B166ER Communications, Inc. - Providing Solutions for Modern Living

5 posts · 2007-02-08 00:22:01 to 2007-03-05 10:45:58

#36300161011 02/08/2007 00:22:01 B166ER Communications, Inc. - Providing Solutions for Modern Living
Greetings, my name is Roger Porterman, and I am the Public Relations Officer for B166ER Communications, Inc.

B166ER Communications has just recently been established in the City, and I thought I would introduce myself to the Redpill culture.  I hope I am using that term... correctly.

Anyway, our company specializes in communication devices from phones to PDAs, and even laptops!  I've seen how technologically savvy you... "redpills" are; always gathering around those phone booths, running around with laptops all the time.

If you're interested in our products, waiting will become a necessity.  Unfortunately one of your colleagues, Escariott, blew the lid off the '01 rollout, ergo its delay is now inevitable.  If you didn't know, our official corporate website is located at the following link:

http://www.b166ercomms.com

Our products page as well as more information will be forthcoming within the next few days.  If you need to contact me directly, here's my card...


#36300163336 02/10/2007 15:54:37 Re:B166ER Communications, Inc. - Providing Solutions for Modern Living
Greetings, citizen. This is David Smith. Also known as... Sykin. This is a reminder to pay your taxes. Thank you. Goodbye.
#36300163967 02/11/2007 16:08:15 Re:B166ER Communications, Inc. - Providing Solutions for Modern Living
Mr. Portman, you're a patriot, vanguarding a mission to create a new demographic in redpill culture. It's commendable. We'll be in touch.
#36300175054 02/26/2007 17:39:32 Re:B166ER Communications, Inc. - Providing Solutions for Modern Living

I gotta tell you - the survival rate of anyone new to the city with an unhealthy obession for knowing "redpills" is staggeringly low.

#36300180417 03/05/2007 10:45:58 Re:B166ER Communications, Inc. - Providing Solutions for Modern Living
Mr. Portman,

I believe you have an e-mail from me. I would seriously ask that you consider my offer.