Top 10 Rules for PvP Success
1) Your strategy is the only strategy: Clearly you are the ultimate PvP fighter and you know all. Of course by extension this means your strategies and tactics will undoubtedly own all on the battlefield. We all know that that in your vast experience in PvP earning a grand total of 400 CQ's (380 of them from your team no doubt) give you all the knowledge you need to take Mara C by yourself. If anyone says otherwise they are clearly a noob and you need to tell them this, remember, people will respect you more if you swear and cuss a lot.
2) How to fight an MKT: Forget ILing them, they will be expecting that, shoot at them instead, they'll throw a few knives but will soon run away, cause we all know when an MKT runs around a corner they will never be seen again, clearly they were scared away by your aggressive tactics. If you get rooted REMEMBER TO STAY ON SPEED TACTICS so when you see him again you can shoot at him until he runs away. If you keep this up the MKT will know better than to F*** with a badass like you.
3) How to fight a sniper: Don't root them to stop them from jumping, try and free fire them into a state THEN interlock them, all snipers are honourable foes who will never run from a battle. But most important of all, if you spot one on the bridge whatever you do DON'T SAY ANYTHING, that will make them aim for you, better that a team mate falls then you, besides, that noob should have been looking out for snipers.
4) Shield are for pussies: This is especially true if you are an MA. You want to get into interlock with people and the best way to do this is to not have your shield up, by having a shield you waste precious seconds where you could be in IL pwning them all. Don't worry about MKT's, if you follow the steps of rule No 2 you will never be punted. And if they do punt you clearly they are exploiting. Remember if there are no badguys around to stick to speed tactics, you want to be able to hurt them the moment you see them.
5) Your team can read you mind: If you are on a PvP team it is only natural to expect all the other members to be Clairvoyant. They should know exactly what to do even if you never tell them. In fact, if you do ask them to do something but it doesn't work its all their fault anyway, they should have known better than to follow that tactics that was destined to fail and clearly you were testing them to see if their knowledge was extensive as your's.
6) If you get into trouble, RUN RUN RUN: HJ if you need to but get the hell out of there. Your team should immediately note your distress and come to your aid, regardless of what they are doing. If you have a few people chasing you remember to run AWAY from your team, that way they can catch your assailants from behind in a deadly pincer maneuver.
7) Bitching wins PvP wars: If you happen to die, remember, it is never your fault. There are many reasons that can cause your death but your own incompetence is never to blame. Print out the following list and keep it nearby as a reminder as to what you can blame. Remember to constantly spam this along with asking for rezzed until; a) Your are rezzed or b) Your reconstruct timer ends.
- Sploitz
- Enemy being buffed
- More Sploitz
- Being Zerged
- Lag spikes (Pronounced "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag";)
- Random Bugs
- Your own teams incompetence
- Even more Sploitz
- Enemy Healers
- Missing your FAR/Foot Sweep/Piston Kick
- Running out of IS
- Wrong Clothes on
- Wrong buffs on
- Abilities breaking (Regardless of whether they broke or not)
- The enemy using a noob/cheap tree (Remember to remind them to "Get a real LO", being the ultimate PvP champion that you are they will take your advice to heart and change their LO)
- and finally yet more sploitz.
8) ((This one is especially for hackers)) Remember, Logic Cannon is the be all and end all of hacker: Logic Cannon is an awesome move, use it as much as possible, its application is universal and can be used to resolve even the stickiest situation.
- MA broke your shield? Use Logic Cannon, they will immediately start running away to avoid being hit by it.
- MKT got you rooted and running at you disguised? Use logic cannon, they will be frozen to the spot with fear as they see the deadly attack being charged.
- Being Zerged? Thats right, Logic Cannon again, all your assailants will stop immediately and discuss over team chat who is being targeted by the attack so they can tell him (Cause no girls play this game) to switch to block tactics.
- Just been hit by a sniper shot? Turn on that sniper and use Logic Cannon, they will immediately jump away rather than face the fury of the dreaded logic cannon.
- Facing off another hacker? Logic cannon saves the day, while they are wasting time stacking DOT/Debuffing you, you are charging the Logic Cannon to kill them with, by the time they realise what you are doing its too late.
9) Flag up only when necessary: If you see a team mate being attacked 2 v 1 don't flag, stand nearby and watch, flagging up is a waste of time, they need the practice anyway. Besides, its their own fault they were caught by two people and you need to teach them a lesson, they will thank you in the long run.
10) Your tree is the only balanced one: Every other tree that people use is clearly overpowered and broken. You are an ultimate PvP champion so you don't need an overpowered tree to win, you win from pure skill alone, everyone else is a noob who needs a real LO and you need to remind them of this constantly, eventually they will catch on and change their wicked ways.
Coming soon, the 10 rules for farming the Taskmaster.
