EJP Incomplete

7 posts · 2007-07-31 16:39:37 to 2007-08-10 06:12:30

#36300294697 07/31/2007 16:39:37 EJP Incomplete

# Emergency Jackout Procedure Incomplete!
# RSI Reconstruct Failure
# Reconfiguring Residual Self-Image// From File v1.22

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# RSI Reconstruct Failure
# Reconfiguring Residual Self-Image// From File v1.23

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# Reconfiguring Residual Self-Image// From File v1.24

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#36300294716 07/31/2007 17:25:05 Re:EJP Incomplete
Hmmm.... what an odd transmission.
#36300294762 07/31/2007 18:34:57 Re:EJP Incomplete
Holy crap, he didn't fully reconstruct...he lost his mind...
#36300295249 08/01/2007 13:01:32 Re:EJP Incomplete

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# RSI Reconstruct Failure
# Reconfiguring Residual Self-Image// From File v1.33

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# Reconfiguring Residual Self-Image// From File v1.35

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#36300295933 08/02/2007 17:08:51 Re:EJP Incomplete

# RSI Reconstruct Failure
# Reconfiguring Residual Self-Image// From File v2.03

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# Emergency Jackout Protocol Status// Complete

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## Exiting Loading Area
## Connection Closed

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#36300300395 08/09/2007 16:23:13 Re:EJP Incomplete

## Audio File
//SOURCE Intercepted Transmission

## Trace Program Running...
//000.344.412.239.783.007.333:2207
555-4580

Female Voice: ...showing complete. There it is.
Male Voice: Is that all?
Female Voice: Yes, operative. Thank you.
Male Voice: Yeah. He owes me another one. I'll put it on his tab.
Female Voice: I'm sure my captain will thank you when he is feeling better.
Male Voice: What do you think will be the turn-around rate on his recovery?
Female Voice: That's hard to say... She f*cked him up pretty bad.
Male Voice: When you get back aboard your ship, make sure to tell him to hurry up his comatose *CENSORED*. We need more on the Front Lines.
Female Voice: I know, I know. He's missed quite a bit, though... I'm not sure how he'll react to the news...
Male Voice: Which part?
Female Voice: The truce?
Male Voice: Or a lack thereof, you mean.
Female Voice: If it's our place to fight then we will fight.
Male Voice: That's what I'm here for, and ya know it.
Female Voice: And we're grateful... You're the closest *CENSORED* thing to a Neo we've got.
Male Voice: Just remember, I'm not the one who said tha--
*chirp*
Male Voice: --Sh*t, someone's running a trace and we've got company...
Female Voice: Exiles!?
Male Voice: I've got this. Go. Get to the south central exit.
*ambient gunfire*
Female Voice: Thanks again, operative.
*ambient shouting and gunfire*
Male Voice: Jokers wild, motherf*cker!

## End Transmission

#36300300748 08/10/2007 06:12:30 Re:EJP Incomplete

oh my god....Jokerz....