Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's

15 posts · 2007-05-01 23:56:53 to 2007-05-03 14:27:51

#36300228658 05/01/2007 23:56:53 Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's

Have heard any stupid comments or quotes from a celebrity that you shake your head in shame for them?

Post them here.

I'll go first

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
-Mariah Carey, on the death of the King of Jordan

I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.
-George W Bush

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
-Paris Hilton


Thanks for the Memories MXO!
#36300228713 05/02/2007 02:03:14 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's

That's Hott! by Paris Hilton

Basically anything that comes out of her mouth.

When asked why she remade the song "I love Rock and Roll", Britney replied, "I've always loved Pat Benatar." That's great! We'll tell Joan Jett that, considering she sang that song!

eFFin idiot!

Two years of living the dream... and interpreting it! ~Variel
#36300228794 05/02/2007 05:56:20 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's

(Speaking in an interview, several days after his arrest for anti-semitic remarks)

"I do not think Jews are responsible for all the wars.  What I said was drunken nonsense"  So which time are you talking about there, Mel?

Tune in to Katie Couric next month for; "I do not think Hitler had the right idea all along"

Other than that, the exalted but 'normal' members of society (ie:Celebrities) can talk all day without me caring at all.

#36300229333 05/02/2007 22:01:32 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
I believe Mariah Carey said she hates tacos, she's been on my shitlist ever since.

PS: Carrot Top, though not really a celebrity, took part in a singing contest here on vegas on Mix 94.1 (I believe you can listen to it there. http://www.mix941.fm ) and I died inside.
#36300229451 05/03/2007 07:01:45 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's

"There's this little saying we have in Texas. Fool me once...shame on me. Fool me twice...shame on me."

- George W. Bush

Hahahaha...

Oh, and the best one ever, which is intentionally stupid but I found very funny:

"Of course I'm a Lady Vols fan. I like to sit in front of the TV and watch them play in my orange pajamas...my orange nightie."

- Will Ferrell at the world premiere of Talladega Nights in Knoxville, TN

#36300229465 05/03/2007 08:19:07 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
Archangel wrote:

"There's this little saying we have in Texas. Fool me once...shame on me. Fool me twice...shame on me."

- George W. Bush


Actually what he said was more along the lines of...

 "Fool me once, shame on me... fool me twice...   (long pause)  Fool me once ya cant fool me again"

The dumbass just couldnt remember how the saying went.  Freakin dumb hick president.

{EDIT} Ah...  here it is    Dumb president     enjoy

#36300229524 05/03/2007 10:57:11 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
"I like Buffallo wings, but I don't like Buffallo" - Paris Hilton, I think.
#36300229541 05/03/2007 11:08:56 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”  - Paris Hilton
#36300229678 05/03/2007 13:44:01 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's

"We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."  -Hillary Clinton

"He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century." -Hillary Clinton introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi

"I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day." -New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." -Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.)

"You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." -Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -President Bill Clinton

#36300229684 05/03/2007 13:50:19 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
Shi+Xin+Feng wrote:

"We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."  -Hillary Clinton

"He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century." -Hillary Clinton introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi

"I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day." -New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." -Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.)

"You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." -Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -President Bill Clinton

I assume you find nothing wrong with Reagan or Gingrich at all.
#36300229687 05/03/2007 13:55:22 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
Fatmop wrote:
Shi+Xin+Feng wrote:

"We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."  -Hillary Clinton

"He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century." -Hillary Clinton introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi

"I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day." -New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." -Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.)

"You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." -Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -President Bill Clinton

I assume you find nothing wrong with Reagan or Gingrich at all.


Oh, I'm sure I could dig up lots of stuff on just about anyone you want. (lol, you want me to find some stuff on you? SMILEY)

I was just trying to bring some balance to this thread. W might be dumb, but so is everyone else (yes, I included myself in 'everyone'SMILEY. He just gets more face time on TV to screw up.

#36300229690 05/03/2007 13:57:12 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
"Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born." - Ronald Reagan

Happy?
#36300229703 05/03/2007 14:19:23 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
Shi+Xin+Feng wrote:


Oh, I'm sure I could dig up lots of stuff on just about anyone you want. (lol, you want me to find some stuff on you? SMILEY)

I was just trying to bring some balance to this thread. W might be dumb, but so is everyone else (yes, I included myself in 'everyone'SMILEY. He just gets more face time on TV to screw up.


I firmly belive I have a higher IQ the G 'dubbya' Bush
#36300229708 05/03/2007 14:27:51 Re:Stupid Quotes from Celebrity's
Shi+Xin+Feng wrote:

Oh, I'm sure I could dig up lots of stuff on just about anyone you want. (lol, you want me to find some stuff on you? SMILEY)

I was just trying to bring some balance to this thread. W might be dumb, but so is everyone else (yes, I included myself in 'everyone'SMILEY. He just gets more face time on TV to screw up.


Major difference between most of the dems' quotes and those of W lie in how serious they are.  Hillary's comment about work being a 4-letter word.. I can't imagine that to not be a deliberate joke.  W's just so constantly full of abominable idiocy that there are entire books devoted to it.

Oh, and do dig up things I've said.  Like that one thing on the animation forums where I told people to stop posting about animation problems. SMILEY