Courtesy of New Dawn Online!
1) Your strategy is the only strategy: Clearly you are the ultimate PvP fighter and you know all. Of course by extension this means your strategies and tactics will undoubtedly own all on the battlefield. We all know that that in your vast experience in PvP earning a grand total of 400 CQ's (380 of them from your team no doubt) give you all the knowledge you need to take Mara C by yourself. If anyone says otherwise they are clearly a noob and you need to tell them this, remember, people will respect you more if you swear and cuss a lot.
2) How to fight an MKT: Forget ILing them, they will be expecting that, shoot at them instead, they'll throw a few knives but will soon run away, cause we all know when an MKT runs around a corner they will never be seen again, clearly they were scared away by your aggressive tactics. If you get rooted REMEMBER TO STAY ON SPEED TACTICS so when you see him again you can shoot at him until he runs away. If you keep this up the MKT will know better than to F*** with a badass like you.
3) How to fight a sniper: Don't root them to stop them from jumping, try and free fire them into a state THEN interlock them, all snipers are honourable foes who will never run from a battle. But most important of all, if you spot one on the bridge whatever you do DON'T SAY ANYTHING, that will make them aim for you, better that a team mate falls then you, besides, that noob should have been looking out for snipers.
4) Shield are for pussies: This is especially true if you are an MA. You want to get into interlock with people and the best way to do this is to not have your shield up, by having a shield you waste precious seconds where you could be in IL pwning them all. Don't worry about MKT's, if you follow the steps of rule No 2 you will never be punted. And if they do punt you clearly they are exploiting. Remember if there are no badguys around to stick to speed tactics, you want to be able to hurt them the moment you see them.
5) Your team can read you mind: If you are on a PvP team it is only natural to expect all the other members to be Clairvoyant. They should know exactly what to do even if you never tell them. In fact, if you do ask them to do something but it doesn't work its all their fault anyway, they should have known better than to follow that tactics that was destined to fail and clearly you were testing them to see if their knowledge was extensive as your's.
6) If you get into trouble, RUN RUN RUN: HJ if you need to but get the hell out of there. Your team should immediately note your distress and come to your aid, regardless of what they are doing. If you have a few people chasing you remember to run AWAY from your team, that way they can catch your assailants from behind in a deadly pincer maneuver.
7) Bitching wins PvP wars: If you happen to die, remember, it is never your fault. There are many reasons that can cause your death but your own incompetence is never to blame. Print out the following list and keep it nearby as a reminder as to what you can blame. Remember to constantly spam this along with asking for rezzed until; a) Your are rezzed or b) Your reconstruct timer ends.
- Sploitz
- Enemy being buffed
- More Sploitz
- Being Zerged
- Lag spikes (Pronounced "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag";)
- Random Bugs
- Your own teams incompetence
- Even more Sploitz
- Enemy Healers
- Missing your FAR/Foot Sweep/Piston Kick
- Running out of IS
- Wrong Clothes on
- Wrong buffs on
- Abilities breaking (Regardless of whether they broke or not)
- The enemy using a noob/cheap tree (Remember to remind them to "Get a real LO", being the ultimate PvP champion that you are they will take your advice to heart and change their LO)
- and finally yet more sploitz.
8) ((This one is especially for hackers)) Remember, Logic Cannon is the be all and end all of hacker: Logic Cannon is an awesome move, use it as much as possible, its application is universal and can be used to resolve even the stickiest situation.
- MA broke your shield? Use Logic Cannon, they will immediately start running away to avoid being hit by it.
- MKT got you rooted and running at you disguised? Use logic cannon, they will be frozen to the spot with fear as they see the deadly attack being charged.
- Being Zerged? Thats right, Logic Cannon again, all your assailants will stop immediately and discuss over team chat who is being targeted by the attack so they can tell him (Cause no girls play this game) to switch to block tactics.
- Just been hit by a sniper shot? Turn on that sniper and use Logic Cannon, they will immediately jump away rather than face the fury of the dreaded logic cannon.
- Facing off another hacker? Logic cannon saves the day, while they are wasting time stacking DOT/Debuffing you, you are charging the Logic Cannon to kill them with, by the time they realise what you are doing its too late.
9) Flag up only when necessary: If you see a team mate being attacked 2 v 1 don't flag, stand nearby and watch, flagging up is a waste of time, they need the practice anyway. Besides, its their own fault they were caught by two people and you need to teach them a lesson, they will thank you in the long run.
10) Your tree is the only balanced one: Every other tree that people use is clearly overpowered and broken. You are an ultimate PvP champion so you don't need an overpowered tree to win, you win from pure skill alone, everyone else is a noob who needs a real LO and you need to remind them of this constantly, eventually they will catch on and change their wicked ways.
Coming soon, the 10 rules for farming the Taskmaster.
Courtesy of New Dawn Online!
