:19

I can play the guitar with my hands, play the accordian with my feet, and sing at the same time.

I know Chuck Norris.

GypsyJuggler · 01/06/2008 18:49:08

I know Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.

Pylat · 01/06/2008 21:38:47

I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.

Mobyias · 01/08/2008 21:38:36

Pylat wrote:

I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.

I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses, while playing guitar with my hands, accordian with my feet, and singing at the same time.

I can count to awesome.

GypsyJuggler · 01/09/2008 01:35:15

Mobyias wrote:

Pylat wrote:
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses, while playing guitar with my hands, accordian with my feet, and singing at the same time.

I can count to awesome.

Bah! You guys forgot Mr T.

I can count to awesome on my fingers.

Pylat · 01/09/2008 05:00:44

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Mobyias wrote:
Pylat wrote:
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses, while playing guitar with my hands, accordian with my feet, and singing at the same time.

I can count to awesome.

Bah! You guys forgot Mr T.

I can count to awesome on my fingers.

I can count to Awesome on just one hand while kicking Mr T's arse with the other.

LucifersChosen · 01/09/2008 08:16:00

I can count to awesome with just one finger while kicking Mr.T's and Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Chritstian Bale's and the whole of vector's asses with my pinky.

Pylat · 01/10/2008 06:18:25

I can count to Awesome + 1 with just one finger, while kicking Mr.T's, Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Christian Bale's, Bruce Willis' AND The Terminator's arse with little toe and solving world peace with the other little toe.

Mobyias · 01/11/2008 18:00:54

Pylat wrote:

I can count to Awesome + 1 with just one finger, while kicking Mr.T's, Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Christian Bale's, Bruce Willis' AND The Terminator's arse with little toe and solving world peace with the other little toe.

I can count to Awesome + 1 with just one finger, while kicking Mr.T's, Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Christian Bale's, Bruce Willis' AND The Terminator's arse with little toe and solving world peace with the other little toe, while simultainiously field assembling a gun upside down.

I can speak spanish.

Pylat · 01/12/2008 02:12:01

I can speak Spanish... underwater.

LucifersChosen · 01/12/2008 15:29:17

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC.

Pylat · 01/12/2008 21:55:56

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of wood.

LucifersChosen · 01/13/2008 17:32:15

Pylat wrote:

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of wood.

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of fish

Mobyias · 01/13/2008 20:53:59

LucifersChosen wrote:

Pylat wrote:
I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of wood.
I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of fish

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of BUBBLES!

I can start fires with my mind.

Pylat · 01/13/2008 23:27:41

I can put out the fires started by your mind without even thinking about it.

ArchDuke · 01/15/2008 01:46:53

Pylat wrote:

I can put out the fires started by your mind without even thinking about it.

I can put out first started by your mind without thinking about it while having a sandwich.

I make this look good.

Pylat · 01/15/2008 03:42:08

I make this look better.

pyro20 · 01/15/2008 06:58:48

I make you look better naked.