Hello and welcome to Morpheus Speaks Out. Despite him being dead, I have used my skills as a medium in order to communicate with the man himself. This is highly experimental so subject matter is... Subject to change. I believe it would be nice to hear what Morpheus may have to say each week about the game, events, and other happenings in his lovable, unbiased tone. Thus, I present volume I, short and sweet:
Morpheus whispers>lol, wow even though i'm dead and stuff, i must express my absolute, +400% satisfaction (with +36 thrown resistance) with how SOE is handling the amazing forest fire that is the matrix online. but, you know, i'm dead and stuff. lol.
Morpheus whispers>i mean we got official disk jockey talk-bot people to speak about us for all of 40 seconds next to their incredibly intricate discussions of everquest ii, which is soooo much better than that wow game, oh yeah, definitely. it was cool being one of the most popular movie series of all time but to receive this honor on behalf of SOE is just immense.
Morpheus whispers>/sarcasm off
Morpheus whispers>oops, mistell, lol
Morpheus whispers>thx again ttyl