Cypherites - Without the pressure of being a Machinist! Say what?!

1 posts · 2007-06-28 20:06:00 to 2007-06-28 20:06:00

#36300271031 06/28/2007 20:06 Cypherites - Without the pressure of being a Machinist! Say what?!
That's right folks, gather round, gather round.

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Have you ever wanted to be a Cypherite, but not go through the trauma of being kept under that blasted Machine con? Well, you're in luck!


Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more

Welcoming to the board, Cypherites - CYPH; A Merovingian faction for Mervs that support Cypherism but not Machinism.

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

So, I suppose the question here is..

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You’ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you’re still breathing

The Merovingian and the Cypherites have had a history of working together. Granted, the Merv made a few mistakes in that relationship, but then again, we're not really working directly for the Merovingian here, are we?

Hold tight cause the show is not over
If you will please move in closer
You're about to be bowled over
By the wonders you’re about to behold here

The Cypherites' numbers grow incredibly thin on Recursion, so Veil can't really deny our support. The liasion already has agreed (to a certain degree) to work with us
.

Welcome to the show (welcome to the show)
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

This is also a benefit to the Machines! Machines, you've always wanted to kill a few Cypherites, da? Well, now you can! *gunshot* ... OW. I'm bloody talkin' here!

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
ladies and gentlemen

I'm freakin' bleedin' here! Somebody get me a band-aid!

boom
Do you want it?
boom
Do you need it?
boom
Let me hear it

Welcome to the show
We're glad you came along
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

...jeez... oh, so, join today! Cypherites: The joy of Cypherism without the pain of Machinations!

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Oh, and trust me, we're going to have fun with this.